Wednesday, June 5, 2019

Midweek Musings

We'll laugh, we'll cry.... Well, you will in any event.  I'll maintain a professional mien at all times....

Logo Madness - This is one the reader should feel free to laugh at, as it appears folks aren't thrilled with, wait for it, the logo commemorating next week's Open at Pebble.  It so happens that a lot of thought went into it... perhaps, you'll think, too much:
The updated 2019 logo retains the tree, but removed the cliff and simplified the surrounding design in an attempt to feel “contemporary and fresh, yet also to embrace the grand tradition of this world-class tournament,” according to Seghers. 
The wavy embellishment underneath the tree represents the crashing waves off Pebble’s 7th and 8th holes, as well as the wing of America’s national symbolic bird, the bald eagle. The eagle was the primary focus in the logo for the 1982 U.S. Open at Pebble Beach (see photo below). 
Each stripe on the wave embellishment represents a year that Pebble Beach has hosted the U.S. Open. There are six total: 1972, 1982, 1992, 2000, 2010 and 2019. 
There is also meaning behind the “chevron” shape of the logo. Seghers explains that it’s meant to evoke “a classic sense of sophistication famously associated with the legacy of golf at Pebble Beach.”
Boy, these guys are good!  Or live under a rock or something....  It's not offensive or anything, but the crashing of the waves?  And couldn't they work in a marine layer or two?

But that's not the amusing part.  Can you guess what's got folks' panties in a twist?  Anyone?  Bueller?

Don't blame yourself, you'd have to be actively hunting grievances to anticipate the Twitter mobs' outrage.  The issue seems to be a vague reminder of a certain professional sports team's logo, that bastion of the patriarchy:


Wow, it's uncanny.  It's one of those separated at birth moments....

We don't believe in coincidences here at Unplayable Lies, but Shack was all over this one:
And it’s just a coincidence that the Patriots have won….drum roll please, six Super Bowls since 2002.
Good one.  We're just lucky they came back to Pebble a year early to celebrate the resort's centennial...  Don't you think that by this time next year it'll be seven Super Bowls? 

For what it's worth, I prefer the 2010 logo:


 And the 1982 logo was just delightfully eccentric:


Couldn't do that today, because a bald eagle could never achieve lift-off with 460cc driver in its talons.

Nobody Said There Would be Math - Mark Broadie is back with a new stat, seemingly for the sole purpose of making our heads hurt.  I'll let him explain:
Brooks Koepka and Steve Stricker both shot 278 (-6) and finished an unremarkable T42 at the 2017 Waste Management Phoenix Open. The Jekyll-and-Hyde difference in how they did it was remarkable. 
Koepka had serious scoring volatility: He mixed one eagle and 20 birdies with 12 bogeys and two doubles. Steady Stricker had 11 birdies and five bogeys, with no eagles or doubles. I look at these stats and wonder: Is this tournament a true representation of their scoring styles? More important, how can we properly identify a player as volatile or steady-as-she-goes? 
To tackle these questions, it’s natural to look at bogey (or worse) and birdie (or better) rates. These are pretty straightforward stats. They’re also flawed, because they reward not just those who make fewer bogeys and more birdies, but those who do so on easier courses. Not all layouts are equal.
Which leads to this colorful graph:


I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, to find Phil's name on a graph measuring scoring volatility.  Who coulda seen that one coming.
Phil Mickelson held the title last year. In fact, Lefty has finished in the top 10 in volatility in 15 of the past 20 seasons! The “Phil the Thrill” moniker certainly is well-deserved, and his historical rankings help to validate our new score-volatility and steadiness measures. And speaking of steady, Billy Horschel is the current leader in the clubhouse in non-volatile scoring, with Ryan Moore taking the honors in 2018.
Billy Ho?  Didn't see that one coming...

Perhaps most interesting is its application to historical seasons.  For instance, anyone who sensed that Tiger Woods was good at this golf thing back in 2000 will not be shocked to learn the following:
Looking at the bigger picture (well, back to 1999 at least), the best at avoiding bogey or worse, adjusted for course difficulty, was Tiger Woods in 2000. That season, Woods made bogey or worse on a mere eight percent of the holes he played. (The PGA Tour average was 19 percent that season.) Tiger also comes out on top on the birdie side of the ledger—again during the 2000 season—where he won nine events, including three majors. 
That year, Woods scored birdie or better at an astounding 32 percent clip, 12 percentage points higher than the Tour average. Adjusted bogey and birdie rates reveal sort of a “no-duh” moment: Better players birdie more holes and bogey fewer holes. We need to further crunch the data to include what a player cards based on his skill level (“excess” birdie and bogey rates).With these final adjustments, the current season leader in scoring volatility is—drum roll, please—Cameron Champ.
Well, we haven't seen much of Cam lately, so I'm guessing he hasn't been all that good at bogey avoidance lately. 

I'm a fan of Mark's work and I greatly enjoyed that evening a few years ago when I was seated next to him at the Met. Golf Writers Awards Dinner.  But this stat seems thus far to tell us only that which our eyes can readily discern, which I'm guessing Mark knows quite well.  I'll be curious as to where he can take this, either as an analytic or predictive tool.

Worth A Look? - A question for you kids.  What's the best golf movie ever?

Sorry, it's a trick question, because there isn't one....  Sorry, Caddyshack is simply too painful to watch in its entirety, and Tin Cup is a poor man's Bull Durham.   But this seems promising:




Shack has a list of participants:
We don’t get many great golf films so run out and see this wonderful look at all things caddie. Here’s the list of theaters and just some of the cameos include: Ben Crenshaw, Michael Greller, Carl Jackson, Rick Reilly, Nick Faldo, Greg Puga, Curtis Strange, Fanny Sunesson, Lee Trevino, Tom Watson, Steve Williams and Fuzzy Zoeller, plus rare footage from Augusta National!
Narrated by Bill Murray, who has some first-hand experience in the trade.

Holywood Days - Not a typo, just a different Holywood.  Regular readers know that I am over the moon at The Open Championship's return to Royal Portrush in July.  My excitement is a result of a profound love and appreciation of these links, as well as for the long-suffering people of Ulster.  

