Friday, December 16, 2022

Ski Blogging

I'm pretty much ignoring golf for the moment, though I'll try to catch some of Charlie over the weekend.

As noted earlier, my nephew Zack is staying with me, along with a friend from college with whom I've skied before.  Z was on the mogul circuit for many years, ranked 35th in the U.S. before moving on to hopefully save his knees.

He's a great young man, so quite the pleasure to have him hanging with his Uncle, but he also gets me out my rut and motivates me to go places I should go more often.  Today we skied Snowbird, an epic mountain that gets obscene amounts of snow.  It's located in Little Cottonwood Canyon, a dramatic box canyon that has only the one minor flaw, the road into the canyon closes on most days that end in "Y".

No such problems today, and we had an epic day of shredding the powder. Quite a place, when you can get to it, as per these:

And some video, first of your humble blogger:


Nothing special, except for Zack actually holding the camera in his bare hand on a -2 degree morning

But the main event is this of Zack showing off for the crowd:


The folks on the chairlift dug it.  

We'll do it again tomorrow at Snowbasin, assuming your humble blogger's legs will allow.  Magic 8-Ball says, "outlook cloudy".

Back to regularly scheduled programming soon.


Wednesday, December 14, 2022

Midweek Musings - Powder Day Edition

Another good day on the slopes yesterday, carving up the last of the freshies for a while.  But this aged body is feeling it, a concern with my nephew, formerly the 35th ranked mogul skier in the country, headed my way.  

The Wedge Papers - Say you're the Saudi Crown Prince, and you've several billions dollars burning a hole in your abaya.  You're looking for a safe investment vehicle, and that Bankman-Fried kid made a strong impression, but the guy running your Public Investment Fund has one word for you, plastics golf.

How do you make sense of it?  You do what despots have done since time immemorial, you hire the nice folks at McKinsey.  Via Geoff, you'll agree that it seems to be a perfect client-consultant fit:


NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • An explosive, deeply reported exposé of McKinsey & Company, the international consulting firm that advises corporations and governments, that highlights the often drastic impact of its work on employees and citizens around the world

In one telling example, McKinsey advised a Chinese engineering company allied with the communist government which constructed artificial islands, now used as staging grounds for the Chinese Navy—while at the same time taking tens of millions of dollars from the Pentagon, whose chief aim is to counter Chinese aggression.

Shielded by NDAs, McKinsey has escaped public scrutiny despite its role in advising tobacco and vaping companies, purveyors of opioids, repressive governments, and oil companies. McKinsey helped insurance companies’ boost their profits by making it incredibly difficult for accident victims to get payments; worked its U.S. government contacts to let Wall Street firms evade scrutiny; enabled corruption in developing countries such as South Africa; undermined health-care programs in states across the country. And much more.

Unfortunately, out tour guides for today are the folks at Pravda, curious just because of their longstanding antipathy to the game of golf, not to mention their rather complicated coverage of Saudi Arabia over the years.  

The Kingdom and McKinsey have longstanding ties:

Early in 2021, consultants working for Saudi Arabia’s sovereign wealth fund studied an audacious idea: The desert kingdom wanted to become the world leader in the hidebound realm
of men’s professional golf.

The proposal, code-named Project Wedge, came together as Saudi officials worked to repair the kingdom’s reputation abroad, which hit a low after the 2018 assassination of the Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi by Saudi agents. The plan was the foundation for what became LIV Golf, the series whose debut this year provoked accusations that Saudi Arabia was trying to sanitize its human rights record with its deep pockets, former President Donald J. Trump’s country clubs and a handful of big-name golfers. Some of those golfers have publicly played down Saudi abuses, as has Mr. Trump.

The documents represent the most complete account to date of the financial assumptions underpinning LIV Golf. One of the most significant was prepared by consultants with McKinsey & Company, which has advised the kingdom’s leaders since the 1970s. McKinsey, which has worked to raise the stature of authoritarian governments around the world, was key to Vision 2030, Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s plan to diversify the kingdom’s economy and turn it into a powerful global investor. Worldwide sports have become a pillar in that plan, with Saudi officials even discussing the possibility of someday hosting the World Cup.

No opinions creeping into their factual reporting there, are there?   

Do note the date, but here's the consultant's mandate:

McKinsey, which declined to comment, analyzed the finances of a potential golf league, but pointedly said in its report that it was not examining whether it was a strategically viable idea. And many of Saudi Arabia’s rosy assumptions, McKinsey added, “have been taken for granted and not been challenged in our assessment.”

Translated into English, I take that to mean we'll opine on the financial viability of your stolen business plan (remember, this was all originally a British project that the Saudis were going to finance), but not on the efficacy of it as a mode of sportswashing.  Good thing too, because we've had at least two instances of mass beheadings, the last evocatively utilizing sword, and those are a turn-off for traditional golf fans.

The McKinsey reaction, at least in spots, is along the lines of my own, to wit, are you out of your f*****g minds?

The league’s promoters say they are trying to revitalize the sport and build a profitable league. But hundreds of pages of confidential documents obtained by The New York Times show that Saudi officials were told that they faced steep challenges. They were breaking into a sport with a dwindling, aging fan base — if one with plenty of wealthy and influential members — and even if they succeeded, the profits would be a relative pittance for one of the world’s richest sovereign wealth funds. Experts say that these make clear that Saudi Arabia, with a golf investment of least $2 billion, has aspirations beyond the financial.

That last sentence is profoundly important in the context of the antitrust lawsuit, because it potentially undermines their claim of lost profits due to the PGA Tour's anticompetitive actions.  I put it more colloquially that, if you pay Phil $200 million, you're not running a business.

So, while they have language that they can hide behind in a few years, I'd argue that their financial modeling was designed to tell the client that which he wanted to hear:

The consultants detailed three possible outcomes for a franchise-driven league: languishing as a start-up; realizing a “coexistence” with the PGA Tour; or, most ambitiously, seizing the mantle of dominance.

In the most successful scenario, McKinsey predicted revenues of at least $1.4 billion a year in 2028, with earnings before interest and taxes of $320 million or more. (Federal records show that the PGA Tour, a tax-exempt nonprofit, logged about $1.5 billion in revenue and posted a net income of almost $73 million for 2019.)

By contrast, a league mired in start-up status — defined as attracting less than half of the world’s top 12 players, navigating a “lack of excitement from fans,” reeling from limited sponsorships and confronting “severe response from golf society” — stood to lose $355 million, before interest and taxes, in 2028.

Wouldn't you loves a peak behind the curtain at their financial modelling?   So, how's it going on the ground?

Indeed, LIV Golf appears far from meeting the goals that the Project Wedge documents laid out. After an inaugural season that cost in excess of $750 million, the league has not announced major broadcasting or sponsorship deals. And its hopes for a surrender by, or an armistice with, the PGA Tour have instead collapsed into an acrimonious court battle.

