Wednesday, November 30, 2022

Midweek Musings _ Tiger Presser Edition

I really wanted to take the morning off, but that was quite the weird performance by Tiger yesterday, and musing seems required.

I had promised to move on from the World Cup blogging, though yesterday's U.S.- Islamic Republic game was oh so entertaining and ultimately satisfying, as long as one kept thoughts of the Iranian players' personal safety at bay.  I did turn it on as the anthems were being played, and noticed that the Iranian players were conspicuously belting theirs out.  

But it so happens that I'm not the only soccer convert in the house:


 So, shall we Tiger?  Starting with the more mundane...

The WD and Future Schedule - Nothing too surprising or controversial here, just not much in the way of actual information.  Though who doesn't enjoy some actual humor?


When asked if he could name all 206 bones in the body, Tiger Woods didn’t miss a beat in cracking — pun intended — a joke.

“I know of the ones that hurt, OK?” he said, breaking — pun intended — into a smile.

Maybe a titch more forthcoming here:

“It was a tough decision just because I want to play. I like playing, I like competing, but unfortunately, I can hit the golf ball and hit whatever shot you want, I just can’t walk,” he
explained during a pre-tournament press conference on Tuesday. “I’ve had a few setbacks during the year that I still was able to somehow play through, but this one I just can’t. Only time can heal this one and stay off my feet and get a lot of treatment done.”

“The worst thing you can do is walk, and I was walking more and more and more, trying to get my legs ready for this event, and I just kept making it worse,” Woods said. “So had to shut it down and unfortunately, be the host of the event and Ranger Rick out here.”

This as well:

Woods said he will require a month or two of rest to allow his foot to heal properly.

“It was the ramping up process that did it,” he said. “It’s a balancing act, right? How hard do you push it to make progress while not pushing it too hard to go off the edge and you set yourself back two, three days, and that’s been the balancing act the whole year. And trying to do that, get ready for this event, I did a lot of beach walks trying to simulate the sand out here and my foot just did not like that very much.”

Ranger Rick was another good bit...This is SOS territory, though understanding that he just doesn't know:

As for his future plans, Woods made it clear that his schedule in 2023 will be — at best — limited once again.

“The goal is to play just the major championships and maybe one or two more. That’s it. I mean, that’s — physically that’s all I can do,” he said. “I don’t have much left in this leg, so gear up for the biggest ones and hopefully, you know, lightning catches in a bottle and I’m up there in contention with a chance to win and hopefully I remember how to do that.”

But this is the curious bit on this subject, one in which Tiger goes into his defensive crouch:

Woods casually mentioned that, due to playing, he’d undergone “a few more procedures.”

He didn’t have much interest in elaborating. Here’s how that went, Woods grinning all the while:

TIGER WOODS: I had a couple surgeries, yes.

Q. Can you elaborate?
TIGER WOODS: Nope.

Q. Can you say when?
TIGER WOODS: In the past.

Q. In the past.
TIGER WOODS: This year.

Q. Thank you.

TIGER WOODS: You’re welcome.

Twenty-five years of this nonsense... Though, perhaps the funniest bit is the header on the Golf.com article:

Freewheeling Tiger Woods lets loose in Hero press conference

The OWGR -  I find his take very curious, both on the merits of the argument as well as its implications in the larger existential struggle:

On the OWGR: “Yeah, OWGR, it's a flawed system. That's something we all here recognize. The field at Dubai got less points than Sea Island and more of the top players were there in Dubai, so obviously there's a flawed system. How do you fix it? You know, those are meetings we're going to have to have. We're going to have to have it with World Golf committee and as well as our -- the main tours that are involved in it somehow come up with a better system than is in place now.”

A few reactions.  His argument seems to be that, because Dubai had a few top players, that it automatically had a stronger field, whish is just nonsense.  If he had a concern about the relative weighting of top players vs. depth of field, I'm all ears.  But the new system is not "obviously flawed", so sod off, Tiger.

But in the context of the LIV battle, this is an extremely odd argument to be making at this point in the process.  I though Tiger had chosen sides, and his side favors full field events...

Except, that he's not an impartial observer on this subject, he has a vested interest in this week's event, for which he is presumably handsomely compensated, receiving OWGR points for a twenty player field.  That's usually called a conflict of interest.

On LIV - Some BS flung before he gets to the bit that everyone has seen:

On LIV vs. the PGA Tour

Looking back a year, Woods said, he wouldn’t have foreseen the golf world undergoing such a dramatic shift.

“And the animosity from both sides. I don’t think we would’ve seen that a year ago,” he said.

He had some choice words for LIV defectors, objecting to some of the pros who left and “the way they showed their disregard or disrespect to the Tour that helped them get to that point.”

Woods appreciated some of the players who were more up front about their reasons for leaving — namely money — but added that he found others “a little bit on the tasteless side.”

OK, a little disjointed and incoherent, but nothing he hasn't hinted at before.  Then he gets weirdly personal:

He saved his most direct words for Greg Norman. Echoing Rory McIlroy’s plea from a couple weeks ago, Woods made it clear: “I think Greg has to go, first of all,” he said.

He reiterated that idea several more times, referring to a potential “opportunity.” He said as currently constructed, both leagues can’t coexist.

“Not with their leadership, not with Greg there and his animosity towards the tour itself. I don’t see that happening.”

Later he said it one more time, for good measure:

“I think Greg’s got to leave and then we can eventually, hopefully, have a stay between the two lawsuits and figure something out.”

That last bit got at another important note from Woods’ side: the willingness to potentially compromise with LIV. He seemed to call for two actions from LIV’s side — that they ditch Norman and drop their lawsuit against the PGA Tour — and implied that if those two things happened, discussions could follow. He didn’t get into specifics; it’s still unclear what a compromise would actually look like or if either side is interested in finding it.

“Then we can talk, we can all talk freely,” Woods said. But it’s clear those discussions are hardly imminent and, as he added, the window is closing.

I love Geoff's graphic, but what's going on with the concerted effort to decapitate the Shark?

Contra the headline writer above, that's the opposite of freewheeling, that's reading from talking points.

Did you ever peg Tiger as an Alinskyite?  Because he's following the playbook faithfully:

13. "Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it. "

I'm struggling to decide how I feel about the strategy, about which I have misgivings.  I start with the premise that Norman is not a critical factor in this mess, and that his buffoonish pronouncements and little hissy fits (remember his "Are you serious" letter to Jay?) aren't actually all that helpful to the LIV effort.  There's also the fact that he made all sorts of promises to the players (the Tour can't suspend you) that, left to fester, could lead to red-on-red conflict down the road.

The other factor that concerns me is that Tiger taking on Norman is Tiger punching down, and that never works out well.  he also punches down in our next excerpt, but with pretty disastrous results.

What Does It Mean When His Nose Grows? - Talk about your unforced errors:

Asked if Phil Mickelson deserved an apology for efforts to get PGA Tour players paid more: “No, absolutely not, no. We took out an enormous loan during the pandemic in which that, if we had another year of the pandemic, our Tour would only be sustained for another year So we took out an enormous loan. It worked, it paid off in our benefit, hence we were able to use that money to make the increases that we've made.”

Clean-up in Aisle Three!

Well played, Tiger!  You just got your ass fact-checked by Phil, which is basically like getting dunked on by Paulina....

This has been going on since February and Tiger doesn't have a better answer than that at hand?

The reserve argument should be a loser for Phil, given that retention of those reserves might allow the Tour to survive Phil's treachery.  It's circular reasoning, but kinda works, no?

Phil has told huge whoppers in his jihad against the Tour, and you'd think these guys would be a little better at using that against him.  Instead, Tiger is just making crap up (is that what they meant about "freewheeling"), so both sides will be similarly tarred.  And this is the Tour's last line of defense?