I bring this up because The Open's webpage has a story and video  (alas, a format this technophobe is unable to embed) of that day a 16-year old Rory McIlroy torched the Dunluce for a course-record 61.  
That was special enough but the back nine was something else. An eagle at ten was
followed by a birdie at 11 and then five straight birdies to finish – including one at the treacherous par-three ‘Calamity’. 
“There are not many golf rounds where I remember every shot but for that round, I do,” McIlroy said. 
“I knew the record was 64. Once I got to nine-under through 16, I thought if I could par the remaining two and set the new record that would be pretty special. 
“The 17th at the time was a par-five and the easiest birdie on the course. That took me to ten-under and I just thought, don’t screw this up. 
“I hit a perfect drive and a good eight iron into the heart of the green. I just wanted to two-putt but ended up rolling it in. I did not care what the score was, I just wanted the course record.” 
“I had my dad and a couple of uncles walking round and a mate of mine was on the bag. He had just turned 16 as well!”
Lest you be dismissive, this was in competition, specifically qualifying for the North of Ireland Championship, and the course was set up to play difficult.  Though a quibble, that famous Par-3 is named Calamity Corner... See:


I'm sure I have a version of that in my own photo archives, but I'm a lazy blogger.  Left is Bobby Locke's Hollow, and right is....  well, right is why Bobby Locke bailed out left all four days in 1951.  

As we've discussed a number of times, they will not be playing the same golf course that Rors played, as he notes:
Will lighting strike twice? 
Perhaps only Darren Clarke knows Royal Portrush better than McIlroy. The course is effectively a white blank page to the top players, many of whom have never stepped foot on the first tee box. 
Yet, it also looks slightly different. The Dunluce Course has undergone several changes, with the old 17th and 18th holes removed and two new ones built into the middle of the round. 
But the prospect of becoming Champion Golfer of the Year on home soil is something he relishes. 
“I shot 62 at Quail Hollow in 2010 on the old set-up and then they went and redesigned it and I went back in 2015 and shot 61 on the new course. 
“Hopefully the same things happen at Royal Portrush. I hold the record on the old course, but it would be special to come back to The Open and break it on the new one.”
Irony alert.  This record is quite curious, in that Rory is not actually all that good at this links golf thing, more comfortable in calmer and softer conditions.  Can't wait.

But The Narrative? - Hank Haney seems intent on not going graciously into that good night....  I'm pretty sure that will only make matters worse for him, though we'll get some low-impact blogging out of it.

We saw him take credit for picking the winner of the U.S. Women's Open, though from my vantage point I thought he missed it by six.  Now he takes on that most recent critic:
Hank Haney refuses to back down. The embattled swing coach lashed out at Tiger
Woods on Tuesday, reigniting the controversy surrounding Haney’s remarks on the U.S. Women’s Open last week. 
“Amazing how Tiger Woods now has become the moral authority on issues pertaining to women,” Haney wrote in a tweet. “I spent 6 great years coaching Tiger, and not one time did he ever hear me utter one sexist or racist word. Now, in addition to being a 15 time major champion, I guess he thinks he’s also a mind reader? #glasshouses”
Hmmmm... did Tiger have some kind of issue with women?  I must have been away or something....Though I was reliably informed that Tiger has "found his voice", so he's got that going for him.

Mark Parsinen, R.I.P. - The man behind Kingsbarns and Castle Stuart has died:
A successful businessman turned developer and architect, Mark Parsinen created two of Scotland’s most important new courses of the last century. Both Kingsbarns and Castle Stuart have become centerpieces of Scottish golf travel, beloved European Tour venues
and important efforts in showing that a “links” could be crafted out of an undesirable site. 
His death June 3 of a stroke at age 70 was met with tributes from the golf world. 
“We have never worked with anyone so active and engaged in the design of a golf course as Mark was at Castle Stuart,” said architects Gil Hanse and Jim Wagner in a statement upon learning the news of their co-architect’s passing. “Thoughtful, passionate, articulate, and constantly probing to solve the riddles that the land provided us with, Mark was so excited to develop ‘the code’ that became our philosophy as we designed and built in the field in Inverness.”
 As some of you know, I met Mark and played Cypress Point with him back in the 1980's, when he was developing Granite Bay, a Robert Trent Jones, Jr. course outside Sacramento.  I didn't realize that Kyle Phillips was involved with Granite Bay, but it makes sense since Mark hired him to design Kingsbarns.

It was a very risky, but interesting thing to watch an American be the driving force behind new links projects in Scotland.  A new links strike one as an oxymoron, the history and timelessness of the existing course being so integral to their appeal.  But Mark proves us all wrong, building two forst-class facilities that traveling golfers and Scots enjoy equally.

That should keep you ungrateful wretches happy for the moment.  Hope to see you here tomorrow as well. 

Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Tuesday Tidbits

A slightly tardy arrival at the keyboard this morning, so thanks for waiting....

Scenes From The Sectionals - I did manage to make it out to Old Oaks yesterday afternoon, and ran into everyone from Kelli Kraft to Bobby D.  I'm pretty certain that that's the first time those two names have ever appeared in the same sentence.  So, who made it?
It is called the longest day in golf, a name bearing affection, excitement, drama and heartache. Ten U.S. Open sectional qualifiers were held on Monday, with invites to 
Anyone remember this guy?
Pebble Beach on the line to 60 lucky individuals. To earn a trip to the Monterey Peninsula, players have to survive 36 holes and some of the stiffest competition the game has to offer. A sentiment underlined in Columbus, where half the field was comprised of players who compete the previous week in the Memorial. 
Qualifier tickets had already been punched via regionals in Dallas and Japan. The Texas site produced notables such as 49-year-old former Masters winner Mike Weir, Web.com Tour player Scottie Scheffler (the 22-year-old has already locked up his PGA Tour card for the 2019-'20 season) and Oklahoma State's Austin Eckroat, while half the Japanese field withdrew before completing their round.
Yeah, that Japanese qualifier put Walton heath to shame.  Here's Geoff's take on the prior leader in the clubhouse:
Hey only 20 WD’s this year at the Walton Heath qualifier. I had the over 23…
 I'll lead with the one that I actually saw:
Century Country Club & Old Oaks Country Club, Purchase, N.Y. 
The most popular firefighter in golf is back on one of its biggest stages. Former U.S. Mid-Am Champ Matt Parziale, who finished tied for low amateur honors at Shinnecock, earned one of the four spots available at the Purchase venue, his one-over score good enough for T-2 with Andy Pope. Wake Forest's Cameron Young took medalist honors at four under, while Rob Oppenheim beat Kelly Kraft in the second hole of sudden death to capture the final slot. 
Teenager Garrett Engle missed the playoff by two shots. PGA Tour players Jim Herman and J.J. Henry also missed out. 
Qualifiers: Cameron Young (a), Matt Parziale (a), Andy Pope, Rob Oppenheim
That is Matt Parziale in the photo above, who you might remember from his magical week at Augusta.

