J'accuse David Owens

Coincidence?  I think not...

Luke Kerr-Dineen reports on the following curious robbery:

According to the Baltimore Sun, the unnamed suspect allegedly broke into a Maryland house on the night of March 1st and stole a purse -- which contained cash, a credit card and a Social Security card -- an iPhone, a set of golf clubs and a box of Omaha steaks. The suspect remains on the streets, and local police are pursuing the case.

So this rings a bell for your humble bloger.... where was I reading about the confluence of golf and grilled animal flesh?

Ah yes, it was here.  I would suggest to the Maryland authorities that they start their search with one David Owens, cleverly hiding in plain sight as a golf writer and blogger.  His use for a new set of golf clubs needs no support.

As for the steaks, the post linked above is the perfect cover, allegedly asserting pre-heist his complete satisfaction with a lunch of mere burgers and dogs.

The Grill Room at David's home club.  

As for the dissertation on Wimpy's Megaburger?  Every good mystery needs its MacGuffin.

The Megaburger, a/k/a MacGuffin.