So, Greggy, how's that TV contract coming along?

This is laugh-out-loud funny for a few very good reasons.  You've hired McKinsey to analyze your entry in the golf economy, but did MBS and Yasir al-Rumayyan notice the howlers contained therein?

The funniest being this:

One document obtained by The Times shows that LIV organizers considered assembling an all-star board of business, sports, legal and political titans. But nine of the people who were identified as possible board members, including Ginni Rometty, the former IBM chief executive, and Randall Stephenson, the former AT&T chairman, said they had never been approached about joining.

“I didn’t know I was on the list, and I have never been approached,” Mr. Stephenson, who is a member of the PGA Tour’s board, said in an interview. If asked, he said, he would decline. “It would be a quick conversation,” he said.

Most others listed in the document, including the basketball legend Michael Jordan; former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice; and Mark Parker, the executive chairman of Nike, did not respond to requests for comment. McKinsey did not appear to prepare the document, which carries the logo of Golf Saudi, which Mr. al-Rumayyan leads.

Seems like they got their hands on a membership list for Augusta National, which might not be fertile hunting grounds.  Just sayin'.

Then there's the players they identified as being critical, although I haven't found their full list, but here's what we know:

Moreover, the league is nowhere near having signed all of the elite players who Saudi advisers said were required for success. In one presentation slide, as McKinsey projected one of its more optimistic financial forecasts, the participation of Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson and Rory McIlroy — who have combined to win 25 major championships — was included under the headline “What you need to believe.”

Of the top 12 players on a roster in the McKinsey report, LIV has attracted four: Sergio Garcia, Dustin Johnson, Mr. Mickelson and Henrik Stenson.

According to these highly-paid consultants, what we needed to believe in early 2021 is that Sergio, Henrik and Phil are the future of golf.   Are you done laughing?

I just can't resist throwing in this bit as well:

McKinsey’s work on the golf project is part of a longstanding pattern of foreign consultants providing rationales for Gulf States’ multibillion-dollar projects, some of which become white elephants. When the crown prince announced plans to build a futuristic city called Neom, McKinsey was among the companies that helped envision proposals for robotic dinosaurs, flying taxis and a ski resort that officials say will host the Asian Winter Games in 2029.

Some?  Quite a fun peak behind the curtain at both McKinsey and the LIV project.  I think is actually harmful to their antitrust case, but for now we can enjoy as comedy gold.  

You know how I hold on to my favorite bits, but I can't help but wonder if McKinsey is aware of Sergio's prior behavior in the Kingdom?  Quite frankly, his behavior everywhere....

Alan, Asked - He seems to be throwing these mailbags up more frequently, a good thing for your humble blogger.  Shall we?

Is Tiger really “back”? #askalan I’m not convinced by a long shot. @MarkstageIV

The Match is a very small sample size; we’ll know a bit more after this weekend’s Father-Son. Tiger certainly looked rusty under the lights, which makes sense because he hadn’t touched a club in the preceding 2 1/2 weeks, or so he said. But his ball speed with the driver was solid, and that to me was the biggest takeaway. I guess this question hinges on how we define “back.” Can Woods labor through the major championships, make a couple of cuts and remind us of his grit and guile? I think so. But even accounting for the fact he’s Tiger F’ing Woods, it’s increasingly clear there isn’t much magic left in his banged-up body.

Who exactly said that Tiger is back?  More common from my observation is writers speculating that Tiger is now a ceremonial golfer, though I think that's slightly premature.

The predicate is Hogan, who had similar issues with walking after his encounter with that bus.  He was able to prep himself and trudge 72 holes, a minor miracle given that they were still finishing with 36 holes on Saturday, not to mention him having to go an extra 18 at Merion and Olympic.

Tiger can still play golf at that level, we just can't know if he'll be able to walk the course for four days.  There's a secondary issue as well, as we also wouldn't know whether he can practice enough to be on form when it matters, but unless he can walk he's a ceremonial golfer.

This deserves far more time than I have today:

With LIV disrupting, The Match gaining traction, and more and more talk of tweaks and variations to pro competitions, will the future be more variety in golf tournaments or will the old format (72-hole stroke play, etc.) ultimately prevail? @feralgolfer

My esteemed colleague Michael Bamberger made this point on our latest Fire Drill podcast: The LIV challenge was the perfect moment for the Tour to rethink its model and get creative, but instead it continues to force-feed us 72-hole stroke-play events. So, unfortunately, I think that is the future, especially as LIV may wind up going to 72 holes to appease the World Ranking poobahs. It’s too bad, as non-traditional formats are a blast. (The better-ball team format saved the New Orleans tour stop.)

No one has been more critical of the PGA Tour's product than your humble blogger, but this suffers from quite a few fatal defects.

First, exactly what formats are we talking about?   There are precious few, and they all come with issues.... For instance, we have that one match-play event, and it's...well, OK.  But the reason we revert to 72-holes of stroke play is that it's really the only viable competitive format for a large-field event.

But the bigger issue Alan ignores is the pernicious effect of FedEx.  That almost derailed the Zurich, but you're not gonna get your alphas at an event that doesn't award FedEx (and OWGR) points.  So sure, do you want to tell the PGA Tour players to do without that pot o' gold?

The other bit that needs to be noted is, setting aside the team format which to me seems wildly oversold, what has LIV added on this issue.  They're "force-feeding" us 54-hole stroke-play events with tiny field, rendering them both boring and competitively suspect.

Did #TheMatch actually happen? Was it that much of a dud? I get it’s going up against football and FUTBOL but serious crickets. @tadlehmann

It’s all about perspective. Was The Match a riveting competition? No. Must-see TV? Nah. Was it a fun way to pass the time on an otherwise slow sports night? Definitely. That’s enough for me.

Kind of a low bar, no?  I think for this to have any legs it needs to be far more entertaining, which is problem if you're building it around that Tiger guy.

This one is pretty great:

Since Tiger said Greg Norman must go as the face of LIV, I think I’ve Identified the perfect replacement – someone with the gravitas and tact to bring peace to pro golf. But I fear Club Pro Guy might not be willing to accept that largely ceremonial position. Thoughts? #AskAlan @HenriDeMarsay

This war between LIV and the PGA Tour has gotten so overheated it’s almost laughable. It’s just golf, guys. I’m not sure if CPG is the right person for the job, but it would serve the entire ecosystem well if Norman’s replacement at least had a sense of humor and wasn’t fueled by vengeance.

Is he willing to give up that sweet gig at Three-Jack National?

But, Alan, do I have this right, you're asking for humor from the Saudis?  I know I'm crossing the Sunni-Shia divide, but apparently Alan is unfamiliar with this pronouncement:

Of course, they hired Greg Norman.... While perhaps not exactly a joke, it is pretty damn funny.