I've mentioned David Pastore a few times in these pages, anointing him the Official Struggling Tour Professional of Unplayable Lies™an honorary title at best.  David's brother Paul works at Fairview, and made it through Local Qualifying.  That's who I went out to see, and ran into several of my fellow club members.

Paul was paired with the aforementioned Kelli Kraft, and I was able to pick them up on the 17th green, their 8th hole of the afternoon round.  I've played with David a couple of times, but not with Paul to date.  It was a little shocking to see him him blowing it past Kelli, a man that's made a living on tour.  he was a good thirty yards past him on some holes, but the difference inside 125 yards was quite telling.

I followed Paul and Kelli through the seventh hole, but things were going per-shaped for Paul.  However, Kelli was grinding as he was close to the number needed.  I decided to start the long walk home (all but the first and last holes of Old Oaks are across Purchase Street) after they finished that seventh hole, but as I looked back I saw Paul and Kelli preparing to hit their approach shots into No. 8.  

Kelli hit first, and it was a curious shot for a guy with his name on his golf bag.  The 8th green is a two-tiered affair, with the pin located on the front portion.  Kelli's approach shot hit on the top tier, and took a sizable hop and settled on a downslope in the rough.  The greens were not lightning fast due to all the rain we've received, but the caddie-player discussion centered around the line needed to keep the ball on the green.

I sensed that the next couple of minutes would determine whether Kraft might qualify, and it was well worth delaying my departure.  Despite his caddie imploring him to put height under his chip, that was a big ask given the downslope lie.  His chip came out low but soft, initially begging the issue of whether it would even reach the ridge.  It barely scaled the summit, then trickled some ten feet past the pin.  His par putt was equally dramatic, initially hanging on the lip...  Well, more than just initially, as we saw Kelli give it the arm-motion countdown.  Then, conceding defeat, he moved to tap her in, whereupon the ball dove six inches down.

Had he qualified, this would have been the defining moment.  Alas, a near miss, but fun to watch him go about his business.

I'll compile a list of qualifiers, and you'll see quite a few familiar names:
Walton Heath Golf Club (England)

Qualifiers: 1: Dean Burmester, Sam Horsfield, Marcus Fraser, Clement Sordet, Matthieu Pavon, Lee Slattery, Marcus Kinhult, Rhys Enoch, Adri Arnaus, Justin Walters, Daniel Hillier (a), Thomas Pieters, Merrick Bremner, Renato Paratore
Streamsong Resort, Streamsong, Fla.

Qualifiers: Callum Tarren, Luis Gagne (a), Guillermo Pereira
Gotta say, 36 holes in Florida in June...  You have to want it bad.
RattleSnake Point Golf Club, Milton, Ontario

Qualifiers: Tom Hoge, Sepp Straka, Austin Cook, Hudson Swafford
Hawks Ridge Golf Club, Ball Ground, Ga. 
Qualifiers: Ollie Schniederjans, Noah Norton, Chandler Eaton, Roberto Castro
Does one of those names ring a bell?  Shack touts a longshot:
Todd Kelley reports on the top college players who made it, including Duke’s Chandler Eaton. Uh, 90 years ago, Chandler Egan unveiled a redo of Pebble Beach and reached the 1929 U.S. Amateur semifinals on the course he designed. Just saying…
Woodmont Country Club, Rockville, Md.

Qualifiers: Billy Hurley III, Joseph Bramlett, Ryan Sullivan
Brookside Golf & Country Club and Scioto Country Club, Columbus, Ohio

Qualifiers: Luke Guthrie, Anirban Lahiri, Sam Saunders, Jhonattan Vegas, Rory Sabbatini, Jason Dufner, Chesson Hadley, Erik Van Rooyen, Luke Donald, Aaron Baddeley, Brandon Wu (a), Ryan Fox, Collin Morikawa (a), Kyoung-Hoon Lee
This is always the biggest qualifying site, as all the non-exempt guys that played in Jack's event stick around to play here.

I'm thrilled that my favorite Slovak golfer qualified, along with Kiwi Ryan Fox, who is insanely long.  Not that that will be all that helpful at this specific venue, but it's not only chicks that dig the long ball.
Big Canyon Country Club/Newport Beach Country Club, Newport Beach, Calif.

Qualifiers: Chun An Yu (a), Haydn Shieh, Richard Lee, Stewart Hagestad (a), Andreas Halvorsen 
Springfield Country Club, Springfield, Ohio.

Qualifiers: Zac Blair, Chip McDaniel, Brian Stuard, Nick Hardy, Brett Drewitt 
Wine Valley Golf Club, Walla Walla, Wash.

Qualifiers: Eric Dietrich, Matthew Naumec, Spencer Tibbits (a)
It's a great day for golf, and I love the mix of grizzled veterans and kids.  The USGA has posted a slideshow of photos from all the qualifying sites as well. 

On Pebble - Shack has been posting flyover videos of the holes for a few days now, and has therefore reached Peak Eye Candy.  Specifically, the seventh and eighth holes today.  I think Pebble is sufficiently familiar to us all that I don't feel compelled to go along for the ride, though when he posts the old-time photos it's quite a different matter entirely.

For instance, get a load of this photo of the 8th green at the 1929 U.S. Amateur:


Look at that right bunker that seems to scale the cliff!  Compare and contrast to the current green, which appears to have lost much of its original left side:


Which begs the question, do women know about shrinkage?  Seinfeldian references aside, the loss of area on these greens is quite dramatic, but at least they've rebuilt the two most problematic examples from 2010, Nos. 14 and 17.  My guess is that we'll identify a few more that need attention next week, as it's not a factor in the soft and more amateur conditions during the clambake.