The other obvious point to be made is that, esoteric arguments about proper reserve levels aside, Phil's response to not getting his way is to actively attempt to destroy the PGA Tour.  There's hundreds of other guys trying to ply their trade on the Tour, which Phil is all to happy to destroy.  No one put him in charge and there's a governance infrastructure by which the players govern the Tour, but that wasn't Phil's choice of venues.  He prefers the scary mofos, and strange that none of this came up from Tiger.

Very frustrating, but I'll leave things here and get on with my day.  I almost certainly will take tomorrow off, and make it up as we go along thereafter.

Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Tuesday Tidbits - Tiger Interruptus Edition

Didn't necessarily plan on blogging today, but we're all prisoners of the news cycle....

But before we get to that, perhaps a bit of World Cup blogging?  

The U.S. vs. Iran?  Hmmm, at least there's no history between those two countries.  I'll be watching, although the best bit might have been that press conference, in which a regime-supporting faux-journalist asked some truly bizarre questions.  Here's a taste:

In a surreal scene Monday in Qatar, USMNT coach Gregg Berhalter and team captain Tyler Adams were quizzed on government relations by Iranian journalists ahead of the United States’ must-win match against Iran in the World Cup on Tuesday.

Berhalter was asked why he hasn’t asked the U.S government to move a U.S. Navy vessel from the Persian Gulf and about U.S. immigration policies, to which the 49-year-old head coach responded, “I don’t know enough about politics, I’m a soccer coach.”

See how life imitates golf?   Just a few months ago guys like Bryson and Poults were hiding behind that robotic "not a politician" bit, though I'm pretty sure they were never asked to move U.S. warships. 

Think I was kidding about them being regime supporters?

Some Iranian reporters applauded Iran coach Carlos Queiroz and forward Karim Ansarifard before and after their news conference on Monday afternoon. An hour later, they scolded Adams
for pronouncing “Iran” incorrectly; they asked Berhalter why people with an Iranian passport can’t travel to the U.S; they asked him, through a translator, why he hadn’t told the U.S. government “to take away its military fleet from the Persian Gulf”; and they created an atmosphere unlike any that U.S. Soccer officials had ever seen.

They asked Berhalter about Jurgen Klinsmann’s “psychological warfare” and comments that have been labeled racist. (Klinsmann, a German, was fired by U.S. Soccer in 2016, and has not been affiliated with the federation since.)

They accused Berhalter and U.S. Soccer of being “unprofessional” for closing training after 15 minutes on Sunday night — as U.S. Soccer always does, and as most teams do, in line with FIFA rules.

They stated, bafflingly, that there’s “no support of your team” back in America amid “the high rise of inflation and economic problems,” to which Berhalter responded that 19 million people watched the U.S.-England game. When he concluded his answer, USMNT press officer Michael Kammarman jumped in to say, “the figure was 20 million,” which drew chuckles from the room.

And yet, will they be sanctioned or tossed about by FIFA?  Yet the U.S. puts up with this nonsense...

But I do like this young man, about whom i knew nothing previously:

'Second of all, are you okay to be representing your country that has so much discrimination against black people in its own borders?' he asked pointedly.

Adams, whose mother is a White American but whose biological father is African-American, responded cordially: 'My apologies on the mispronunciation of your country. That being said, there's discrimination everywhere you go... in the U.S. we're continuing to make progress every single day... as long as you make progress that's the most important thing.'

Of course, he'll be cancelled by our SJWs at home, but pitch perfect.  Your humble blogger would have loved him to reference how the Islamic Republic treats minorities, in fact there's rough treatment required under the Koran, mandatory conversion or the payment of jizya, a tax.

They were also asked about an iconic U.S.-Iran match-up at the 1998 World Cup, a huge upset for the Islamic Republic.  ESPN has a long feature on that game, which is well worth your time is the subject intersts you, including interviews with many of the participants.  The funny bit was this, the very definition of an unforced error:

Prior to the tournament, the U.S. appeared to be a team on the rise. Not only did the Americans reach the knockout stages of the 1994 World Cup, but there was the very credible fourth-place finish at the 1995 Copa America that included a 3-0 win over powerhouse Argentina.

But Sampson made a stunning decision just two months before the tournament: He dropped captain Harkes from the squad for what The New York Times reported as "both technical and leadership reasons." It wasn't until almost 12 years later that the real reason for Harkes' dismissal was made public, when Eric Wynalda divulged that Harkes had had an affair with Wynalda's wife at the time. Sampson confirmed Wynalda's characterization of events.

He was a great captain by all accounts, except, yanno, for sleeping with the wife of a teammate. As always, George Costanza said it best:

George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.

That was in 1998, and we're only clued in now?  Does that mean we have to wait 24 years to find out what Shipnuck and Pat Perez have on Phil?

I promise, I'm done World Cup blogging....

The Tiger In Winter - I'll take headlines that haven't aged well for $1,000, Art:

'See you soon at Albany': Tiger Woods set for 2022 Hero World Challenge in the Bahamas

And this:

Tiger Woods has potential for largest-ever career OWGR jump at Hero

Upon further review:

Tiger Woods has withdrawn from this week’s Hero World Challenge due to injury.

Woods, who serves as host for the 20-player exhibition event, announced via social media on Monday that he has developed plantar fasciitis in his right foot. “After consulting with my doctors and trainers, I have decided to withdraw this week and focus on my hosting duties,” Woods said in a statement.

Despite the ailment, Woods said he still plans on competing in the latest installment of “The Match” with Rory McIlroy, Justin Thomas and Jordan Spieth on Dec. 10, along with playing with his son Charlie at the PNC Championship the following week.

Well, fortunately the Father-Son also offer sup OWGR points, so he's got that going for him.  What?  Really, no OWGR points even with Charlie in the field? 

The Tiger dead-enders are going to be despondent, and you have to pity the folks at Hero as well.  Without the Big Cat, it's hard to see the broadcast generating enough eyeballs to get an actual audience measurement.  Though they were apparently able to land Sepp Straka as a replacement, and you know what a draw he is.

Everyone was over the moon about Tiger playing, as evidenced in this Sunday evening Tour Confidential, which reads very differently with this news:

1. For the first time in four months (since Friday at the Open), Tiger Woods will tee it up at a golf tournament (and address the media) when Woods pulls double duty and hosts/plays in the Hero World Challenge Thursday through Sunday at Albany in the Bahamas. A lot has happened in the golf world since he last played. What are you hoping to hear from Woods, see from him on the course, and what kind of finish are you expecting in the 20-player field?

Josh Sens: All the obvious LIV-related questions. Should they get world-ranking points? Be
welcomed back into the majors? Potential for a Camp David accord with the Tour? Would/should the Tour pursue a peace agreement? Also — what was he really offered to join LIV? I’m sure Tiger will have PR-vetted answers at the ready. On the course, we know he can still swing it beautifully. The question is more how much his body can handle. How he walks, bends to scoop a ball out of the cup, steps into a bunker, etc. All of those will be under Zapruder-like scrutiny as signs for the year ahead.

Sean Zak: I’m hoping to hear that he’s reached a different level of comfort with his body. How close is he to his ceiling, comfort-wise? Doubt he’ll share much but can it look better than the grinding he did this summer? I expect him to finish 15th. Every year a handful of pros play bad golf down there so he should be able to beat a couple of them.

Jack Hirsh: I’m pretty sure we know what Tiger Woods’ takes are on LIV Golf by now, and I’m honestly more interested in hearing what his schedule might look like for next year. Will he be able to play in the U.S. Open again? His own Genesis? This will play into the second part of the question above because how he is physically determines everything here. He makes a lot of birdies on this golf course and has showed before he can do that at less than 100 percent. I foresee something similar to 2017, when he made a ton of birdies but finished tied for ninth.