Are there any good books about golf for Christmas gifts this year? @NickGoblirsch

There are not any December releases, so far as I can tell, but it was a good year for golf books. Stephen Proctor’s “The Long Golden Afternoon” is a very charming and richly detailed history of the game from 1864 until the start of World War I. I really enjoyed “The Cup They Couldn’t Lose,” Shane Ryan’s deep dive on the 2021 Ryder Cup and an all-time U.S. team. Bob Harig wrote a lively recap of two titans and a simpler era in golf with “Tiger & Phil.” Andrew Stelmak’s “Send In The Clowns” brings Moe Norman to life in a unique, stylized way. And I’ve heard a few things about a Mickelson biography… but it’s probably overrated.

It certainly left too much good stuff out, so where is that refund window?

I personally believe the Masters would be weakened without LIV golfers. Will Fred Ridley protect the PGA Tour and weaken the Masters by excluding the likes of DJ, Cam, etc.? @hpjagger

No f’ing way. Ridley’s mandate is to put on the best possible tournament he can, not get caught up in a turf war between rival tours. There is zero chance the Masters will ban any players who are otherwise qualified, like Dustin Johnson, Cam Smith and sundry other LIV’ers. The question is will the green jackets do anything to remediate Talor Gooch, Kevin Na, Jason Kokrak and Harold Varner III if they fall out of the top 50 before the end of 2022 and thus miss out on an automatic invitation to the Masters. (As it stands, these non-stars are all 40th to 47th in the OWGR.) My gut says not. The green jackets will just fall back on the existing criteria and let it ride until 2024, by which point LIV should be accruing World Ranking points.

Boo-friggin'-hoo.  As an aside, in the McKinsey stuff above there was a reference to a risk of the majors excluding LIV players, but seemingly no understanding of the importance and requirements of those OWGR.   I'm sure Condi would have been all over that once they got her on board.... but pretty lame, no?

Thoughts on Phil’s tweet regarding The Match? @GrowTheGolfGame

It was kind of sad, and another reminder of all that he gave up to go LIV. And a made-for-TV spectacle is the least of it! It’s crazy to think Mickelson has also possibly forfeited a Ryder Cup captaincy, the 18th hole tower for whichever TV network he picked and perhaps a spot as a ceremonial Masters starter. But he loves money and he loves stirring the pot, so the LIV dalliance has been rewarding in various ways.

Leverage over legacy, no?  

Who would you have rather seen paired with Tiger that would talk smack back to the “Brat Boys”? Rory was basically mute, with or without a club. #AskAlan @BobbyTeeitup

Yeah, McIlroy ain’t about that life; he’s simply too earnest for this kind of hit and giggle. But, really, how many top players are fun? The only guy who comes to mind is Max Homa. With a live mic, his droll musings could have greatly enlivened the proceedings.

This is their biggest problem, and also why I think they'd be better served focusing on the amateurs.

 Gotta run at this point.  I'll be back as circumstances indicate.

Tuesday, December 13, 2022

If This is Tuesday...

Then I must be, checking GPS coordinates, in Utah.

Years ago, the (then) three Park City Ski resorts used to run a promotion for East Coasters to ski free on their day of arrival.  If one absorbs the pain of that 7:00 a.m. departure, the arrival time allows for skiing in the afternoon, and a free lift ticket was on offer for those with the boarding passes to prove their high tolerance for pain.  I've never previously had any interest in any piece of that.

But, with much to deal with in the condo and with my car, I felt compelled to take that early flight, so I'd have time for my To-Do list.  But then the snow forecast intervened.... With fresh stuff Sunday and


Monday (12" reported) and snow falling as we made our way up to to altitude, I suddenly determined that some of those projects could be deferred....  The real issue is that, after reporting another 6" this morning, it's going to dry out.  So, I scrambled to deal with beeping smoke detectors and the like, but Lee (my one remaining local ski buddy) and I ran up to grab about five runs, including three in a section of trees that's always deep.

It had been shredded by the time we got there, but still some deep spots to play in.  A mere 6,000 vertical feet, but you'd think we'd been out there all day the way my legs are feeling.  Another ski buddy from Florida arrived later in the day, so we'll have a troika out there  later this morning.

But, with much to do, I'll necessarily make this brief.

The Match - I know I had threatened to blog it Sunday morning, but nothingburrgers don't get your humble blogger to the keyboard on a Sunday.  That's just how it is.  Shall we riff on the Tour Confidential boys?  Yeah, that was rhetorical:

1. Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Jordan Spieth and Justin Thomas faced off under the lights in The Match VII on Saturday in Florida — the first time the made-for-TV event has featured a foursome of pro golfers. What were your thoughts on it (does night golf work?!), and what was the best moment of the night?

James Colgan: Golf Television, like fireworks and dry Martinis, is best enjoyed during the evening hours. I liked the primetime component, and I’m sure the executives at Turner Sports did, too. The Match isn’t ever going to be something that satisfies the diehards, but it’s also not trying to be that. I appreciate it for what it does for casual golf fans, and that’s about it.

Jack Hirsh: Night golf — and by extension primetime golf — had a big win Saturday night. We’ve seen it a few times before, but this was clearly the best. I’m not saying it should be used often, but seeing night golf maybe once a year would be a good balance between what fans want, what players want and keeping the allure of the rareness. The pros struggled with the shadows, which is why every course shouldn’t start building lights to host Tour events, but it was cool for the short window and could definitely attract a new audience. The best moment was Barkley complementing Thomas’ calves.

Sean Zak: The most entertaining moment was the one-club challenge, where Tiger had to hit wicked hooks just to get the maximum distance and top spin. At the same time, Justin Thomas going 5 wood-5 wood-5 wood-5 wood for a par 4 was delightful. It’s so fascinating seeing these guys have to figure stuff out on the fly.

Dylan Dethier: On its surface, golf seems like the sport least suited to being played under the lights. It’s kind of insane, really. Par-3s are the size of football fields, and think about how many lights those bad boys require! As it turns out, night golf was dreamy. High-wattage. Not even Jordan Spieth could hit it into the dark.

The best moment was Jordan Spieth walking us through the process of hitting a bunker shot in real-time — and then promptly pulling it off. I wonder if talking us through it quieted his own mind…

I think it was a good natured evening with mostly appealing personalities, it's just that the golf was predictably uninspiring.

I do agree that the one-club challenge was the single most interesting moment of the vent.  I'm a little puzzled about awarding the young turks the "honor" that left Tiger with a 5-iron, though JT's Par with that five-wood was fun, to be sure.  Not least when his partner and Kathryn Tappen were holding up those wires or ropes for him to chip under.... Weird, but fun.

The other bit that I enjoyed was that epic harvest moon, though not a single soul has written of it (and a Googel image search has come up empty).  The lighting is dramatic, but that moon gave it an eerie, surreal feel.