He's also got an interesting photo of the 7th green:


Here's Geoff's take:
I won’t bother with the 1929 look as we focus on the present, but I had to grab the 1972 version (above) so you can see how much of the green had been lost by then. And yet, there was a nicer shape on the right side defining the back right peninsula. 
Either way, with shape and character or more circular, the 7th is arguably golf’s most dramatic location and dramatic shot, and one fine place to hang out during next week’s U.S. Open.
He won't, but I will.... here's what this iconic hole looked like at that 1929 Amateur:


Which do you prefer?

One interesting aspect to an Open at Pebble, is that it's a fairly recent thing.  That 1929 Amateur was an inadvertent event of historic significance, with Bobby Jones shockingly losing in the first round, and using his free time to play Cypress Point and Pasatiempo with Marion Hollins.  As you might have heard, Jones went on to build a golf course with the designer of those two gems, and it's had some enduring appeal.

John Strege has a fun item on the decision to take the Open to Pebble in '72:
Pebble Beach is located in a forest, though not the Amazon Rainforest or the Siberian taiga. Either might have been a reasonable assumption given the USGA’s handwringing over taking the U.S. Open to the Del Monte Forest for the first time. Remote was an understatement to the blue-blazer, blue-blood denizens from the northeast. It was part of California’s own flyover country, somewhere between San Francisco and Los Angeles, its most populated neighboring city the farming hub of Salinas. 
“Pebble Beach was at the end of the world,” the late Frank Hannigan told me once in recalling the USGA’s concerns. Hannigan was its tournament relations manager then, before becoming its executive director. “We considered going to Pebble Beach for the ’72 Open very risky. There might not have been anybody there. We thought, ‘People can’t get to Pebble Beach.’ The U.S. Amateur was played at Pebble Beach [in 1961] and nobody was there.” 
Turns out, though, that the earth wasn’t flat and Pebble Beach wasn’t teetering on its edge. Many found their way to Pebble Beach, including this writer and friends, who bought tickets at the gate, though the ability to do so perhaps suggests the USGA’s crowd concerns were not necessarily unfounded. The Open was not a sellout.
John also adds some fun history, reminding of another era in which the USGA attempted, with decidedly mixed results, to expand the rota:
The USGA tepidly agreed to an Open at Pebble Beach only after Del Monte Properties president Tim Michaud offered the association a $250,000 guarantee, “so you won’t lose money,” Hotelling said. “You’ll make money, guaranteed, no risk.” 
At the time, the USGA was in the midst of expanding its portfolio of Open courses beyond the traditional sites—Oakmont, Oakland Hills, Baltusrol, Merion, Winged Foot and others, Fay said. “Seventy-two at Pebble Beach, 1970 was Hazeltine [National Golf Club], 1969 was Champions Golf Club in Houston, 1976 was the Atlanta Athletic Club, 1964 it went to Congressional, ’65 was Bellerive. They were sort of in the midst of taking a look at fresh faces.”
Didn't like Chambers Bay and Erin Hills?  Those were home runs compared to Hazeltine (anyone seen Dave Hill lately?), Bellerive and AAC!

But color me skeptical on this rousing coda:
“The combination of characteristics of that golf course are not reproducible anywhere,” Tatum said. “The routing is absolutely brilliant. It picks up as much of the coastline that makes it so very special as you can get in that property. 
“Pebble Beach as an Open site is as good as it gets.”
In fact perhaps they give the game away above that, with this:
In 1992, on a difficult course in windy conditions, Kite at a less dramatic juncture delivered an equally important and memorable hole-out, a chip from gnarly rough behind the seventh green. 
Tiger in the 2000 Open produced a highlight reel all his own, winning by a record 15 shots. “Just the perfect display of golf,” runner-up Ernie Els called it. “If you want to watch a guy win the U.S. Open playing perfectly, you've just seen it.” 
And Graeme McDowell of Northern Ireland was a popular winner of the 2010 U.S. Open, though his victory likely broke the chain of Hall of Fame winners at Pebble Beach.
Popular?  Next thing you'll tell us is that he's a good dancer and makes all his own clothes.

That 2010 Open was more problematic than they want to let on, making this a high risk week for the USGA.  As you no doubt know, I've been a Pebble skeptic for many years....  Oh, it's pretty great at its best, but there's far more undistinguished holes than you'd suspect, and their small greens are a tough fit with U.S. Open conditions.

I'll remind you that those Saturday pins on Nos. 13 and 15 last year were perfectly fine at 10:00 a.m., not so much mid-afternoon and later.  Seaside golf courses change dramatically during the day, as does the strength and direction of the wind.  When you're trying to present a stern test, that necessarily means you have the golf course on the edge....

To everyone that says that the USGA can't screw up Pebble, I say they've already done it twice.  It's also conceivable that they'll go too far in the opposite direction, think Sunday at Shinny last year.  I'm almost to the point where I'd suggest that USGA stick to parkland golf courses...

Where There's A Will... - Alistair Tait chronicles the Euro Tour's attempts to rid the game of the scourge of slow play:
“Our aspirational goal is to cut 15 minutes off a round on a daily basis,” Pelley said during the 2016 Abu Dhabi HSBC Golf Championship. 
The Tour introduced a policy that included increased fines, but it obviously hasn’t had the desired effect. 
“The problem is players don’t care if they are five, 10 or 20 minutes behind,” Molinari said. “They just play at their own pace. If they make 1.5 million euros a year and they pay a few thousand in finances, then they don’t care. When you have some players with that attitude, then it spoils it for everyone else.” 
The tournament committee met at Hillside Golf Club during the British Masters, and slow play was discussed at length.
Sure, professional golfers do pretty much everything at length.

But see what you think of this:
Pelley told Golfweek that steps are being taken. 
“What has to happen is we collectively as administrators have to get on the same page on slow play because it isn’t just a European Tour issue,” Pelley said. He added that administrators from the European Tour, USGA, R&A and PGA Tour met in April in Augusta, Ga., to discuss the issue. Talks will resume at the British Open at Royal Portrush. 
There is a will to tackle this issue across the game,” Pelley said.
And the evidence of this will is what exactly?  Because I see none of it....

 I'm off to Wykagyl today, but will look forward to our time together tomorrow.

Monday, June 3, 2019

Weekend Wrap

And a good weekend it was, though I did find myself going into pocket both days...  First world problems for sure, though they are my first world problems.