Zephyr Melton: As my comrades have noted above, my biggest curiosity concerns how Woods’ body is holding up. This year, he showed glimpses of his old self, but he didn’t have the stamina to keep it up for four rounds. December should give us an idea of his progress, and give us an idea of what we can expect in 2023.

Bingo, Zephyr!  We now know exactly what to expect from Tiger in 2023...  And his schedule?  Well, I think we'll see him at the Father-Son and....well, at the Father-Son.

This one didn't hold up well, either:

2. This is the first of three-straight weeks Woods will star on our TV screens. He’s also playing in the Match (Dec. 10) and then teaming with his son, Charlie, at the PNC Championship (Dec. 17-18). How would you rank the three when it comes to your viewing interest as a golf fan?

Sens: The parent-kid pairings are the most interesting to me. How similar/different are the swings? What’s the family dynamic like? As tough as it is to make it in pro golf, can you imagine the weight of expectations being the child of one of the greats? For all the privilege they’ve grown up with, that’s also gotta be an unenviable burden. Maybe I’m being too shrink-y here, but that stuff is interesting to ponder as the tournament unfolds. As the most-watched famous kid golfer, Charlie seems to be still playing with youthful joy and intensity. And with that swing, he should be at least able to land a college scholarship, sparing his family the insane tuition costs that the rest of us struggle to afford. So that’s a relief.

Zak: The Hero will tell us the most about his body. The PNC will tell us … not too much. The Match will be fun! So I’ll tune in first for the Match and then the Hero and lastly the PNC.

Hirsh: Sens is spot on. As someone who grew up playing father-sons with his dad, I absolutely love these events and think they’re what golf is all about: fun! Charlie talking smack to JT and Karl Stenson’s interviews (the absence of this year is by far the greatest thing LIV has taken from the PGA Tour) were hilarious and a nice break from the uptight nature of the typical pro golf event. I also agree with Zak that the Hero will be a test of Woods’ body. As for the Match, I haven’t really cared for this series too much, save for the Tiger, Phil, Peyton, Brady match that was the ONLY live sports on during the pandemic. This one will be more like a regular Thursday buddies game. It goes PNC, Hero, then Match for me.

Melton: While the PNC might be the least competitive of the three, it’s also the most intriguing. Seeing Tiger compete alongside Charlie has been a blast the past two years, and this time should be no different. Parent-child hit-and-giggles show us a different side of these athletes, and the intel we get about the Woods family is always a treat.

I am so glad that Karl Stenson got a shoutout, as he was a delight (so was his Dad, although he's now a non-person).

I find it so charming that guys are convinced The Match will be fun...  Maybe, but I'm having trouble identifying who will make it fun.  It sure won't be the guy pictured above...

As long we're in TC mode, let's get their thoughts on bromance interruptus:

3. As for the future of the aforementioned Match, Phil Mickelson, who started the inaugural event alongside Woods, will no longer be involved, Match executive producer Bryan Zuriff told our James Colgan. What are your thoughts on Mickelson’s departure, and will that hurt future installments?

Sens: Mickelson was a natural fit for these TV-made confections. But there are other decent gabbers and smack-talkers out there. The fluffy franchise hardly depends on Phil.

Who exactly? 

Zak: You can argue Mickelson was the one who kept this enterprise afloat. Last year’s duel between Brooks and Bryson was a snore, but Phil was great in the broadcast booth. It’ll be a shame not to have him involved, because who is going to fill the Phil void? It’s not Tiger, or nice guys Rory and Spieth.

Hirsh: It also isn’t going to be Barkley filling that void! Phil provided the X-factor to these things, and his presence in the booth for the LIV finale was all the more proof.

Melton: I’ll definitely miss Lefty’s quick wit on the mic, but the franchise should be OK without him as long as they keep attracting the big names.

Is Sir Charles not on the broadcast?  If so, they've got nothing....  I know JT was good on the second one during the pandemic, but in a fairly limited role.   I love that "the franchise will be OK" bit, because it's sucked pretty much even with Phil and Charles.  I'd take it behind the barn and put it out of its misery, though perhaps I've been watching too much Yellowstone.

Rank This - I promised this yesterday, Mike Bamberger with a hot take on a trendy subject:

Is It Time to Abolish the World Ranking?

The OWGR has been updated but the idea that underpins it has grown antiquated

Not at all clear what he means by that sub-header, but do tell, Mikey:

A friend called the other day and asked if I had heard about a comment that Davis Love III made.

“No,” I said. “What was it?”

“Something like, ‘Get rid of the World Golf Ranking.’”

I clicked off the call with a full head of steam. What a brilliant idea. Get rid of the Official World Golf Ranking!

Who needs it? It’s a real thing, in as much as it exists. But it’s not a true real thing. You can pretend there’s a systematic way to rank professional golfers playing all over the world in all manner of tournaments on all manner of courses. But in the end it’s a subjective list that is dependent on criteria that have been put into a formula in the first place. Just because a computer spits it out doesn’t make it true.

Mike, was it really necessary to kill off that straw man?  Because exactly no one has bene arguing that the OWGR are "truth", it's just that certain organizations that hold golf tournaments need a methodology to decide who to invite.

Mike's description of the origins of the OWGR is also a tad strange, as apparently an agent working in the best interests of his clients is somehow suspect.  Isn't this more a case of the golf bodies recognizing the growing importance of non-U.S. tours and trying to ensure international players appropriate access to golf's most important events?  I mean, you humble blogger is old enough to remember when diversity was our strength....

Mike next goes off the deep end, burning pixels that including one man's ranking of country music performers and Rolling Stones' ranking of rock guitarists, to prove to us that it's all subjective.  There's only one small, niggling problem, which is that it's not subjective.  It's imperfect and imprecise in spades, but there is nothing subjective about the game of golf, as we are subject to the tyranny of the scorecard.

LIV Golf, understandably and I would say fairly, wants its players to earn OWGR points. (The acronym alone is offensively unpoetic.) A player’s OWGR is a primary way to get into golf’s four major events. When Davis played in his first Masters in 1988, the tournament was still basically an invitational. There were a handful of ways to get an invitation, like winning on the PGA Tour or being the U.S. Amateur champion. But the OWGR, even though it already existed, was not a path to an invitation. Being a noteworthy player from overseas was. The lords of Augusta invited players from Japan and Australia and Thailand on that basis. Now, being in the top 50 on the OWGR list at the end of the previous year is one path in.

That’s not good for LIV players, who aren’t earning any World Ranking points playing LIV events. And they are barred from playing PGA Tour events. A fundamental concept of golf, at every imaginable level, is fairness. No matter how you feel about the LIV series, you could make the case that’s not fair. I would. The OWGR list gives the appearance of fairness, but that’s all it does. See Jon Rahm or Andy Ogletree if you want more on that.

Mike, you're free to make that case, although this blog isn't big enough to cover the litany of inconvenient facts that you're sweeping under your area rug.

Let me just spend a moment on little nit.  Why are they barred form the PGA Tour?  You present it in this weird passive voice as if it's something unforeseen that just happened out of the blue.  Mike, perhaps you didn't here Marc Leishman's recent comments, but these guys value money over fairness, so you might be out there alone.

Now Mike slowly starts edging back towards the objective world:

“Ahh, the Official World Golf Rankings kerfuffle. If there were no OWGR, what would replace it? Having some kind of printed eligibility list, albeit subjective, is beneficial.