2. Which player do you think was the night’s MVP (from an entertainment standpoint), and did Tiger’s play give us any hints about his current form, or what we might see from him in 2023?

Colgan: The MVP was once again Charles Barkley, who has a unique gift for speaking to the exact audience The Match targets. As it relates to Tiger, there’s an old saying about not looking a gift horse in the mouth that I think is appropriate.

Hirsh: Agree with James here, Chuck made this really entertaining. Had he not been there, Brian Anderson and Trevor Immelman would have really struggled to provide color to a product that so desperately needed it. I’m a huge fan of Immelman as a color man, but The Match is very different from a regular broadcast. Thomas making all the alpha moves made him the player MVP. Meanwhile, we already knew Woods still had speed from his appearances earlier this year. The biggest question is his stamina, which was not answered at all last night.

Zak: The MVP was not Chuck. He was more reserved than he’s ever been on a Match, best I could tell. The MVP was Spieth, who was making his debut. There’s a reason Jordo took third in the PIP behind Rory and Tiger. He’s wildly entertaining, if even (and often because he’s playing) from the next fairway over. His brand of golf is awesome for team competitions. As for Tiger, he looks extremely old and rigid. He wasn’t finishing swings. I know he’s hurt, but plantar fasciitis doesn’t go away quickly. Keep your expectations LOW, folks.

Dethier: Sean’s right — it was Spieth. We haven’t seen him in exactly this format and he’s really good at it. Tries just the right amount and doesn’t force it. And this situation makes it VERY easy to force it.

It just doesn't seem interesting to worry about Tiger's form when he is unable to walk a golf course.  I'm not saying that can't change, but it's hard to be optimistic at this juncture.

No one cares what the rotund Scotsman thinks, but he had this reaction:

Montgomerie certainly wasn’t alone in his thoughts that perhaps there’d be no better place for Woods to say farewell. Speaking on the Bunkered podcast, Montgomerie said:

“That was the time. Stand on that bridge, start waving, and everyone goes, ‘So, is that it?’ Yeah, it is. It would have been a glorious way to go. The stands were full, the world’s TV cameras—from all continents—were on him, he’s walking up there on his own, tears were in his eyes obviously You can’t beat that walk. I’ve done it myself. When the stands are full, you cannot beat that walk.”

Montgomerie also said he doesn’t see Woods winning any more tournaments.

“I can’t see that happening. I’d love it to happen because it’s great for the game. I would love him to win. But I just can’t see it happening.”

We always want great athletes to go out on top, but they very rarely do.... That which makes them so great makes unable to recognize the diminishment of their skills.  Or maybe it's just that this is what they do, so why stop doing it?

The MVP had to be JT, he was the only guy that made anything.  As for Sir Charles, I remain a fan, he's to me one of the most instinctively funny people around, but also found him curiously restrained as Sean Zak did.

But this item amuses your humble blogger:

The Match’s best smack talk: 5 funniest lines from Tiger, JT, Barkley, etc.

They were trying to be funny?  Good to know....

The first thing you'll notice is that the first three of the five don't have much to do with the event in question.  I mean, it's about the third time Tiger has spoken of Charlie outdriving him, which he did in the booth at the Hero.  So, is that all you got?

This is really the best of the bunch:

Rory chirps Spieth’s putting

Jordan Spieth has had some electric moments on the greens, but he’s also had some head-scratching misses. And during The Match, Rory McIlroy made sure to chirp Spieth about his putting.

On the one-club challenge hole, both McIlroy and Spieth faced 1-foot putts for their bogeys. But with irons in their hands instead of putters, gimme range was a bit closer.

“Good, good, Rory?” Spieth asked.

“I’ve seen you miss those with a putter,” McIlroy said.
 
A well-placed jab that cuts deep. Masterclass from McIlroy on trash talk.

A Masterclass?  Wow, that's what we used to call the soft bigotry of low expectations....

Who's got next?


3. With the seventh Match in the books, what type of format/players would you like to see in the next edition of The Match?

Colgan: Considering Match EP Bryan Zuriff told me he’s hoping to alternate between PGA Tour-focused and celebrity-focused iterations of the event, I’m guessing we’ll see some combination of football stars (perhaps TB12 and Justin Herbert?) involved. Personally, I’d tune in for Will Arnett and Jason Bateman, who are self-professed golf hardos.

Hirsh: Two words: Alternate shot. It’s by far the best team format and actually makes team chemistry way more important. I also think keep it to pros. This was by far the most entertaining match and it was the first to have four Tour pros.

Zak: Love that idea, James. I think this is a great format as is. Twelve holes, during primetime hours, with a couple little tricks like the one-club challenge mixed in. We just want to see fun golf. Golf that makes us smile or laugh or shrivel up in fear. We don’t really care if JT and Spieth beat Rory and Tiger. What we need next is a legitimate golf course. Florida clubs like Pelican do not inspire. How about Riviera?

Dethier: I’m trying to think which other courses would be possible to light up at night. Can we get these guys to play 12 holes at Pebble Beach, including a finish down No. 18? I liked the high-wattage jock showdown during the QB edition this summer, and I liked this golf sicko edition, too. It’s key to have fierce competitors and serious golfers, but some actors and entertainers would be a nice next edition, too.

But the dream match is obvious: Michael Jordan hosts a night match at Grove XXIII with Rory McIlroy against Tiger and Charles Barkley. Not sure how strokes would shake out, though…

I agree with much of that....

I actually find the celebs a little more interesting.... Fourball with four PGA Tour studs is quite the yawn, as we saw.

Jordan would be a good call, for obvious reasons.  But I also agree that alternate shot rocks, both with the Tour pros but perhaps even more so with a Pro-Am team.  

But the harsher reality is that the best moments in this franchise were all provided by one guy that will never again grace our screens.  His coaching of Sir Charles might be the apotheosis of that, which dampens any enthusiasm for future installments.

So, a little golf on a December night isn't a bad thing, but low expectations are indicated. 

I know that's not much but going to leave you here.  If you're wondering about the absence of photos, that's a technical issue I need to solve.  The golf websites no longer post their photos as JPEGs, but rather as WEBP files, which Blogger does not recognize.  It's taken me longer to do a screen grab at home, but the problem here is that my laptop's Print Screen function doesn't work normally.  I'll have to find a hack (which I had done in Scotland but don't remember), but that all takes time.

So, catch you later?

Friday, December 9, 2022

Your Friday Frisson

Just a few bits for you today, because I've lost the fight to control the number of open browser tabs.  

Monday is a travel day, heading to Unplayable Lies Western HQ to give this skiing thing another go.  There's a chance I'll blog The Match on Sunday, assuming that A.) I watch it and, B.) There's anything worth blogging.  Not to mention C.) That I'm not too lazy.