Six Shooter - Haney makes the call, and the SJW's are outraged....  But first, the golf:
South Korea's Jeoung Lee6, or, as she prefers, just plain old "Six," captured the 74th U.S. Women's Open on Sunday at the Country Club of Charleston for her first-career LPGA
victory. The 23-year-old from South Korea carded a one-under 70, the only under-par round of any of the 10 players in the final five groups. 
On another sweltering day in Charleston, almost every player in contention through 54 holes wilted under the major championship pressure and in difficult conditions on the baked-out, firm and fast Seth Raynor design. Those other nine players in the final five pairings played the course in a a combined 30-over par, the lowest score among them being a 73 posted by Lexi Thompson.
For anyone in a bubble this week, here's the background on her alphanumeric name:
Lee6, who has the six at the end of her name because she was the sixth player named Jeongeun Lee on the Korean LPGA Tour, could not have picked a better week to earn her first LPGA victory. Earlier this week, the USGA raised the U.S. Women's Open purse to $5.5 million, a $500,000 bump from a year ago. That brought the first-place winner's check to $1 million, making it the second-biggest prize for a winner on the LPGA behind only the CME Group Tour Championship, where the winner receives $1.5 million.
I think it's completely charming how sh'e embraced that name, as if she's channeling her inner Johnny Rivers:
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
I know, in this case they merely appending a numeral to he name, but I don't know a song that qualifies.

I watched quite a bit of it on the last two days, and I thought the golf course looked fantastic.  The reverse-redan 11th got much of the attention, but did you catch that 16th green?  It looked like two handicap ramps on both sides of a deep bunker fronting the green.  Way cool...  I also especially liked how close the tees were to the greens.  Anyone hitting long on that 11th hole was likely to end up on the 12th tee....

Several issues present, first the Tour Confidential gang take on the importance of a venue:
2. At another Open — the U.S. Women’s Open — Jeongeun Lee6 of South Korea prevailed Sunday with a final-round 70 to edge a trio of chasers, including Lexi Thompson, by two shots. One of the other clear winners of the week was the course, 
the Seth Raynor-design at the Country Club of Charleston. If social media was any indication, fans delighted in seeing the old-timey layout in action. How much do you suppose an interesting venue — at either a men’s or women’s tournament — influences whether viewers will tune in?
Marksbury: I think the venue only moves the meter when the course is generally shrouded in (secrecy or ultra-exclusive, a la Pine Valley or Cypress Point. That said, I was onsite for this week’s Women’s Open and loved seeing that crazy-cool reverse-Redan green (the par-3 11th at the Country Club of Charleston) in person, and it’s nice to know that viewers thought it was interesting too. 
Shipnuck: I think as golf course architecture has become more accessible and democratic the average golf fan is taking a greater interest in course design, especially when it comes to places we rarely see. CCC was certainly a big talking point on Twitter feed. The names on the leaderboard still matter most, though.
Fair enough as far as they go, though I do think they missed a rather obvious point.  To wit, the PGA could play in a WalMart parking lot, and folks would tune in.  Venue decision such as this are far more important for the lesser tours and events, and there's little doubt that the USGA hit a home run here.  They're also doing well with even small events such as the Walker and Curtis Cups....  we are actually going to see the young men playing Cypress Friggin' Point in a few years.... be still my foolish heart.

And I'll anxiously await this coming Josh Sens article:
Sens: I just finished reporting a story that deals in part with the architecture buffs of the digital age. There are lots of aspiring Robert Hunters out there. As Alan says, architecture has become more accessible and democratic. But what has changed far more is the channels people have to discuss it. Everyone has a voice. Obviously, that’s not always a positive thing in other arenas. But when it comes to nerding out on architecture, it’s good harmless fun. As for whether all that Twitter chatter bumps the ratings? Maybe. But not nearly as much as an A-list leaderboard.
The dark side of the week was pace of play....  The ladies were out there for an eternity, and we can't blame long walks to back tees in this instance.
3. A less positive storyline from the Women’s Open was pace of play. Andrea Lee, a 20-year-old amateur who plays college golf at Stanford, was handed a slow-play penalty during the third round of the event, but the reprimand didn’t come without controversy. The entire event was played with a sluggish pace, and many thought it was unfair (peculiar?) that an amateur — who can’t earn any money and therefore won’t lose any cash for enforced penalty strokes — was called out. Are governing bodies fearful to call these penalties against pros, or was Lee simply the only player who warranted a penalty? 
Zak: Yes, I think governing bodies are fearful to call those penalties, though the USGA has far fewer opportunities than the PGA Tour does. And considering the question above re: USGA approval with male pros, it’s probably best they don’t hand out a penalty at Pebble or GroupThink Tour will have their way on social media. 
Marksbury: They need more penalties out there! My goodness, it was SLOW. I really don’t understand the disconnect. During my lone USGA championship experience, there were numerous checkpoints and I was TERRIFIED to cause my group to be put on the clock. Pace of play was set around 4:15. Why that can’t happen at the pro level boggles my mind. Once you’re on the clock, all it takes is a second personal bad time, and you’re penalized. Pros know how to work the system to avoid that second bad time, and unfortunately, amateurs do not. Maybe the solution really is continual timing on every shot, as opposed to waiting until a group is out of position.
Does this ring a vague bell?  Yup, Woodie with the tip-in:
Wood: Easy target. Much like Tianlang Guan at the Masters in 2013 when he was assessed a slow-play penalty. Did they deserve the penalties? Probably. Have other professionals done exactly the same things without receiving a penalty? Without a doubt. Here’s the main problem that slow play causes, and it’s not TV running over or players getting frustrated. At the highest levels of golf, it’s a competitive advantage to be a slow player. They get to play at the pace they prefer every single round, knowing the worst that can happen to them is they get put on the clock and maybe receive a fine. They get to be comfortable. A fast player rarely if ever gets to play at the pace that best suits his game. It’s not an option because you can’t go around groups of leave your playing partner behind. Fast players who get out here have to learn how to slow down, and it should be the other way around.
Good point by John about perverse incentives, and also the enforcement mechanism is defective.  Unless and until we're ready to time every player over every shot, we should probably just give up the fight.