“Let’s face it, we live in a world of subjective lists and rankings. Colleges (academic). Colleges (football playoffs). Restaurants. Doctors and lawyers. Golf courses. Automobiles. EVERYTHING in this world is ranked, subjectively.

“This morning, I looked at the final results from the Saudi tournament. Many recognizable names. Rory [McIlroy], Jon Rahm. The tourney at Sea Island? Brian Harman was the only name I readily recognized. (You can tell I’ve ceased having much interest in the weekly Tour events.) So I agree with Rahm: There’s a big flaw in the system.

Mike, here's a free pro tip for you:  While making fatuous, nonsensical arguments it might be helpful if you correctly named the location of that Euro Tour event, because, the country you cited might just be the least likely spot on the globe for that event to have been situated.

But this is the second shout-out to Jon Rahm from Mike, in which he refuses to engage with the depth of field arguments.  

So, his solution is preapproved eligibility list, although even that he admits would be subjective.... so, you've blathered on and you have exactly nothing.

So, after wasting our time, he finally gets to a bit in which there's a germ of an actual idea:

“But I’m meandering. To your question, my recommendation is for OWGR to remain in place, but to consist of just the four bodies that host the majors: the Masters; the PGA of America; the U.S. Open and the Open. No professional tours—zero, none, zilch—would have a seat at the table. The four majors alone will determine eligibility for the majors. And among the Big Four, each of the majors will be entitled to include special exemptions of their own choosing. For example, amateurs in the Masters and the two Opens, club pros in the PGA Championship.

“As for the week-to-week eligibility for the PGA Tour events and the DP World Tour, leave that up to those tours. The four majors should have nothing to do with that decision-making. Sure the tours will howl at not having a seat at the table and a vote. But so what?

If his major (pun intended) point was to argue that the tours, and really he's only interested in Jay's tour, should not be on the board of the OWGR, that's a point worth discussing.  It's also probably hopelessly naΓ―ve, but at least it has some logic...

But even with that he can't help going off t5he deep end.  is the Masters going to allow this organization to determine who plays in their event?  So all of that is comically inane...  Yes, the four organizations could run that entity, but all they would do is administer the same kinds of formulae that exist now, there simply needs to be metrics to rank players, though the methodology by which strength of field is measured will of course remain subjective.

I'm left with the same amusing thought I've had for some time now.  Sure, Mike, LIV wants OWGR points, but shouldn't they have figured that out long ago?  They seem to have believed that the entire golf world was going to roll over and play dead, and Mike seems to think that was realistic on their part.

Alan, Asked - A new one just dropped, so shall we live blog it together?  Ummm, you do know that was a rhetorical question, right?

Why doesn’t Tiger just ride a take this week at the World Challenge so he can play despite the plantar fasciitis? @kevinp613

Pride. Obstinance. An old-school worldview. Woods has been quite consistent on this point since he mangled his leg a year and a half ago in a single-car accident: there isn’t a place for golf carts in a serious competition. Yes, he supported Casey Martin in his court battle with the PGA Tour way back then, but that was only because of Tiger’s allegiance to his old Stanford roommate. And at last year’s Father-Son, Woods signaled the support for old-timers taking carts, noting many of them wouldn’t be able to participate without them. But that’s a hit and giggle. Tiger is very proud to host the World Challenge and he leans on his friends and admirers to make sure top players show up. By Woods’s own reasoning, him taking a cart would devalue the tournament. It would also be a concession to his own golfing mortality, which Woods is loathe to make, even at this challenging juncture.

Ride a take?  Well argued...

But, really, WTF?  Boys, we don't award world ranking points to events where guys ride a take, something you might expect Alan to have known.

How should the PGA Tour better spend the PIP money … or is it money well spent? @EatandSleepGolf

The existing system is gross and tacky…but necessary. To keep its stars, the Tour simply has to pay them, and the PIP is easy guaranteed money for the biggest names. This kind of socialism goes against the essential meritocratic nature of the Tour…but the landscape has changed. The money would certainly be better spent funding the Korn Ferry, Latinoamerica and Canadian tours, but at this moment the Tour is doing what it must to hang on to its needle-movers.

The problem with what Phil did is that the inevitable reaction of the Tour to head off the threat will make the tour a worse place.  So thanks, Phil.   

Now that he’s back with Butch, does Rickie Fowler ever win again? @KitDuncan10

Well, that’s up to Rickie. Butch low-key fired him the first time around because he felt Fowler was too complacent to slurp up endorsement dollars and wasn’t working hard enough to maximize his considerable talent. Now that Fowler has been kicked around by the game (and marketplace) perhaps he can access a different level of grind and grit. If so, he can have a very fruitful second act to his career between the ropes.

I referenced Tiger dead-enders above, but I remain surpsied at how many folks still care about the man in orange.  At the very least, he seems a good guy and has accepted his fall from grace with...well, grace, so I'd be happy if he had a second act.

Does grabbing lunch at the turn help or hurt your game? @RobFord58

Well, if it’s a hot dog, French fries, chocolate chip cookie and two beers, I’m gonna say it’s a hindrance. That’s a lot of fat and sugar and sodium and gluten and alcohol your body has to process. Would you consume all that halfway through a marathon? I eat a lot on the golf course but I try to pack healthy snacks: apple, banana, trail mix, protein bars, maybe beef jerky. At the turn I’m definitely grabbing a turkey sandwich over something greasy. I just don’t want to feel like I have an anvil in my stomach when I’m trying to swing my driver 110 miles per hour. (Okay, fine, 105.) Golf is an athletic endeavor that requires proper fuel. Now, for the post-round meal, all bets are off.

If I'm playing well, it hurs.  If I'm playing poorly, who cares?  Just glad Alan is sticking to the big issues of the day...

Like I said, only the important issues:

PIP might be the worst idea the Tour has come up with. Why not require all the exempt players to set up an Only Fans account and see who does best? At least it would a real competition. @JBShaw9

Hardly! Adam Scott would win this in perpetuity.

A perfect example of how Alan and I differ.  Adam Scott popped into his mind, whereas Harry Higgs intruded into my own.  

This is actually an important subject, and he's about the first to actually tell us what such a deal might look like:

Once Greg Norman exits the LIV stage, how would a potential compromise with LIV and the PGA Tour work? American sponsors want a Cam Smith type to draw eyes to their advertisements. #AskAlan @david_troyan

It seems likely that after this season some of the Tour’s top players are going to chafe at the number of elevated events they are expected to play. So a reduction on this front would open up more space for co-sanctioned LIV events, mostly in the fall. They would take their rightful place as fun, Silly Season-style events at a time of year when most top players are MIA – the big LIV money would lure them off the couch. It doesn’t seem that hard to me. Sure, eligibility criteria would have to get hashed out, but this is solvable.

He gets it wrong, but at least he takes a crack...

Problem is, virtually everything he says is kinda wrong, except for that first bit.  The players will chafe, but of course the LIVsters have the same issue.

Alan seemingly doesn't understand supply and demand.  The alphas want to play less, making their presence that much more important.  LIV could have had the Fall without spending $2 billion, it's just Death Valley in the golf world, nothing can grow in that climate.

Alan, do you think Europe will ultimately allow LIV players to play in Rome next year? What if Eugenio Lopez-Chacarra wins a couple LIV events next year and has a top-10 or top-5 in a major? Would they still opt to not pick him because he’s on the LIV tour? @bobbytrunole

The courts will likely have a say about this; it is a temporary injunction from the International Dispute Resolution Centre, an independent U.K. body, that has allowed all the LIV guys to compete on the Euro Tour this season. I’m not an attorney I just play one on the Internet, but from what I’ve read, the labor and antitrust laws over there are more favorable to the LIV plaintiffs so Eugenio et al may be able to litigate their way into consideration through a newfangled, court-mandated qualifying process. But short of that, I don’t see any of them being considered for a captain’s pick. Ryder Cup captains are obsessed with camaraderie and team-building. Also, Rory McIlroy wields a ton of power within Team Europe and he has made it very clear he doesn’t want LIV’ers in the inner sanctum of the team room. Something seismic would have to happen for that to change.