I Saw It On TV - We threw some shade at CBS yesterday, but that other network seems in disarray as well:

More changes will be coming to NBC’s broadcast team for its coverage of the PGA Tour in 2023.

Golfweek has learned that Kathryn Tappen, who handled post-round player interviews this season, will be replaced by a revolving door of Golf Channel talent already on site, including Cara Banks and Damon Hack. Tappen declined to comment and neither Banks nor Hack responded to messages.

An NBC spokesperson said it had no further comment beyond its previous statement that it “will be announcing any additional changes to our lineup early in the new year.”

Well, that last bit sounds ominous, no?  

Tappan has been doig this since, checking watch, about 6:00 this morning, so it's nit like anyone will miss her, it's just that this comes on top of other changes (as well as that hint that more are to come):

Golfweek was first to report that Gary Koch and Roger Maltbie won’t have their contracts renewed. Golfweek also broke the news that Smylie Kaufman and Brad Faxon will be joining NBC.

Faxon could be an interesting addition, but what explains the axing of those two familiar voicers?  As we've noted previously, when they tell you it isn't about the money...

A source told Golfweek that “it’s not good times at NBC,” and termed the move part of “significant cuts to the entire team for budgetary reasons” given the sharp increase in its PGA Tour rights fees. (Golf Channel experienced widespread layoffs in 2020 when it shuttered its headquarters in Orlando and moved staff to Stamford, Connecticut in a cost-cutting measure.)

I've frequently noted that Jay has been fortunate to have those new rights fee deals available to head off the LIV threat.   But it's not like CBS or NBC would do those deals today, so their dissatisfaction will ultimately land in Jay's lap. although that's currently penciled in for 23030.

How's it working so far?  Well, it's only the one Silly Season event, but still:

What did you expect without Karl Stenson?   

The Year That Was - Year--end retrospectives are appearing, so shall we sample a taste?  Golf Digest is in the midst of a countdown of the top twenty-five newsmakers, which includes a reminder that this will hit soon:

No. 20: Netflix jumps into golf

The success or failure of the upcoming, still-untitled Netflix documentary on the year in professional golf will inevitably be compared to the breakout hit “Formula 1: Drive To Survive,”
which transformed how the world—and especially America—saw F1 racing. It will be tempting, in fact, to believe that it was “Drive to Survive” that was the direct inspiration. In fact, Chad Mumm, the chief creative officer at Vox, dreamed of making a golf-themed show since at least 2014, when, as the head of Vox's ad agency, he lost out to Skratch in a bid to work with the PGA Tour. Having maintained his relationship with the tour’s media team—they played golf together each year in Las Vegas at a tech conference—he finally got his shot in 2019. By that spring, it was starting to become clear what Netflix had on its hands with DTS, and even if it didn't necessarily assist with Mumm's initial pitch, it helped with everything that came after, from signing players to securing Netflix as the platform of choice.

With the first audio recorded at Tiger’s Hero World Challenge in December 2021, and shooting starting the week of Torrey Pines in 2022, Mumm’s teams have been behind the scenes, chronicling a year in professional golf, whatever that might entail (and in 2022, it involved more than they ever expected). Among the “cast” of signed players are Rickie Fowler, Brooks Koepka, Ian Poulter, Tony Finau, Matt Fitzpatrick, Scottie Scheffler, Justin Thomas, Mito Pereira, Joel Dahmen, Max Homa and Sahith Theegala.

The biggest "character" of all, though, might be the one they weren't expecting: LIV Golf. Whether the schism in the sport is good for the game is up for debate, but controversy and drama of that type is never bad for a film crew, and in that sense the Netflix team couldn't have picked a better year to start its project.

What’s to come is an eight-episode series that debuts on Feb. 15, and if it reaches anywhere near the dizzying heights of DTS, it will be a coup not just for Vox and Netflix, but for all the stars of the show and the sport of golf itself. A few years ago, it might have sounded hyperbolic to say that a simple documentary could transform an institution like golf. Now, we've seen what it can do for a niché sport, and we know that the so-called Netflix Effect could be seismic. —Shane Ryan

This is perhaps a category error, because it's mote of a marker for 2023, but a worthy one because of the unknowns.

My initial reaction was skepticism that these guys were sufficiently interesting to make this work.  However, my primary takeaway from 2022 and LIV is that, notwithstanding the Tour's assurances that these guys are all gentlemen, many of them revealed themselves to be money-grabbing arseholes, and that could be compelling TV.

As the kids like to say, developing....

We haven't gotten to the Top Ten yet, but unless you're Trevor Immelman, this is nothing compared to what might be on the horizon:

No. 11: Cup Upheaval

In an alternate universe where COVID never forces the Ryder Cup onto an odd-year cycle, the PGA of America, which runs the Ryder Cup, would have been the first to confront an
uncomfortable question: Should the organization do a solid to the PGA Tour and risk damaging its headline revenue-generating event by prohibiting LIV Golf participants from being on the teams?

Instead, that burden fell on the Presidents Cup, set for September at Quail Hollow Club in Charlotte. Given the PGA Tour runs that match, it didn't hesitate banning LIV golfers. For the U.S. team, this was a largely incidental decision. All six automatic qualifiers were still card-carrying tour members, and there was no American plying his trade on LIV whose form would make an obvious captain's pick for Davis Love III.

It was a different story for the International team and captain Trevor Immelman. Two of his top four players in automatic qualifying—Cameron Smith and Joaquin Niemann—took themselves out of the running when they jumped to LIV after the Tour Championship in late August. Same with six-time PGA Tour Marc Leishman, who would've been an obvious captain's pick. Suddenly, a team that had won just one time in 13 editions of the match looked like an even more under of underdogs.

Yes, but Trevor took it like a man and his guys responded well and actually won the weekend.

But let's interrupt the sepia-toned reminiscences for this warning shot across the bow:

I was reliably informed that hope is not a strategy....

I've been urging everyone to keep their eyes on Europe, because this event has outsized importance there:

Today, it is well-known that the DP World Tour’s reliance on the proceedings generated from a “home” Ryder Cup is huge. Every four years, the money made funds the next four years of tour operations. So maintaining the profile of what has become the biggest thing in golf outside of the four major championships is clearly high on chief executive Keith Pelley’s priority list.

For long enough, that was hardly an issue. The Ryder Cup’s popularity and ability to make millions was unquestioned. But, as it did in so many aspects of the professional game, the emergence of LIV Golf in 2022 has threatened the continuation of that happy status quo. Should enough of Europe’s leading players find the lucrative temptation of the controversial Saudi-backed tour too strong to resist, the Ryder Cup would be in danger of regressing into the glorified garden party it once was.

Which has interesting implications for Jay.  On the one hand, there'd be no direct financial hit to tanking the event although, to the event the U.S. Tour is financially supporting their European partners, there could be an indirect hit.

