As of press time I have been unable to confirm that a team pf Viennese psychiatrists is inbound to Augusta, GA to put a certain Ulsterman under observation.... Really no need for the professionals, he was under acute observation by the rest of us...
Masters Thursday - I'll lede by stealing Geoff's lede, a statistical summary of Masters Thursday:
Round One By The Numbers- 65: Low score by Justin Rose
- 4: Lower opening rounds in Masters history than Rose in ‘25
- 5: Times Rose has led or co-led after the first round
- 68: Score of defending champion Scottie Scheffler
- 16 of 21: Rounds Scheffler has been under par in his career
- 68: Score of 2024 runner-up Ludvig Aberg (73 last year)
- 71: Fred Couples, the second subpar Masters round by a 65+ golfer here
- 2: Couples’ score on the par 4 14th
- 73: Score of Hiroshi Tai, the low amateur after round one
- 33: Paces from the front for the 16th hole cup placement
- 90: High score by Nick Dunlap
- 4: Pars by Nicolai Hojgaard en route to 76
- 76: High temperature on Thursday
- 1: Player to relieve himself in the tributary of Rae’s Creek
Rose’s 65 seems especially impressive given the course’s strong bias toward extreme length and young nerves. In mowing fairways toward the tees the evening before a round and following that with a healthy sprinkling of water, they effectively eliminate anything beyond some cursory roll. The setup tilts heavily toward the 320-yard Carry Society instead of types whose best hopes await in July at The Open.“It was a really good day's golf on a golf course that was a stern test,” said 44-year-old Rose.” I think if you look at the overall leaderboard, not many low scores out there. A lot of quality shots, and delighted the way I played.”The two-time runner-up here averaged just under 300 yards on his drives, which is in line with his last few Masters but far away from his peak years from 2016, when his Augusta National distance numbers generally hovered in the high 320s. Rose has remained relevant through a strict fitness regimen and continued to flash brilliance in between major struggles. He bounced back from last year’s missed cut here to finish T6 in the PGA at Valhalla and second at Troon to Xander Schauffele. And he’s still riding the high of his huge role in Europe’s 2023 Ryder Cup win.“I think those couple weeks for me, and even the Ryder Cup in Rome in '23, they were big motivating weeks where I thought the hard work is still worth it, still believe I can shake it with the best.”On Thursday he took just 25 putts while hitting 14 of 18 greens and 9 of 14 fairways.
He played great, at least until the last couple of holes where I suspected he realized what he might shoot.... While I don't expect him to be there on Sunday, his record here is such that he's not so easily dismissed. I think Geoff basically feels the same:
Rose’s record at Augusta National includes two runner-up finishes, six top 10’s, 16 cuts made in 19 starts, and a career 71.90 scoring average. His opening 65 ties his low round here and was on the cusp of joining the great first-day scores in tournament history until an 18th-hole bogey. Four players have opened with a lower number: Greg Norman’s 63 in 1996, Jordan Spieth’s 64 in 2015, Mike Donald’s 64 in 1990, and Lloyd Mangrum’s 64 in 1940.With last year’s two top finishers—Scottie Scheffler and Ludvig Aberg—just three back, Rose will have his work cut out to become the oldest Masters Champion since 41-year-old Mark O’Meara in 1998.“I played a lot of golf here at Augusta National. So to come away with my equal best score is certainly an achievement for me.”
Him - Dr. Jekyl and Mr. McIlroy put on quite the show yesterday, though my take might surprise you. First, this fairly conventional assessment:
If Rory McIlroy is ever truly in position to win one of these things on a Sunday afternoon, make sure you’ve taken your medication, keep your cup full of whatever helps you relax, take deep breaths every few minutes and grip your rosary beads tight.Here’s the reality of the situation: Augusta National is in his head. It’s lodged in the deepest, darkest places of his psyche. It draws out his worst instincts in the wrong moments. He’s tried everything to figure it out. And once again, it appears McIlroy will be back next year answering all the same questions that have hounded him for more than a decade at the Masters.McIlroy came to Augusta on Monday as the main character, the popular pick, the guy whose form this year suggested he was ready to take the big step into a green jacket and finally complete the career Grand Slam. He put in the work in the offseason to tidy up his wedge game and develop some lower-trajectory shots that might come in handy around this place. He even went to see Jack Nicklaus last week to talk about how he was going to play the course, literally shot by shot.