There's a few major assumptions baked in there, but this I see as even a bigger flash point than the OWGR.  There's the big issue of Jay maintaining control of Keith Pelley, one can only assume he has the necessary compromising pictures.  But, assuming Alan's hypothetical plays out, if LIVsters are on the Euro Ryder Cup squad, does Zach get his day in the sun?

One potentially interesting aspect to that is that, it being a Euro home game, it's not Jay's revenue stream.  Although, given the PGA Tour's financial support of the Euro Tour, that could be argued otherwise as well.  But, as long as we're spinning hypotheticals, we could also argue that Jay might not want Pelley to have that cash windfall, which would logically make him less dependent on Jay.  

Question: Is there any scenario on this earth that the PGA Tour doesn’t give free first place PIP money to Tiger? Lots of players trying to add value and Tiger gets paid for not playing. Heck it’s not even Tiger on his social media. #AskAlan @SHistorians

The Tour is obviously beholden to Woods for his leadership and advocacy and the PIP is a way of rewarding him. But Tiger has enough money and, given his outspokenness, there’s pretty no way he could go to LIV at this point. So, I could see the Tour tweaking its mysterious algorithms so Woods no longer has a stranglehold on the top spot, freeing up money to keep more current superstars happy but still funneling to Tiger a multimillion dollar annuity more or less forever.

This is not a good look for the Tour, regardless of its perceived necessity.  

With your crystal ball what will be the biggest story golf in 2023 that we didn’t see coming? Well, besides you. @SonofaFitch46

I am hoping to recede into the background in ’23, although it is a Ryder Cup year and that always leads to a certain amount of banter. I’m not great at forecasts but my hopeful answer is that we will see a return to civility, in which a normally genteel sport reclaims its soul. Who could see that coming?

Yeah, gotta admit that I didn't have civility on my bingo card...  Does that mean we can't still call the Saudis scary mofos?

That's it for today, laddies.  Will be back as circumstances require.

 

Monday, November 28, 2022

Weekend Wrap

 I didn't watch much golf this weekend, how about you?

I did, however, watch the U.S. - England match on Friday afternoon and was substantially less bored than anticipated.  A bit high-scoring for my taste, but I made it all 90+ minutes.  I fully intend to watch tomorrow's game, as I noted the bravery of the Iranian players in my previous post.  But a little bravery here as well:

The US Soccer Federation briefly displayed Iran's national flag on social media without the emblem of the Islamic Republic, saying the move supports protesters in Iran ahead of the two nations' World Cup match Tuesday in Qatar.

Iran's government reacted by accusing US Soccer of removing the name of God from their national flag, and the Iranian football federation said their country will lodge a complaint with FIFA over the scrubbing of the Islamic Republic emblem.

"Measures taken regarding the Islamic Republic of [the] Iran flag are against international law and morality, and we'll pursue this through FIFA's morality committee," said legal adviser to the Iranian Football Federation Safia Allah Faghanpour. "They must be held responsible. Obviously they want to affect Iran's performance against the US by doing this.''

"FIFA's morality committee" is the single funniest bit I've heard in ages, so good that I won't taint it with a lame barb of my own...  I always like to remind folks that, when the Iranian people were in the streets risking their lives to protest the brutal regime, Barrack Obama sided with said brutal regime.  One assumes his Mini-Me will do the same, so good to se eour soccer federation has a bigger set than Foggy Bottom.

Shall we pick over some golf stories?

LIV In Your Stocking - This one has me scratching my head, though I'm still trying to figure out what's going on behind the scenes:

While LIV Golf attorneys are trying to shed light on the PGA Tour’s organizational structure and financial dealings as part of an anti-trust lawsuit, the head of Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund has insisted it shouldn’t have to do the same, claiming “sovereign immunity.”

According to a report from Bloomberg News, PIF Governor Yasir Al-Rumayyan on Tuesday asked a federal judge in California to quash a request by the PGA Tour to compel their testimony and produce documents for a lawsuit accusing LIV of unfair competition for offering players lucrative deals to break their PGA contracts.

The original suit, which was filed back in August by Phil Mickelson and 10 other golfers, was taken over by LIV Golf, which is under the PIF umbrella.

However, officials for the Saudi-run firm said they only have high-level oversight over LIV Golf and don’t deal with day-to-day operations. The request also stated the move could set a “dangerous precedent” if PIF had to reveal its books, as the company has investments in major corporations like Walmart and Starbucks and could be ripe for similar requests over any suits filed against companies it holds. The wealth fund, which was organized in 1971 as a means for the Saudi Arabian government to invest in various projects and companies, is currently estimated to be worth $676 billion.

And we should just take their word for that?  Slightly above my pay grade to speculate as to whether, having asserted themselves into the antitrust suit, their own internal deliberations would be excluded.  I would think the Tour might have a tortious interference claim at some point, and would justifiably want to  assert that against all logical defendants.

But if you're in, "Haven't I heard that elsewhere" mode, it's for good reason:

The Biden administration has determined that Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince, Mohammed bin
Salman, should be granted immunity in a case brought against him by the fiancΓ©e of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi, whom the administration has said was murdered at the prince’s direction.

A court filing was made by Justice Department lawyers at the request of the State Department because bin Salman was recently made the Saudi prime minister and as a result, qualifies for immunity as a foreign head of government, the request said. It was filed late Thursday night, just before the court’s deadline for the Justice Department to give its views in court on the immunity question and other arguments the prince made for having the lawsuit dismissed.

“Mohammed bin Salman, the Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, is the sitting head of government and, accordingly, is immune from this suit,” the filing reads, while calling the murder “heinous.”

Heinous?  Does Phil know?

Weird, huh?  Just a reminder that, as he traveled to the Kingdom to give that heinous guy a fist-bump, Biden's Justice Department opened an antitrust investigation into the PGA Tour.  That to this observer is less surprising than the fact that, having been publicly humiliated by MBS, that investigation appears to be ongoing, and now the administration is providing legal cover to the Crown Prince.

As long as we're on LIV, care to sample the worst Eamon Lynch column evah?  Eamon's been my go-to guy on the LIVsanity, as he's one of the few golf journalists that seems willing to call these guys out for their boorish and avaricious behavior, always wrapper in colorful metaphors and framing devices.  But, while he's far from the first to phone one in this time of year, this is really a sloppy effort:

Eamon's ledes are typically best in show, though you'll feel him straining on this one:

The only shared commonality between Jay Monahan and Charles Dickens — other than both debuting to American audiences in Boston — is that each created a PIP that inspired great
expectations among the lower orders. Dickens’ ‘Pip’ was the protagonist of his exquisite 1861 novel; Monahan’s is more prosaic: the Player Impact Program, his widely-criticized plan to reward those players who most impact the PGA Tour’s business.

Monahan’s PIP only measures positive impact, so Greg Norman doesn’t number among its beneficiaries. But, like Abel Magwitch in Great Expectations, much of what transpires is due to his unseen hand.

Positive impact?  Funny, you mention those prior year results below, so you're conceding that Bryson, Brooksie and Phil provided positive impact?  