This is true enough, it's just not the crux of the matter:

But it hasn’t happened. Not yet. At least in terms of the makeup of its future Ryder Cup teams, Europe and the DP World Tour has so far emerged relatively unscathed. Of those who have made the leap to LIV—and essentially taking themselves out of play to compete in the matches moving forward—it’s likely only Sergio Garcia and Paul Casey had one more appearance in them. Others like Lee Westwood and Ian Poulter were almost certainly finished with the playing side of the contest in which they had performed with such distinction over many years.

The same, of course, cannot be claimed by the American side, albeit their larger pool of potential players allows it to comfortably absorb the absence of star names such as Bryson DeChambeau, Brooks Koepka and Dustin Johnson, starting next September in Rome when the U.S. tries to end a two-decade-plus winless streak away from home.

Although it does serve as a pretty good diss of the artist formerly known as Captain America....

I'll admit to a chuckle at this, though Matt really should think through those implications:

“I was absolutely dreadful at the last Ryder Cup,” McIlroy says. “If the guys who are playing five
matches—our core—play well and win most of their points, things become easier for the rest of the team. But you want to rely on all 12. One of the great things about the American team right now is its depth—1 through 12 is amazing. But we’re not too far behind. ‘Rosie’ [Justin Rose] looks like he is starting to play well again. It would be great to see Francesco [Molinari] back in the team. Our core group is really strong. We will have home- field advantage. So we will know the course a bit better than the Americans. I’m bullish about our chances. It’s going to be great.”

That remains to be seen, of course. The threat of further LIV defections continues to hang over everything. But, perversely, that could be beneficial from a European point of view. The last word belongs to Fitzpatrick, tongue only slightly in cheek:

“It would be nice if the Americans lost another couple of guys to LIV.”

It seems to this observer that the article goes out of its way to avoid the most obvious threat to the event, judicial or administrative order to allow the LIVsters to play.   That risks is greatest on the European side of the Atlantic, as evidenced by the order that allowed them to play at Wentworth and Dubai.

What does Jay do if Europe is required to allow the defectors in?  On the American side, I don't think judicial intervention in that time frame is likely, but I'm still unclear as to why the Justice Department has stuck its nose in.

The Match - We'll be quick.... First, this from last Sunday's Tour Confidential panel (I don't think I used it, but who can remember?):

4. The latest iteration of the Match kicks off at 7 p.m. ET on Saturday, with Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy taking on Justin Thomas and Jordan Spieth. What are you hoping to see from this one from an entertainment/production standpoint?

Sens: That Tiger plays without a wince or a hitch in his step, and that he and Rory wax the youngsters while delivering some good verbal barbs along the way.

Colgan: LIV has been at the center of every golf course conversation for the past nine months. This event is *supposed* to bring fans into a day on the course with golf’s top players. If it’s true to form, LIV will be on the minds of those in the field. Give me LIV discourse, or give me death!

Hirsh: I mentioned last week how I’m not too high on the Match series. That being said, these guys are all good friends so the trash talk should make this a little more interesting than the Brooks-Bryson snooze fest from last year.

Pretty that's a repeat, so bad blogging tradecraft for sure.  But, did someone mention Bryson-Brooksie?

Except for Brady splitting his pants,  not sure there's been a best...but the bottom is so competitive that this only placed fifth worst out of six:

5. The Match: Bryson vs. Brooks

For all the build-up, all the speculation, all the beef, Brooks vs. Bryson at the Wynn Golf Club, Nov 26, 2021, didn’t offer much drama. Koepka took down DeChambeau, 5 and 3, and you could argue the best part of the telecast was actually the guys in the booth. Putting Barkley and Mickelson together on the mic was a layup.

Koepka stuck it to just outside 10 feet on the par-3 6th, which resulted in 500,000 meals being donated under his name, due to winning the closest to the pin contest on that hole. DeChambeau missed his birdie bid, which was inside 15 feet from underneath the hole, opening the door for the four-time major champion to extend his lead. Koepka walked in the putt to go 3 up, then iced his nemesis: “Any questions?”

No questions, now that you've both mercifully gone dark.

So, what beat them?  Yeah, what a dreary affair this was.  Who coulda figured out that $9 million in a plexiglass box wouldn't be must see TV:

The Match: Tiger vs. Phil

The original $9 million, winner-take-all bout at Shadow Creek in Las Vegas was highly anticipated, and like many over-hyped events fell a little flat.

Sure, the match went to a playoff that ended on a makeshift 22nd hole won by Mickelson, but just because it was close doesn’t necessarily mean it was good. Technical issues plagued the broadcast forcing Turner and other providers to dish out refunds. Not a great start.

The front nine was bad, there’s no other way to say it, but as the match went on it got closer and more exciting. Much like the play, the hyped-up banter left something to be desired. The most damning criticism of the first match? Rickie Fowler called it a “pillow fight.”

They sucked.  Which mighta been fun in different setting.  The good news is that we no longer have to pretend that the bromance is real.  They're back to detesting each other, so I'm good.

That's it for now.  Sunday is a maybe, otherwise I'll see you from out West.

Thursday, December 8, 2022

Thursday Themes

I wasn't gonna blog, but I'm struggling with today's WORDL and an Ask Alan has dropped....

Plus, this bit of silliness...

The Match, A Highly Selective Preview - Hey, something to do on a Saturday night...But seems like they're over-selling, no?

Despite his latest health-related setback, Tiger Woods will play golf this Saturday. We repeat: Tiger Woods will play golf this Saturday.

And while it's not in a real-deal, 72-hole tournament, it will be Woods like you've never seen him before—under the lights, in primetime, alongside teammate Rory McIlroy and the opposing two-man squad of Justin Thomas and Jordan Spieth. It will be the seventh iteration of Capital One's The Match, a series of made-for-TV match-play events that has previously featured Woods facing off with longtime rival Phil Mickelson, Bryson DeChambeau and Brooks Koepka going head-to-head amid their "beef," and, in the most recent edition, NFL quarterbacks Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers teaming up to defeat Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen

Including those back in the day with Duval, Sergio and even Annika, I think we've seen this movie many times, the unifying theme being that they've all pretty much sucked.

If you wanted the dreariest format available....

The format

The format is best ball, meaning each player on each team plays his own ball throughout the round and lowest score of the two players counts as the team score on each hole. For example, if Woods makes a 4 and McIlroy a 3, McIlroy's 3 is their score for the hole. The team with the lowest score on a hole wins that hole. It is only a 12-hole match, which means if one team takes a 3-up lead after 10 holes, the match is over.