And his take on the meltdown:
And then, inexplicably and for no obvious reason, it went completely the other direction.After failing to convert a nine-foot birdie putt on No. 14, McIlroy stood in the middle of the 15th fairway with a 4-iron from 241 yards away. His shot was on line, landing close to pin high, but took a firm bounce and bounded long of the green. Still, it seemed like a straightforward situation: Cozy a delicate chip down the hill, walk away with no worse than a par.There’s no other way to describe what happened next: It was a complete disaster. A self-immolation. An unnecessary mistake someone of his experience on this course should not make. From the moment McIlroy made contact with the ball, it was obvious he had carried it too far on the green, hit it too hard and that it wasn’t going to stop until it had trundled all the way off the front edge and into the pond.It was, in a word, stunning. And it’s the shot that so many players knew they had to be defensive about because the 15th green is one of four at Augusta National that was rebuilt this year, making it firmer to begin with. Then when you factor in the greens getting a little dry and crusty late in the afternoon, plus a tough pin placement, it’s a truly treacherous place on the course – which makes it all the more confounding that McIlroy played the shot so aggressively.“You can easily hit a nice pitch on that green and it just rolls in the water, which I’m sure a lot of guys did today,” said Viktor Hovland, who was playing one group in front of McIlroy and almost certainly did not see what was happening behind him. “You don’t have to be far off to make a double.”
How stunned could we have been, given that Rory was three groups behind Cantlay (and how schadenfreudaliscious was that sequence?). Given the rebuild of this green, was this the year to use that front-right pin? Maybe not, but did anyone else do what Patrick and Rory did? To me, this is just gonna happen in the course of four days at Augusta.... And if we're going to pound the guy (and, really, why stop now?), wasn't the sequence on No. 17 far worse?
I don't know what he is going to do from here on out, but if we think he's going South, this would be the tell:
Now, he was sullen, his lips pursed. And he didn’t really hit a good shot the rest of the day.
On No. 17, McIlroy flared his 3-wood a little bit to the right off the tee, making the approach slightly more difficult. But he blew his approach way long, hit another terrible chip 28 feet past the hole and three-putted for another double bogey.
If he's feeling sorry for himself, then we stick a fork in him....
At that link above, Geoff has this about the 15th green, though it's unclear to me whether he thinks this went over the line:
The 13th hole played tougher statistically and yielded the same number of eagles. But as it did last year, the 550-yard 15th made a mess of several scorecards and had players questioning its design soundness following the benign opening day.Featuring a green re-grassed with new turf as part of a regular agronomic program, the raised and shallow green is second only to the seventh in terms of limited depth at 24 paces from front to back, with the front two paces essentially a guaranteed donation to the fronting pond.So with some “new green” firmness and the overall precariousness of the falloffs of three sides, several players missing long threw away good rounds.Just three groups after Patrick Cantlay arrived one-under-par and twice pitched into the lake after going over the green in two, Rory McIlroy came to the 15th four-under-par and bogey-free. A 294-yard drive left him 241, and he sailed just long, facing a 25-yard pitch. From the 16th tee grandstand, it was apparent the moment his pitch landed on the green that he’d carried it too far and had not clipped the sand wedge with much or any backspin. His Taylormade finished in the water.McIlroy boldly chose to go over to the drop area and pitch back over the pond, bringing the precarious front slope into play from a different angle. Unlike Cantlay, who made his eight by dropping from his original spot, McIlroy was able to pitch safely on and two-putt. But all momentum was halted as he walked off the green, looking like he’d taken an upper cut. He limped home with another unforced error at 17, where a second double bogey ended his round one with a 72.
I've long considered this an unfair golf hole, though exciting for sure. There was a lot of talk about the course firming up, but this green is the only place I saw golf balls releasing yesterday. We'll keep watching to see how balls react but, if the green is so firm that the long approach shots can't hold, the chip back to a front pin is just terrifying....
The underlying question, of course, is whither Rory..... Geoff had this:
Given his tendency to start slow and close late at Augusta National, hope is not lost. However, only one player has made two double bogeys in a round and gone on to win: Craig Stadler in 1982’s first round.
I don't know, Geoff, those late charges were always from so far off the lead....
To me, Rory has two separate issue which converge this week:
- A pattern of playing poorly when he wants it the most, plus;
- The golf course.
Which big name at Masters is poised to make a Friday charge?
Why are we limiting ourselves to big names?