Of course we can't leave this subject without a little Haneygate....  Shall we go to the tape?  This was Hnak last week on his SiriusXM radio program:
“I’m gonna predict a Korean,” Haney said. “That’s gonna be my prediction. I couldn’t name you, like, six players on the LPGA Tour.” 
The conversation continued. 
“Nah, maybe I could,” Haney said. “Well, I’d go with Lee. If I didn’t have to name a first name, I’d get a bunch of them right. I don’t know… Lexi Thompson… Michelle Wie’s hurt. I don’t know that many. Where are they playing, by the way?”
To predictable reactions... It's The Handmaid's Tale all over again... Hank is doubling down with his Nostradamus-like prediction, and it's not gonna be helpful for sure:
Congratulations to Jeougean Lee6 on your great win at the US Women’s Open. Who’s The Great Predictor now Steve Johnson @steveyrayj I knew a Lee would win.
— Hank Haney (@HankHaney) June 2, 2019
This wasn't a good idea under any circumstances, Hank, as the outrage mob refuses to be placated....  But in such circumstances, you might have taken an extra 15 seconds to, you know, get her first name correct.   

Look, hank's comments were stupid.... though the greater crime was that they lacked even a scintilla of originality.  But stereotypes typically have a basis in truth, and Hank's real crime was to state a bigger truth, that the dominance of South Korean players, with the same or similar names, is kind of a marketing problem for the LPGA.  And the Social Justice Warriors must absolutely hate that he was right....  What's worse to them, that the winner was named Lee or that the winner was named Lee6?

Of course the Golf.com gang are acting like peacocks on this, making sure their social justice bona fides are beyond reproach:
5. One day after Hank Haney made derogatory comments about women’s golf on his SiriusXM PGA Tour radio show, the long-time coach of Tiger Woods was suspended. (SiriusXM is reviewing his status going forward.) Haney was largely scrutinized by pros and in the press, and Woods spoke up, too. “He got what he deserved,” Woods said. Were you surprised to see Woods take such a strong, public stance on Haney? 
Zak: I was surprised, sure, but mainly unbothered because Tiger is on the right side of history here. Look no further than both of Michael Bamberger’s columns on the issue this week. 
Sens: Teed it up is right. Haney put his spikes in his mouth, and got a rightful slap-down. It was good to hear Tiger speak forthrightly. No doubt he took some pay-back pleasure in it as well. But it’s not like it was some kind of profile in courage to say what he said. This was an easy one to call Haney out on.
The right side of history?  This isn't slavery guys, it's a golf tour....Count me as one that didn't see Mike nail much of anything, though this header on Mike's second piece had me chuckling:
Tiger Woods’s blunt assessment of Hank Haney’s remarks is another sign that Tiger is finding his voice
If by finding his voice you mean piling on to settle an old personal grievance?   But by all means this is the civil rights issue of our era....  Eamon Lynch has been on fire recently, and he'll perhaps cost himself a few more friends with this hot take:
“The PGA Tour is committed to and proud of the increasingly diverse makeup of our fan base,” a statement read. “At the PGA Tour’s instruction Mr. Haney has been suspended from the SiriusXM PGA Tour Radio channel.” 
Concern for diversity, transparency and decisive action wasn’t as apparent a few years ago when Patrick Reed berated himself as a “f****** faggot” on live television after missing a putt. Or when Sergio Garcia joked about serving Woods fried chicken. Or when Ian Poulter tweeted the anti-Semitic slur “yids.” (That Poulter’s subsequent tweet apologizing was riddled with spelling errors at least confirmed it was authored by him and not his management).
I completely missed that lovely Poults slur, as if I needed another reason to dislike him.  But see what you think about these couple of 'graphs:
There was no shortage of LPGA professionals willing to call out Haney this week. They should be applauded for doing so. But they ought to have been equally forthright in speaking out against misogyny and racism two summers ago when they were contesting the U.S. Women’s Open at Donald Trump’s course in New Jersey. But the players then were almost entirely mute. 
By comparison, the response to Haney smacks of opportunism, a willingness to speak out only when there is no price for doing so. Castigating a semi-retired shock jock carries no risk. But if you’re going to defend the values of equality and common decency, then do so against everyone who violates them, rather than calibrating your response based on the stature or influence of the offending party.
I think Eamon makes a very good point about the SJW mob, that they only pile on when there isn't a price to be paid.  But he can't resist an Orange Man Bad moment, forgetting or ignoring that Trump has been a big supporter of women's golf.  I know, it really screws up the narrative, so that inconvenient truth (what a catchy phrases, somebody use it as a movie title) muct be buried.   

Scenes From Jack's Place - I didn't watch much of it, so I missed this feel-good story:
How it happened: Kaymer led by two after 54 holes and birdied four of the first 11, but
after back-to-back bogeys on 12 and 13 he was suddenly two back of Cantlay, who shot five under on the front nine and added birdies on 11 and 14, the latter good for a two-shot advantage. Cantlay, who started the day five behind Kaymer, added a birdie on the 15th en route to a smooth eight-under 64 and two-stroke victory. Adam Scott, who made birdies on 14, 15 and 16, finished second at 17 under. Kaymer (72) was alone in 3rd at 15 under, four back.
Why it matters: It’s Cantlay’s second career PGA Tour victory. He also won the Shriners Hospitals for Children Open in November 2017. Sunday also makes Cantlay, 27, an even trendier pick for the U.S. Open, which will rely on tight fairways and long rough like Muirfield Village. Cantlay has already played well in majors this season. He was T9 at the Masters and T3 at the PGA Championship. 
I'd argue that it matters more because of the nature of that which Cantlay has survived.  For anyone not familiar with his back story, Golf Digest has helpfully reposted this.  He's really good, and will get much attention heading into Pebble.

Folks will, of course, over-interpret this:
Tiger Woods might not have won the Memorial Tournament — which he’s done five times before — but his performance on Sunday at Muirfield Village was a fine statement and tune-up before the third major of the golf season. Woods shot a five-under 67 and
tied for 9th at nine-under overall. He was 10 back of winner Patrick Cantlay (19 under). 
Rocking his iconic Sunday red and black, Woods racked up five birdies over the first eight holes on Sunday in Dublin, Ohio, which started with back-to-back birdies at the 2nd and 3rd. That moved him to two-under on the day and six-under for the tournament. 
But after a par at the 13th hole, Woods’ hot streak was brought to a halt with a bogey at the 14th. It was his first of the round and second in as many days at the 14th. It dropped the 15-time major champion back to six under on the day and seven off the lead. A bogey at the 18th — he also made bogey there on Saturday — brought his final round to a close on a sour note.
Teeing off hours before the leaders on a rain-softened, course, I can't assign any particular significance to it.  Though, I'll readily agree, that it was far better than his PGA Championship tune-up.