I know you can use that primer on best-ball, but can you say "boring"....  This is the extent to which they'll mix it up:

The challenges

There will be five special challenges that will generate donations from the players. On the third hole will be a closest-to-the-hole competition sponsored by DraftKings Sportsbook for up to $1.1 million. At the ninth hole there will be another closest-to-the-hole challenge sponsored by UnitedHealthcare for up to $1.1 million. There also will be a one-club challenge (every player can only use one club on the entire hole) at the fourth, which is sponsored by Capital One, for up to $750,000. Finally, there will be two hole-in-one challenges at the fifth and eighth holes, one sponsored by USAA Insurance and one by Tito's Handmade Vodka. If an ace is made on either hole, $2.5 million will be donated on the team's behalf, and if no hole-in-one is made, $250,000 will be donated on behalf of the team that wins the hole.

Smeels like an insufferable amount of DraftKings promos, no? 

I think they're over-estimating the appetite, don't you?

How to watch

Coverage will begin live on TNT at 6 p.m. ET, on Saturday. Simulcasts also will be available on TBS, TruTV and HLN, in addition to expansive content available across Bleacher Report's platforms leading up to and during the competition. Programming will begin with "The Conversation presented by Deloitte," a roundtable discussion with Woods, McIlroy, Thomas and Spieth hosted by Brian Anderson, who will be calling all the action along with NBA legend Charles Barkley, former Masters winner Trevor Immelman and sports reporter Kathryn Tappen. Preview coverage for The Match will begin immediately after the roundtable dicussion at 6:30 p.m. ET.

For fans looking to check in even earlier, the "Hot Seat Press Conference" will be available at 5:30 p.m. ET on the Bleacher Report app. It will be hosted by former tour pro Smylie Kaufman feature questions field from fans across Bleacher Report's social channels and the B/R app.

I'm sorry, when do they start playing golf?  Because they seem to be copying those World Cup shysters, thinking we'll tune in for an hour of fluff....  I'm guess they won't tee off until about 7:00, though that still requires confirmation.

Will it entertain?  Yeah, why start now?

Hopefully, The Match itself is better than the pre-tournament press conference.

Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy are set to take on Jordan Spieth and Justin Thomas on Saturday evening under the lights at Pelican Golf Club in Belleair, Florida. On Wednesday, a Zoom call with all four players failed to create the hype often associated with a boxing match; this was more of a meeting of a mutual admiration society — with a few subtle digs.

“If you told myself and JT in 2012 when we were in college that we’d be playing against these two in a match, that would be a really, really cool thing,” Spieth said. “We want to win it because of how much these guys inspired us.”

Wow, that's some incendiary trash talk there, buys!

There's only one of the four has any bark worth note, though he gets put in his place here:

If you wanted trash talk and bulletin-board material ahead of the 12-hole match, it was sorely lacking from this gabfest. When asked to name the best trash talker of the bunch, McIlroy jumped in and said, “I know who thinks he is the best trash talker, JT.”

We all might be overinterpreting his snarkiness during that second installment, the one during the pandemic.  Then again, there's always this issue:

That may be the case, but Thomas has done battle with Tiger enough to know that he and Spieth are at a significant disadvantage against Woods and McIlroy in terms of on-course achievements.

“It’s kind of hard to trash talk them,” Thomas said. “I feel like on the first tee Jordan and I just need to get it out in the open that, OK, you guys have more majors than us, you have more FedEx Cups than us, you both have an airplane and we don’t, let’s just get that out in the open that way we don’t get it used against us in our match.”

“They’re both quick and witty,” Spieth added. “I was saying to Justin that we might have to take the nice guy route, which isn’t normal for us in these type of matches.”

“Either way, it won’t work,” Woods piped in.

If it makes you feel any better, JT, since 2015 Jordan and you have six majors to Tiger and Rory's one.

I thought I had heard that this guy wasn't on the broadcast:

Fortunately, Charles Barkley returns to the broadcast to add some spice and keep the players on their toes — and hopefully draw out some good barbs between a foursome of competitors that are just a bit too chummy. Tiger noted that in previous years Barkley has had a tendency to speak directly into their earpieces while a player is mid-swing.

“Charles was saying something probably very inappropriate for most of the viewers but it’s going directly into our ear and we can’t respond to him,” Tiger said. “The chatter is good but it’s not quite the chatter we’d normally have amongst ourselves. In this day and age, there are certain words you can’t use. As most of these guys know, my vocabulary is very limited in that regard. Certain words are verbs, nouns and adjectives … and I use the same words for all of them.”

That helps, although I would expect him to have way too much dead air to fill....

The venue might be a reason to tune in, although it's hosted its share of LPGA events.  That is, if you're not put off by the strained attempts to compare it to Augusta National:

If, while watching the latest edition of Capital One’s The Match on Saturday, you’re noticing some similarities between the host layout—Pelican Golf Club—and Augusta National, you’re likely not alone.

The Tampa-area layout’s complicated history spans nearly 100 years, as Donald Ross laid out the initial 18 holes in 1925. First known as Pelican Golf Club before being renamed Belleview Biltmore Golf Club, the course was bought by the town of Belleair in 2013. In 2017, the Doyle family—founders of the Tampa-based DEX Imaging—bought the course with the vision of turning the dilapidated public layout into an exclusive private club.

They called on Beau Welling—a former associate of Tom Fazio and a senior consultant on Woods’ design firm—to revitalize the course, which they billed Pelican Golf Club once again. Finding little information on Ross’ original vision, Welling opted to redesign the course with the characteristics of Ross and other Golden Age architects in mind.

The result is a return to a more classic style of course design that demands proper shot placement to navigate the prominent contouring. The similarities between this West Florida parkland course and Augusta National Golf Club, 480 miles to its north, are numerous.

Like the home of the Masters, Pelican is a second-shot golf course. On the front side, most fairways are at least 40 yards wide, and the back nine opens up even further, with many landing areas 60 yards from edge to edge. Pine straw sits at the base of the few trees that line the fairways, creating a similar aesthetic to Augusta.

Which sounds promising until you look at the accompanying photo and see that the terrain is flat as a pancake.....You know what else is a second-shot golf course.  Yeah, pretty much all of them...

This bit sounds characteristically Rossian:

With expansive fairways and only a few water hazards in play, Pelican instead defends itself with its green complexes, which vary in size but are often large with significant undulations and numerous tiers. LPGA Tour player Brittany Lincicome has noted that the greens are shaped as if elephants are buried underneath.

This, not so much:

Perhaps no hole at Pelican better displays the course’s ode to both Golden Age architecture and Augusta National than the par-3 12th (below), which will play as the eighth hole during Saturday’s 12-hole match. The short par 3 plays about 150 yards over a pond to a Biarritz green that is angled away from the player like the famous 12th at Augusta. The hole made headlines in 2021 during the annual LPGA Tour event held at Pelican, when three players made a hole-in-one and each walked away with a two-year lease on a Lamborghini.