Justin Rose (seven under) leads the Masters, but several of the game’s biggest names will need to put together strong rounds on Friday to keep up. Rory McIlroy and Collin Morikawa headline the group at even par and Justin Thomas, Jordan Spieth and Xander Schauffele are all one over. Which marquee player charges up the leaderboard on Friday?Zephyr Melton: I’ll go with Xander Schauffele. He was three over thru 11 but battled back to post one-over 73. Those sorts of gritty rounds are what separates the best from the rest. I’d expect him to come back and post something in the 60s on Friday to get himself in the hunt.Jack Hirsh: Ludvig Aberg firing a 32 on the back nine to shoot 68 is going to be a problem. We forget the last guy who finished second in his Masters debut won in his second try (Spieth). I say he’s in the lead going to the weekend with Scheffler close behind.Josh Sens: Collin Morikawa played a quiet round today that ended with a bogey. But he still finished at even par, a reminder of how high a bar he has been setting this year. He came close last year. No reason to think he won’t be in the thick of things as we move to the weekend.Josh Schrock: I want to say Rory, but the final four holes on Thursday were so dispiriting that I can’t do it. The wind is completely out of my sails on that front. I’m going to go with Justin Thomas. JT did a really nice job to shoot 73 on a day where he was scraping it all over Augusta National. We know he can get nuclear hot, and I think the closing birdie on Thursday will propel him toward a Friday surge. Don’t be surprised if Viktor Hovland, who is at one under, makes a move and is in one of the final pairings on Saturday.Jessica Marksbury: I’m feeling inspired by Bryson DeChambeau! It’s always hard to gauge how the LIV players will fare at the year’s first major but Bryson appears to be picking up right where he left off last year.Alan Bastable: Patrick Reed shot one under despite wanting to throw his misbehaving putter into Rae’s Creek. If he can get his flatstick sorted, watch out!
I see the error of my ways.... Big names makes sense so no idiot could possible mention PReed.... though probably good he didn't throw his putter in Rae's Creek, which has been polluted.
Udder Stuff - The big numbers are usually reserved for the old-timers and young kids, but this was pretty special:
As Nick Dunlap paced up the steeply pitched 18th fairway on a breezy blue-sky Thursday at Augusta National, he had the stage to himself. With his playing partners, Billy Horschel and Bob MacIntyre, already on the green and sizing up their birdie tries, the scene, in part, resembled what we’ve seen at so many Masters Sundays past: the champion enjoying a victor’s stroll up the par-4 last.The murmurs of the patrons standing behind the viewing pen left of the green, however, told a very different story.How in the hell do you do that?!He wants to get off this golf course as fast as he can.Is that 16?!Indeed, it was a 16, as in the green number posted next to Dunlap’s name on the iconic tabular leaderboard that overlooks the green. As in sixteen over par through 17 holes.And about to get worse.
He shot 90, to which Condi Rice said, "Hold my beer."
I'll close with the best story of the day..... dare I ask if it's the best Augusta national story evah? But let me lead with this, just because the tab was still open:
U.S. Amateur champ plays practice round at Augusta National with three Masters champions
That's a pretty poorly conceived header, burying a heartwarming lede. That's a Spanish U.S. Amateur Champion playing a practice round with three Spaniards that have won this event, yanno, his heroes. From Jose Maria to sergio to Jon Rahm, this is pretty heady stuff for a young man. But do we ever wonder what they discuss on the course, because you'd think they'd let the young man know that they don't exactly give you crystal for this:
As Ballester played the par-5 13th, he realized something: He had to go. And he’d forgotten to use the restrooms by the tee, so as he played the hole, discomfort set in.“I’m like, I really need to pee,” Ballester said post-round. “Didn’t really know where to go.”For better or worse, Thomas hit his approach shot into the bushes to the left of the 13th green. That presented the 21-year-old amateur with an opportunity.“Since J.T. had an issue on the green, I’m like, ‘I’m just going to sneak here in the river and probably people won’t see me that much.’ And then they clapped for me.”
In case you're not following along, in the middle of a competitive round at Augusta National he whipped it out and peed in Rae's Creek.
Am the only one whose first instinct was to wonder how Clifford Roberts would have handled the matter? I'll be laughing about this all week, a new spin on the concept of free relief.
That's it for today and the week. I do hope I sufficiently flooded the zone for your taste. Enjoy the golf and we'll wrap it all Monday morning.