This week, the Tour announced the final results in the only season-long race whose standings it doesn’t aggressively promote. The PIP pot doubled in 2022 to $100 million, and so did the number of recipients, to 20 (with three more added for reasons too byzantine to bother with here). Tiger Woods collected $15 million to go with the $8 million he received from the inaugural PIP pool last year, despite Phil Mickelson’s Trumpian attempt to prematurely declare a victory he hadn’t earned.

That’s $23 million just for being Tiger Woods. But then, it took a lot of work to become Tiger Woods, and Tiger Woods adds immense value to the PGA Tour, to a multiple of $23 million. It also took a lot of work to become Rory McIlroy (second, for $12 million in ‘22), Will Zalatoris (9th, $5 million) and Viktor Hovland (20th, $2 million). The respective deservedness of others on the PIP list — everyone below Woods in the mortals division — will be debated. This is a sport where competitors like to boast of eating only what they kill (never entirely true) and because a perception exists that PIP payouts are entirely unrelated to how recipients perform inside the ropes (also not entirely true, but less true this year than it was last).

Eamon is doing that which he would excoriate any other journalist for doing, making an unsubstantiated assertion.  It's fine that you think Tiger underpaid, but that's not journalism, that's your private opinion.

Yes, it took a lot of work to become Tiger, but Eamon ignores the bifurcated compensation system of golf, as virtually everyone making this argument does.  That hard work involved in Being Tiger Woods is reimbursed by Nike, Monster and his other various endorsements.  To the extent that those have diminished, that's because of his personal scandals and general prickishness...

 To see Eamon's finger on the scale, this is buried deep within the bowe3ls of his article:

Woods’ value to the PGA Tour is diminished only in that he can no longer compete with the consistency and frequency he used to.

Remind me again, how many PGA Tour events did Tiger play in 2022?  Consistency?  Frequency?  Eamon's article includes a photo of Tiger at a non-PGA Tour event, because he didn't play any actual Tour events in 2022, which is a bit more significant than Eamon seems to want to admit.

One of the favorite devices of hack journos is the "Some people say" trick, which frees said hack journo to tell you what they themselves are thinking:

If the entire program is, as many suggest, a transparent sop to secure player loyalty against LIV, it has been remarkably ineffective, at least based on season one. Bryson DeChambeau, Dustin Johnson, Brooks Koepka and Bubba Watson all split after receiving PIP bonuses of at least $3 million, though DeChambeau is irked that he hasn’t been paid in full on account of not having completed the necessary obligations to collect before he departed.

Among the many people, yup, Eamon himself.

There's a saying in the legal world that bad cases make bad law.  The problem here isn't so much Tiger, who is a one-off for sure.  The problem can be found in that Cameron Young/Hideki story we had last week.  Think the other guys noticed?  What happens when they all want $2 million to stay?

Other Fallout - I had mused earlier on this subject, but I take this to mean that the bromance is well and truly dead:

Does that mean we won't get Brooksie-Bryson II?

Alas, he's not wrong about this:

Mickelson, who competed in four iterations of The Match, was once the event’s heartbeat. He was a natural fit for The Match’s wall-to-wall approach, and his charisma and free-wheeling nature made him the ideal character for the event driven more by its star power than its golf prowess. In The Match’s earliest iterations, Mickelson was essential in helping the event capture the sport in the goofy, friendly light Zuriff envisioned.

These matches have been pretty dreadful in general, but whatever life they've shown portends ill for the future.  For instance, of the four playing on the 10th, only JT has shown any kind of ability to entertain, and that was really just the once.

The second and perhaps larger problem is that it was far more fun watching the amateurs play than the pros.  I don't hold out much hope for this franchise, at least until Charlie Woods is old enough to play in it.

Riffing On Alan - Alas, I'm already fighting the clock., so some anaerobic blogging is just what the doctor ordered.  An Ask Alan fulfills that need perfectly, though I'll start in semi-serious mode.  Shipnuck has puzzled me for some time, I thought his biography of Phil pulled way too many punches, and his attitudes towards LIV have struck some odd notes.  On that theme, let me juxtapose two, non-contiguous Q&A's from this effort:

Given the tour’s limited resources, why give $15M to the semi-retired guy who is already a gazillionaire and then $28M more to the three guys (McIlroy, Spieth, Thomas) who constantly say it’s not about the money? Seems that PIP money would be better suited for the Korn Ferry Tour and securing the talent pipeline? @kylelabat

Well, Tiger Woods left a lot of money on the table when he spurned LIV Golf, and the Tour is using the Player Impact Program as a kind of installment plan to make him whole. In Year 1, the PIP was a fun talking point, and Phil and Tiger trading barbs on social media added an exclamation point to the experiment. Now the whole thing just feels gross. The PGA Tour’s strongest argument in differentiating itself from from the competition was that it’s a meritocracy and LIV’s guaranteed money is anathema to the culture of the sport. But now the Tour is giving away $100 million willy-nilly in a desperate attempt to buy the loyalty of its top players—how is this different than LIV’s signing bonuses? The PIP is money for nothing, and as this question suggests, could be better spent cultivating future stars.

Am I the only person counting down the days until LIV resumes? I have a hard time watching what the PGA Tour has become. #askalan @Joecattle101

Well, I am also looking forward to the LIV reboot, but that’s months away. We’re going to see a lot of Tiger in December, and then the Tour hits the ground running right after New Year’s with a stacked field on a wildly interesting course, Kapalua. The big-time tournaments just keep coming with the West Coast swing juiced by elevated events. We don’t know what the Tour has become yet; as with LIV, the 2023 season will be crucial for assessing a tweaked product. So don’t give up yet.

Let me see if I have this right.... Alan is bemoaning that the LIV threat has caused the PGA Tour to become more like LIV, which he characterizes as "just gross."  Yet, he can't contain his excitement for the resumption of LIV..... Must be great to be Alan and not be constrained by any requirement of consistency

Perhaps the most interesting part would be to explore what that questioner meant by "What the Tour has become", because if it's a gross-out, the tour with PReed, the shirtless Shark and Phil would seem to have the superior firepower.

Apparently there's a guy with Prez Cup fever:

Adam Svensson comes through with the victory! Svensson, Connors, Hadwin, Pendrith, Hughes…With the next Presidents Cup being in Canada, what is the maximum number of Canadians that could realistically be on that team? @HeavySvenB

The zealotry of Canadian golf fans never disappoints! Nobody anywhere else in the world is thinking ahead to the Presidents Cup in 2024, but I respect the angst baked into the question. All the fellas you mention here are fine players, and each of them could be in the mix when the International team comes together lo those many months from now. I say the more Canucks the better—it will give the home team more of an advantage and some identity to an event that still needs it.

I hear that Pfizer is working on a vaccine for that, one vaccine mandate we can all get behind.

Never heard of this, but it sounds pretty boss:

Is the Wishbone Brawl the best event in golf? #AskAlan @ElNino22

It has to be on the short list. I’m really excited to get to the second annual Sandbelt Invitational, to be played in Melbourne the week before Christmas; it appears to have some of the same freewheeling DNA as the Wishbone, and the playing fields are wondrous. But part of what makes the Wishbone so fun is how humble and welcoming Goat Hill is as the host venue. There’s just some secret sauce to the Brawl—in the last two years, both Fred Couples and Geoff Ogilvy have said that the event is as much fun as they’ve ever had on a golf course. Many of the spectators would agree. If you’re a golf fan in Southern California (or willing to travel), I would implore you to add the Wishbone to your bucket list.