It may be an ode to Golden Age architecture, but I'm unaware of Ross building a Biarritz, and I certainly don't see any here.

It seems weird to me architecturally, as well.  The design logic of a Biarritz is to promote a low running shot to a pin placed on the back tier.  But that left-to-right angle seems to call for a fade, and fades don't run.   At least one reason to watch eight holes.

Alan, Asked - I'm just gonna move on the Alan's mailbag, supplemented where appropriate.  This very much follows my thoughts on Monday:

#AskAlan When is Viktor Hovland going to win a tournament that 1) matters and 2) is not on the water? @the_agrippa

It’s interesting that Viktor’s three PGA Tour victories have come in Puerto Rico/the Riviera Maya to go along with two World Challenge wins in Bermuda. Clearly Hovland plays his best in low-leverage events. I love the guy like everyone else, but it’s hard for me to shake the memories of his defensive and untidy play in the final group on Sunday at St. Andrews. It was the biggest moment of his career, and he retreated. Hopefully that was a hard lesson about winning on the biggest stages: It’s a lot more stressful than a B-list Tour event in paradise, and if you want to be a player who matters you have to embrace the grind.

Yeah, kinda weird and kinda amusing, given those Norwegian roots.  I remember calling BS when he got as high as third in the OWGR, just because those wins seemed so weak.

 But, since we've been agonizing over those OWGR issues, this from Bob Harig is worth noting:

1. Victor Hovland received 29 points from the Official World Golf Ranking for winning the Hero World Challenge. A year ago, he got 48 for winning the same event. The new ranking system that went into place in August has clearly shown that smaller fields—only 20 players in the Bahamas—are impacted with fewer points.

Zero would be better....

#askalan Could LIV have done any worse assembling its 2023 schedule? For a tour with deep pockets I was expecting substantially better venues. Also, why market your tour as international when 60% of the events are in classic U.S. golf markets? Mailed in? @zombo2zombo

Nah, it’s more like many/most desirable courses don’t want to get into bed with LIV. There has already been some private grumbling from the players about the mediocre venues, but no one seems to care enough to go public. To quote one of our great philosophers: It is what it is. As for the balance of domestic and international events, I think you’re looking at it the wrong way: Most of LIV’s biggest names are American, and they’re agreeing to go overseas 40 percent of the time. That’s a pretty high percentage for a group of parochial golfers.

I do so love the questioner's sense of profound disillusionment to learn that Greg Norman et. al. might not be fully as advertised....  The rest of us got there long ago.

But, Alan, what big names?  I'll grant you Cam and DJ, but it's pretty much rabbits form there down....

But isn't this the defining issue of the moment?

In your opinion how many more guys will go to LIV after Jan. 1? @KeithMcConnach1

Well, they need at least a couple more splashy signings, right? Otherwise it will feel like a letdown. But I think the number of attractive candidates is dwindling. Battle lines have pretty clearly been drawn, so if dudes with market value wanted to go they would be gone by now, for the most part.

As you'll know, that's my sense.  I've been saying no one else significant goes, or else they all go.  But, if Alan is correct, that makes LIV dead in the water, no?  Their fields are simply not credible as things now stand, no?

A couple of bits tangentially related.  First, one of the more strident voices in opposition to LIV has, perhaps, been outed:

 To be confirmed, but color me shocked that LIV would reject Billy Ho.... He seems such a perfect fit.

Folks are starting their year-end retrospectives, and this tweet form Alan belongs in them, especially for anyone, like that questioner above, that hasn't taken the full measure of Norman:

That photo seems to have been cut off, what you're seeing is Greg Norman responding to Shipnuck's text, denying knowledge that a goon was physically removing Alan from a LIV presser, all while watching in real time:


I remain convinced as ever that we can trust all content from Greg Norman....

Just one last in this vein:

Who is going to spill the beans on what Mickelson did or said to Perez’s wife? @teefoat

I hate to be a tease—actually, I love it—but I go deep on this topic in the new afterword I just typed for the paperback edition of “Phil,” which comes out next spring. Buckle up.

It's not just the Perez bit.  Alan had three scandals, not sure whether Pat's was included in that subset.

But I still think I'm due a refund for the hardcover, so I won't be in the market for any additional paid content from Alan.

This certainly won't get him on Jay's Christmas card list:

As it’s impossible to care about “The Match” or what happened at the Hero hit and giggle, I’m more interested in having your absolutely definitive list of next year’s major champions? @DebitStan

Masters: Cam Smith

PGA Championship: Dustin Johnson

U.S. Open: Jon Rahm

Open Championship: Max Homa

I've always thought that playing in LIV exhibitions can't possibly be good preparation, not that those two guys aren't studs.  But, without new defections, they'd need something like this to continue to justify their existence.

This seems, well, naively premature:

The Ryder Cup is now less than a year away. What is your prediction for Rome? I recall you making an infamous prediction for the 2018 Ryder Cup. #askalan @that_is_a_stat

Well, the prediction in question was for long-term U.S. dominance and the Americans have, in fact, won two of the last three Cups after two decades of futility. But the U.S. needs a victory on European soil before we can proclaim this a new era of Yankee hegemony. It’s going to happen in Rome. U.S. wins, 15-13.

Pretty hard to envision given all the uncertainties, both in terms of potential defections, as well as the legal issues (probably a European issue mostly).  I'm just hoping we have a Ryder Cup.

Zero seems the call here:

How many times will Tiger and Phil play golf in the same group before they become ceremonial starters at Augusta? Zero? Maybe one random weekend pairing at a major? @afree8383

Well, Tiger clearly has no interest in being paired with Phil, and the Tour and all of the governing bodies are certainly going to honor that when arranging Thursday-Friday pairings. And both of them making the cut at the same major championship looks increasingly unlikely. So I’m going to go with zero.

But I’m not sure the premise of your question even works because Mickelson may have forfeited his chance to be an honorary starter at the Masters. A friend of mine recently stayed at Augusta National for a few nights, and he reported that many of the green jackets were highly dismissive of Mickelson.

I think Jack Nicklaus is on the verge of ending his era as an honorary starter, which means Gary Player is going to be retired, too. Ben Crenshaw-Tom Watson is an easy choice to hold things down for the ensuing decade, but then what? Nick Faldo has the credentials but not the accrued goodwill. Bernhard Langer and Jose Maria Olazabal are both proud champions but not big enough names. I think Fred Couples is the answer. He would be a hugely popular choice, and Tiger loves him. If Mickelson gets back in the good graces of the green jackets, he can be the third wheel.

On the one hand, who gives a damn about honorary starters.  But, it's really kind of startling the extent to which Phil has s**t where you'd think he intends to keep eating, so I'm sure he'll be content to be an honorary starter for LIV.

Not a great post, I'll agree, but not half-bad for a day on which I had no intention of blogging.