 That TC panel does it's best James Holzhauer impression:
Zak: Tiger hit 75% of his fairways, and anytime he does that, this version of him is going to play well and contend. Bottom line. At a course like Pebble where you don’t
need the distance like players did at Bethpage, I’d expect a top 15 from Tiger.

Marksbury: Great stat, Sean. When Tiger won the Masters, he said it was one of the better driving weeks he’s had. His performance at Memorial coupled with his return to a venue like Pebble should send the hype-meter into the stratosphere. 
Shipnuck: Oh, hell yes! Pebble is definitely in play. 
Bamberger: The sweet smell of 16 coming off Stillwater Cove! He would have LOVE a back-nine 33 on Sunday at Memorial, just to put the kids on notice, but he looks good.
Sens: Top 10 at the very least. Bank it. 
Dethier: Gawd, was he good for the first 12 holes on Sunday — and the first nine holes on Saturday, for that matter. Those irons are nearly unparalleled. I might stubbornly pick him to win at Pebble, just like I did at Augusta (…and Bethpage). Luckily I have a week to decide. 
Wood: He’s Pebble ready. I’m guessing he’s hoping for firm and fast and windy. His comments this week about loving the old difficult U.S. Open setups make me think he’s in the mood for a fistfight, where the toughest player comes out on top. So many great storylines coming into Pebble, and of course Tiger is at the top of the list.
OK, let's go easy on them, as they're golf fans as well.  We all WANT Tiger to contend at Pebble, whether he will is a different matter...

Did you catch Phil on the weekend?  I'm pretty sure you didn't, since he failed to sniff the cut line:
6. Phil Mickelson carried two drivers in his bag at the Memorial — one for “cute baby cuts,” the other for “bombs” — then went on to miss the cut by four. Are we likely to see Phil take his two-driver strategy to Pebble? 
Zak: I think so, and good for him. Whatever works, right? Phil’s former coach, Rick Smith, confidently told me that Phil doing this shows he’s in the right mentality for Pebble. We’ll see if those fairways get hit. 
Shipnuck: It worked for Phil at the 2006 Masters, didn’t it? 
Bamberger: Would you really need to drivers on a course where you barely need one? And what is he taking out if he goes with two drivers? If there’s no 3-wood then of course that second driver essentially is one. Anyway, one of the many cool things about the game is you put in the clubs, 14 max, you think will help you shoot the lowers score.
Sens: Sure. Why not? By the way, how do you hit a “cute baby cut”? I only know how to hit the big ugly ones. 
Marksbury: I find it very bizarre and I hope he just picks a favorite going forward. 
Dethier: My sense is that Mickelson does best when he is going “full-Phil,” and that definitely seems to be the case here. I considered writing a full essay in praise of his decision to rip driver down the treacherous par-4 14th on Thursday at Memorial. If Mickelson continues to ride the ridge between ingenuity and madness, we’re all better off for it. 
Wood: Heck, I don’t know. It seems to me Pebble will be much easier with “cute baby cuts” that find the fairway over “bombs” that finish in the rough. BUT, Phil is Phil, and before last week, I believe he had used two drivers twice. He won at Sugarloaf the week before the Masters in 2006 by about 10, and then won the Masters. I don’t think he’s done it since, before last week. If I had to bet I’d bet he’ll go with the “cute baby cut” one and play a traditional set beyond that. Or maybe he’ll surprise us all and go Torrey Pines 2008 and not bring any drivers at all.
My Unified Theory of Phil™ is that his worst moments are always when he's trying to show us how smart he is.  So, why not three drivers on a golf course barely requiring the one?

All I remember of Phil from Torrey is that his brilliant strategy was undermined by failing to hit any fairways with the shorter clubs...  By all means, let Phil be Phil.

Did Someone Mention Pebble - Another effortless example from the King of Segues.  It's a gift that I'm happy to share with the world... Tiger had some interesting comments on U.S. Open set-ups over the weekend:
“I don’t know, we all have to play it,” he began. “And I don’t agree with some of the times when they move the tees up and change the golf course. I didn’t agree with the setup at 14 in ’08 [at Torrey Pines]. It was a great par 4, but why move it all the way up there and make it drivable?” 
Woods prefers a more traditional U.S. Open setup, where off-line shots are punished by punch-outs. 
“There was a time there where it was a brutal test, and then it became kind of a tricky decision you had to make, trying to bring in more options off the tees or into the greens. The Open has changed. I thought it was just narrow fairways, hit it in the fairway or hack out, move on. Now there’s chipping areas around the greens. There’s less rough. 
Graduated rough. They’ve tried to make The Open different and strategically different.
“I just like it when there’s high rough and narrow fairways, and go get it, boys.”
Woods said they started introducing graduated rough at Winged Foot in 2006, but seemed to have an even greater distaste for moving tees around. 
“Probably the biggest example of that was at 9 at Chambers [Bay, in 2015]. It was 240, 250 downhill and then 190, 200 playing straight up the mountain.”
The par 3 in question had two radically different sets of tees, which Woods found disagreeable. As for Chambers’ Bay’s 18th hole, which was played as a par 4 and a par 5 on different days? Woods could only laugh. “That’s the past,” he said.
he is the greatest player ever from rough, I've long believed. Even during that 2000-2002 Peak Tiger, he didn't hit all that man fairways.  But mostly our Tiger doesn't deal well with change....

Shack had this reaction, with which I agree:
I chuckled reading Tiger’s post-third round remarks at the Memorial longing for the old style U.S. Open setups, and criticizing the shifting of tees for variety.

It’s funny how quickly the players have forgotten how much they loathed the Meeks years and high-rough, high-luck setups with little in the way of intelligence required.
That reference is to Tom Meeks, and those U.S. Opens were painful indeed.  My feeling is that, in failing to control the equipment of golf, the USGA is getting that which it deserves.  The rest of us, alas, not so much.