I've got an OWGR item that will have to wait until tomorrow, though I'll use this one here just to be able to close that browser tab:

World Golf Ranking: Rahm, Rory, Fitzpatrick and Hatton are a weaker field than PGA’s snoozefest in Sea Island? @thomas_fabick

We had a long conversation on this topic in this week’s Fire Drill podcast, but succinctly: The
changes in the OWGR date to 2018 studies about how to modernize the mathematical formula that seeks to quantify the unknowable. In August 2021 the tweaks to the algorithm were announced, subject to a 12-month comment period. In August 2022, the new math became the law of the land. Folks affiliated with LIV Golf, the Asian Tour and the Euro Tour have all variously felt targeted by the changes that sought to make the OWGR more meritocratic. A crucial change was that the ranking eliminated the minimum number of points that had been allocated to various tours based on their historical strength. This has hit the Euro Tour hard as its diminished fields are no longer being artificially propped up, which led to Jon Rahm’s scathing comments at the tour’s season-ending event. The ranking has also become more biased in favor of full-field events. The thesis is sound: Given the depth in professional golf, it’s harder to beat 155 players than 50, no matter who they are. Dubai had more star power, but the winner in Sea Island had to fend off three times as many players, any of whom is capable of shooting 62 on any given day. I like the new ranking—it makes sense to me. And I love all the controversy it has created…yet another gift from the content gods.

Makes sense to me, as well.   Though I mostly wonder about the response the Spaniard and his Mrs. have received to that photo....

Why can’t caddies use pull carts? Is there any good argument besides tradition? @ALX_ACH

Optics. It would add some clutter in the fairways and around the greens, but more than that, carts would destroy caddies in the popular imagination as rugged, hard-living ruffians who do an honest day’s work. Optics is why the PGA Tour leadership has resisted rangefinders; these handy devices could speed up play but it’s an untraditional look that subverts the romance of the player-caddie strategizing and their old-school math.

Funny, but caddies in Scotland and Ireland have long used pushcarts, and I kinda hate it.  Yeah, it's the ultimate first-world shine, but it means the caddies sometimes have to take a different path, which affects the experience a bit (though I'm more sympathetic if they're double-bagging, which they never do in Scotland).

A shame he couldn't do more with this one, not that I remember who was who:

If you were going to compare prominent people in the landscape of professional golf to characters on The Sopranos, who would you choose? I’ll go first: Greg Norman is Richie Aprile. @ZitiDoggsGolf

Oh, man, one of my failings is that I never got that intoThe Sopranos. I need to binge it before I dare answer this question. But if you want me to do The Wire or Mad Men or Game of Thrones or Entourage, I’m game.

Kids, I have to leave you here.  We'll pick up the thread as the week progresses.... 

Wednesday, November 23, 2022

Midweek Musings

Just a handful of minor items to amuse, then we'll transition into holiday mode.

So, You're Saying there's A Chance? - This at first blush sounds devastating to our leading man:

A federal judge in Florida on Friday dismissed golfer Patrick Reed's $750 million defamation lawsuit against Brandel Chamblee, the Golf Channel and others.

U.S. District Court Judge Timothy J. Corrigan has given Reed until Dec. 16 to file an amended complaint. The defendants have until Jan. 13 to respond.

In his ruling Friday, Corrigan wrote that Reed "fails to give Defendants notice of the grounds upon which each claim rests because Reed alleges 120 factual allegations, then proceeds to incorporate all 120 allegations into each and every count."

"Reed attempts to allege various defamation and civil conspiracy violations against each Defendant; causes of action which require vastly different factual allegations," Corrigan wrote. "The Court is dismissing Reed's Complaint without prejudice. In his amended complaint, Reed is instructed to incorporate into each count only the factual allegations that are relevant to the respective causes of action.

For those who dream of invasive discovery, a group that includes your humble blogger, that will disappoint, though I'm hoping that the "without prejudice" might be our hope.  And, as if on clue, Patrick's shyster tells us that there's nothing to see here:

"Mr. Reed is pleased that the Court sustained diversity jurisdiction and set a deadline for the Defendants to respond to our soon to be filed amended complaint, which will add yet more defamatory statements that were published after the initial complaint was filed," Reed's attorney, Larry Klayman, said in a statement. "The order deals with the form of our pleading, which is easily addressed, not the substance of the allegations, which are strong. Mr. Reed and other LIV players have been maliciously defamed, and this case is designed to put an end to this, once and for all."

It's certainly been my experience that clients are always over the moon to discover that their attorney has filed a pleading in such a manner that it gets dismissed within an hour-and-a-half.

For what it's worth, this is the bit Klayman is crowing over:

Diversity jurisdiction refers to the Federal court's jurisdiction over cases involving a controversy between citizens of different States or between citizens of a State and of a foreign nation.

Even if he's correct on that narrow matter, good luck getting a court to rule in the desired manner:

Reed's allegations included that the defendants conspired "to destroy his reputation, create hate, and a hostile work environment for him, with the intention to discredit his name and accomplishments as a young, elite, world-class golfer, and the good and caring person, husband and father of two children that he is."

Well, I'll stipulate to "former world-class golfer", but the tell is that the only person on the planet that seems to find PReed a "good and caring person" has to be paid to reach that conclusion.

Brandel is no doubt ahead of himself with this, though who could really blame him?

But the purpose of this action remains unclear to your humble blogger.  It's virtually impossible for a public figure to get a judgement of defamation in the U.S., it requires a showing of intentional malice that just doesn't exist in the real world.  More importantly, who do we think might have more to worry about from discovery, Patrick or Brandel?

We'll keep a deep strategic reserve of popcorn at the ready  but, as with John Daly's similarly ill-advised lawsuit against a newspaper, we can anxiously await the leak of Reed's PGA Tour disciplinary file, which I have been reliably informed will show him to be a good and caring person.

DinnerGate - A couple of follow-ups to that awkward dinner in Naples where the LPGA players missed their cue.  Dylan Dethier, in his Monday Finish feature, lumps it in with the Honda story and has this takeaway:

That’s some seriously awkward imagery. And while things seemed smoothed over by the time Duffy greeted Ko on the 18th green — “This is a tournament we’re all very proud of, and we have an amazing winner and dear friend in Lydia Ko,” he said at the ceremony — there’s no question LPGA leadership will be revisiting this over the offseason.

More money comes with more expectations. Golf tours around the world are experiencing exactly that. And the sponsors are letting it be known what they expect in return.

That's quite obviously right as far as it goes, although the ladies have always been better at this than the men, for the simple reason that they have to be.

Garrett Morrison at the Fried Egg has some more interesting thoughts, but also adds a telling detail:

A source connected with the LPGA Tour offered The Fried Egg some additional context for what went down on Tuesday evening. Apparently, tennis legend Serena Williams was scheduled to speak at the dinner, and 11 golfers said they would attend. When Williams canceled, all of the players decided not to go. The LPGA evidently failed to notify Duffy; as Nichols detailed, he asked the players to stand and receive applause during his speech before realizing they weren't there.

Ouch!  That just makes it that much worse, that they'd come for Serena, but not for the guy paying Serena (and, yanno, them).  But see how you react to this speculation:

Sure, that sounds embarrassing. But I'd have to think Duffy's discontent goes beyond this particular incident. Otherwise, why would he be so broadly, bitingly critical of LPGA leadership? "I'm concerned about the future of the tour," he told Golfweek, "because the leadership needs to work with their players to make sure that everybody has a clear understanding of how we grow the game together, along with sponsors and others.... They say it takes a village, and I think their village is getting a little fractured."

Perhaps.  He's correct that it was quite the broadside, Duffy going far out of his lane to criticize the Tour's leadership.  Or perhaps Duffy is just a hothead and lashed out indiscriminately.  I found this bit telling:

“It’s an embarrassment to a company of my size and an embarrassment to me personally,” said Duffy, two days after the event.

Compensating much?  You seem a little preoccupied with size....

