Friday, January 17, 2014

Danny Boy

Shackelford links to Dan Jenkins' year-end golf quiz from the February issue of Golf Digest, providing the following excerpts:
2. The most unusual golf story of the year:
(a) A golfer got swallowed by a sinkhole on a course in Illinois.
(b) Investigators found a meth lab inside a port-o-potty on a course in Oklahoma.
(c) Officials were so disturbed by Tiger's illegal drop at the Masters that they penalized a 14-year-old for slow play.
20. Which couple got the most attention in 2013?
(a) Dustin and Paulina.
(b) Rory and Caroline.
(c) Tiger and Lindsey.
(d) Tiger and Brandel.

Personally, I would have gone with these:
1. What was the highlight of Tiger Woods' year in the majors?
(a) Not winning the Masters.
(b) Not winning the U.S. Open.
(c) Not winning the British Open.
(d) Not winning the PGA Championship.
(e) Not getting DQ'd from any of them.
4. Which got the most blame for Rory McIlroy's lackluster play?
(a) Rory's wisdom teeth.
(b) Rory's girlfriend.
(c) Rory's switch of agents.
(d) Rory's switch of equipment.
(e) Rory.
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