The TC panel posits that the U.S. Open is broken:
1. Our national championship is under fire. Justin Thomas said last week, “We feel like the U.S. Open…gets out of hand almost every year.” Rory McIlroy added that the Open has “lost its identity” and that the USGA “needs to redeem themselves” at Pebble Beach in two weeks. Phil Mickelson said if it doesn’t rain there’s a “100 percent chance the USGA will mess up,” while Tiger Woods said he prefers the way Opens used to be set up, with long rough and narrow fairways. Players have always griped about Open setups but it’s hard to recall this many superstars simultaneously launching an offensive. Are the players overreacting, or is the U.S. Open broken? 
Sean Zak: Considering this is the only event that voluntarily puts itself in jeopardy of angering everyone, I’d say it’s a bit broken. Is the line between a 2-over winning score and 8-under so significant that courses become “lost?” (Shoutout Zach Johnson.) To actually answer the question, I think both things can be true. It’s a bit broken, but can be fixed! And the players have also overreacted. Oakmont’s tough setup was chalked up to a simply difficult course, and that was okay! Shinnecock was, too, until a couple brutal pin locations Saturday. Both things are happening at once. 
Michael Bamberger: That was an impressive job of getting all the hot-takes on the USGA in one place, and at least they are all on the record. Tiger’s opinion borders on fact: the U.S. Open has changed, and he pinpointed 2006 as the year, with the USGA’s decision to implement graduated rough. Phil’s comments are extreme, but that’s how he rolls, these days more than ever. You can ask some big and upsetting questions here: was Oakmont better with the trees, as it was in the 1960s and ‘70s and 80s, or without, as it was in the ‘20s and ‘30s — and this century? Mike Davis did not need to go on TV and apologize for a bad pin placement last year, and the players did not need to be so wildly negative about one bad pin. It’s all too much. I think the long-term solution here is to have a small rotation of courses that the players, the public and the USGA can get to know. That would go a long, long way toward creating identity. EVERY now and then, you could bring in something new, but one proven with other events beforehand. Five would be plenty: Shinnecock, Oakmont, Pebble would be my starting point. Maybe LACC — let’s see how that goes. Maybe Medinah. Maybe one of the Bandon courses. Pine Valley, if that could be worked out. I don’t think all those run-off areas are working. I’d suggest shorter lengths and, slower greens, which would bring in more players. The USGA has all its the agronomy available to it, and it is abusing the privilege. I’d suggest making fairway bunkers more meaningful as obstacles, as you could see on the fifth hole at Augusta National. Import some Depression-era sand.
Wow, Mike's a good guy, but there's no shortage of nonsense above.  First and foremost, if Medinah presents as an answer, one should assume that the wrong question is being asked.

And how are we served by throwing out Pine Valley or Bandon Dunes.  The former remote and unable and unwilling to handle the infrastructure, and the courses at Bandon top out at 6,500 yards.  

As for the players, I wish we could get them to go old school as well, and whine about the courtesy cars or clubhouse food:
Jess Marksbury: Criticizing the USGA seems to be the en vogue thing to do now, and I don’t think it’s a good look for these players. Soooooo whiny! It seems like a few legitimate mistakes have made the USGA into an easy scapegoat. They don’t always deserve it. Look at the last six U.S. Open champs: Koepka (x2), DJ, Spieth, Kaymer, Rose. I don’t see anything wrong with that illustrious group. That said, Pebble should be a slam-dunk success, and if it’s anything but, we maaaaaay have a problem. 
Alan Shipnuck,: Thank you, Jessica. Has the USGA screwed-up a bunch of things? Clearly. That’s been very well-documented. The players endless braying is getting old. Going back decades the USGA has sought to push players to the breaking point. That the blue coats are so deep in the head of so many players tells me the USGA must be doing something right.
Care for some more?
Josh Sens: Some of the issues people have griped about are outgrowths of the modern power game, which has led to some extreme measures to protect par. I suppose you could circle back to the USGA on that as well and complain about them letting the equipment get out of hand. But there’s been plenty of that kind of griping already, too. As others point out above, enough with the endless carping. Tedious. Fortunately, I doubt they’ll be much to grouse about at Pebble. So tried and trusted. What could possibly go wrong? Right?
It's always been curious to me that Pebble 2010 gets a pass, when it really was one of their worst set-ups.  Two greens were absolute disasters, and the USGA really should have gone back there without those greens (Nos. 14 and 17) being replaced.  Tried and true?  Not so much at that time of year and under U.S. Open conditions.

One more:
Dylan Dethier: I keep coming back to the answer Eddie Pepperell gave me last month, when I asked him if the USGA has a responsibility to keep players happy with their setup: “I’m not sure they do. I think if a player doesn’t like it, he can choose not to play it. It’s as simple as that, really. They’ve garnered enough respect in history to do kind of what they want to do with it. So I’m not that fussed about how hard it might be…It is what it is and I don’t care if it’s stupidly tough or a little bit easier. It’ll be what it’ll be, and from the viewer’s perspective, it can be fun.”
Eddie might just be the funniest guy out there...

The Longest Day -  No longer does Golf Channel pretend to cover it, but it remains quite the grind.  One of our shop guys is playing in the local sectionals, though family obligations will likely keep me from going out and walking a few holes with him.

Golf.com has an item on thirteen guys that surprisingly need to qualify:
Jason Dufner (Columbus, Ohio) — The 2013 PGA champion has played in the last nine U.S. Opens and has three top 10s. The five-time PGA Tour winner’s last victories were
at the CareerBuilder Challenge in 2016 and the Memorial in 2017, but he’s since dropped to 194th in the OWGR. 
Retief Goosen (Bowling Green, Fla.) — While former Masters, PGA and British Open champs can enjoy nice, long exemptions, the same can’t be said for U.S. Open winners. Goosen won in 2001 and 2004, but his 10-year winner’s exemption has long run out. He’ll get his first crack at the U.S. Senior Open later this month. 
Padraig Harrington (Milton, Canada) — No easy path for the 2020 European Ryder Cup captain. The three-time major champ has five top 10s in U.S. Opens and played in 16, but none since 2013. 
Max Homa (Columbus, Ohio) — Homa picked up his first PGA Tour victory at the Wells Fargo Championship last month but is still a win short from fulfilling an exempt category to enter the Open. He’s looking to compete in his first U.S. Open since 2013.
 The guy whose biggest sponsor is Dude Wipes isn't exempt?  Man, that's a shocker....

The only surprise on that list is Max Homa, whose win in Charlotte should have logically gotten him into the event.  

Snark aside, I do love that guys like this are trying to qualify.  It's quite the grind, so good for them.  Geoff has the definitive listing of all the made men trying to qualify.

Catch you tomorrow?