Obviously, the guy was pissed and justifiably so.  Maybe he has those deep-rooted concerns or perhaps he's come to the realization that he's wasted a lot of money.  It could even be that, with the sponsorship ending in 2023, he's just softening up the battle space for the negotiations.

Honda Boogaloo - The ladies Drive On™, whereas the men's sponsors are driving away.  Here are those Dylan Dethier thoughts on Honda:

SCHEDULE TALK

Do sour sponsors have a point?

After 42 years, Honda is pulling its sponsorship of the Honda Classic after the 2023 playing of
the tournament. The company told Golfweek in a statement that it had evolved its “marketing mix” and underscored that its business is distinctly different from when it started as a sponsor, which coincided with the U.S. launch of the Honda Accord.

But it would be silly to ignore the fact that this year’s Honda is in a horrendous spot on the PGA Tour schedule.

The 2023 event begins on Feb. 23, right on the heels of back-to-back elevated events, at the WM Phoenix Open and the Genesis Invitational, each of which will offer a $20 million purse. The Honda’s purse is $8.4 million, and the tournament is followed by two more elevated events: the Arnold Palmer Invitational and the Players Championship. Guess which event players will skip as a result?

This is inevitable; if some Tour events are elevated, others won’t be. Honda has gone from the backyard battlefield of Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy to a relegated second-tier event on Tour. It still has plenty to offer; we can just be honest about its place in the schedule. Hopefully there will be another sponsor willing to step in, knowing what that means.

Is Dylan trying to be funny with that query in the subhead?  Because, after reading his description of Honda's slot on the schedule, I'd have thought they'd be more likely to sue than to renew.  I have a different question, though  If the PGA Tour wanted to drive Honda out of golf sponsorship, what would they have done differently?  

It makes me curious as to what reps and warranties are contained in sponsorship agreements to ensure fair play.  It's always been the case that the events are supposed to compete with each other for their fields, but it's hard for me to believe that the new system of driving top talent to these elevated events, after of course extorting the money to fund the purses, must violate some assurances in their agreement, no?

More importantly, this is how you get treated after 42 years of sponsorship.... so, why would the next guy sign up?

Today In Triskaidekaphobia - Care to play Dueling Headers?  This is the header on the Golfweek Homepage:

It's here and it's spectacular: Renovation to the 13th tee box at Augusta National appears to be complete

Spectacular?  A tee box?  I think I like a Seinfeld reference as much as the next guy, but....

 A bit more professional header for the actual article:

The late, lamented 9th hole of Augusta Country Club....

Here's a broader view:


Yeah, we don't know how long the hole will play, though to me the more important yardage is that to the dogleg. If you asked me my favorite hole in golf, this would make the short list.  So I'd have left it as is, even changing it to a Par-4 if necessary.  

PIP II - We seem to be making fun of headers today, so whatcha think of this one?

PIP results are in! Surprises, takeaways from new $100 mil Player Impact Program

We don't blog punctuation often, but that's one of the funniest exclamation points your humble blogger has seen.  It is just so damn exciting that I understand their inability to contain their enthusiasm for....well, rich guys getting richer.

We know the top two, but the program is bigger ($100 million large and goes deeper (20 players) than the original, so here are your lucky Meltwater Mention impresarios:

1. Tiger Woods $15,000,000
2. Rory McIlroy $12,000,000
3. Jordan Spieth $9,000,000
4. Justin Thomas $7,500,000
5. Jon Rahm $6,000,000
6. Scottie Scheffler $5,500,000
7. Xander Schauffele $5,000,000
8. Matt Fitzpatrick $5,000,000
9. Will Zalatoris $5,000,000
10. Tony Finau $5,000,000
11. Collin Morikawa $3,000,000
12. Shane Lowry $3,000,000
13. Kevin Kisner $3,000,000
14. Max Homa $3,000,000
15. Billy Horschel $3,000,000
16. Rickie Fowler $2,000,000
17. Adam Scott $2,000,000
18. Jason Day $2,000,000
19. Patrick Cantlay $2,000,000
20. Viktor Hovland $2,000,000

Totally legit, right?

The whole thing isn't weird enough, but it's fun when they admit they're making it up as they go along:

Additional Players

These three pros would have qualified under the 2023 criteria (listed next to their names) despite failing to do so under 2022 criteria, so the PGA Tour decided to award them the same payout as players in spots 16-20:

11. Hideki Matsuyama ($2 million)

15. Cameron Young ($2 million)

20. Sam Burns ($2 million)

Remember over the summer when Hideki and  Cameron Young were going to LIV?  I don't need to connect that dot for you, do I?

Those top four will be pegging it in a few weeks.  How about they all throw their PIP proceeds into a pot and play winner-take-all?

The serious point to make is that Jay will look pretty damn foolish if he doesn't hit better than .500 this year.  

Sob Stories - Boo friggin' who, kids, but we are starting to see stories like these:

Yeah, why might that be?  Perhaps a playing schedule exclusively focused on exhibitions isn't the ticket?

This guy fits into the Harold Varner III category, which is far preferable, but also quite the tell:

Marc Leishman, whose best performance at a major was a T-2 at the 2015 Open, spoke with The
Sydney Morning Herald about the repercussions of joining the Greg Norman-led circuit.

“(Not playing the majors) was one of the things I had to weigh up when I did make the move,” Leishman said ahead of this week’s Fortinet Australian PGA Championship. “I’ve played at pretty much all the majors for the last 12 or 13 years. I’ve had my chances. Obviously, I want to play them, but I’m fine not playing them.”

Focusing on the important things first, that's quite the porn stache the Aussie is sporting, just a shame that it's buried on YouTube.

What the affable Aussie is telling us is that he took the guaranteed money because he knows/fears that he's no longer competitively relevant.  But there's a blindingly obvious follow-up question that seems impossible to ignore.  If you and your mates are publicly admitting this (and Graeme McDowell has helpfully informed us that it's golf without the grind), why should we watch?  or care?

Old Habits Die Hard - The last nine months has included much blather about the Saudis.  Greg Norman tells us that he's been to the Kingdom and seen the changes, and they're spectacular (see what I did there?).  Also that they "own" the Kashoggi murder, a singularly hilarious bit that deserves greater recognition, given that the Saudis haven't even acknowledged that it happened.

We're heading into a holiday weekend and this calls for an upbeat coda, no?

Saudi Arabia has executed 12 people in 10 days despite the Crown Prince's promise to cut down on such form of punishment, according to a human rights organisation.

Reprieve said the defendants, all males, were sentenced to death after being imprisoned for non-violent drug offences.

As I recall, MBS's exact quote was, "I can quit anytime."

But Greg Norman tells us they're changing, and Greg wouldn't lie to us, would he?

The latest figures bring the total number of people executed in Saudi Arabia this year to at least 132 - which is more than the number of Saudi executions in 2020 and 2021 combined.

Executions are continuing in the Middle Eastern country, despite promises by Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman to reform its justice system.

In 2018, Crown Prince bin Salman said his administration was looking to "minimise" capital punishment and only execute people found guilty of murder or manslaughter.

By my math, that's 33 foursomes of growth in the game of golf left on the cutting room floor.... Perhaps not the most felicitous of phrases.

My undying respect goes to the first reporter to ask Phil or Greg about this, though I frankly doubt that chit will be cashed.  Actually, strike that, the guy to ask is DJ...  Let's see, if you fail three drug tests on the PGA Tour, they help you cover it up and create fake jet-ski accidents to explain your suspension.  In Saudi Arabia, they take a sword to your throat.  Yeah, I can see why you signed on with them, DJ.

That's it for today.  I can't imagine there would be much to blog about over the holiday weekend, but one never knows.  Have a great holiday with family and friends, and we'll see where it all takes us.