Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Tuesday Trifles

The road trip is on, as our threeball will be skiing The Bird today, where they've already broken 200" for the season.  

Paddy Time - For fans that can't get enough high-pitched men's voices, we've gotcha covered:
To the surprise of absolutely no one, Padraig Harrington will captain the European team that will defend the Ryder Cup at Whistling Straits in 2020. At a press conference on
Tuesday held in the clubhouse at the Wentworth Club just outside London—next door to the European Tour’s headquarters— the three-time major champion was unveiled as the successor to Thomas Bjorn. 
The third Irishman to lead the Old World side after Paul McGinley and Darren Clarke, Harrington was a racing certainty to be offered the job as soon as main rival Lee Westwood announced that he would not be a candidate until the 2022 matches in Rome.
The announcement comes less than a week after Harrington revealed he suffered a broken wrist in December that will prevent him from playing until at least February. 
Harrington is using a one-time exemption for being in the top 50 on the career PGA Tour money list in order to secure playing privileges in 2019 in the U.S., and hopes to return to play at the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am next month.
I, for one, want to know if he'll follow his predecessor and commit to a butt tattoo prior to the commencement of hostilities.

Shack, on the other hand, raises another issue, one well suited to a drinking game:
Over/under on the number of times during his Captaincy that Padraig is asked if 2020 Ryder Cup venue Whistling Straits reminds him of Irish links? 
450…ish?
I'll take the over.

When You Lie Down With Dogs... -  I meant to pair this with his comments on distance yesterday, but lost track of it in the excitement over discovering that our game is thriving.  But Commissioner Jay is all in on gambling:
PGA Tour commissioner Jay Monahan doubled down on his support for the legalization
of sports gambling on Saturday during his annual roundtable discussion with the media at the Sentry Tournament of Champions in Hawaii, stating that sports betting and gaming will lead to more interest and investment in the sport of golf. 
“Where we are from a gaming standpoint, I’ll break it down to two points. We have for the last couple of years put all the systems in place from an integrity program to monitoring program to our ShotLink technology in place so we can be in a position to participate,” Monahan said. “The reason we would do it is because we think gaming leads to more engagement.”
Engagement with whom?  Has our game benefited from its involvement with, say, Billy Walters?

Now I understand that legalized gambling is going to happen, and that the Tour can't just stick its head in the sand, but this feels unseemly.  I hope I don't sound like I'm being needlessly cynical, but is this really about engagement, or is it just perhaps about the vig the Tour expects to receive?  I know, I feel dirty even asking the question....

But he does stay on script:
Monahan said that he expects sports gambling in golf to be a “second-, third- or fourth-screen experience,” meaning that fans would follow any potential bets alongside the actual tournament broadcast. 
Monahan admitted during his press conference on Saturday that the side bets made between Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson during and before The Match made the event a particularly interesting experience for himself. He did not, however, place any money on the showdown between Tiger and Lefty back in November. 
“The one thing that I thought was interesting was at their press conference when Phil challenged [Tiger] to a first-hole birdie wager,” Monahan said. “To me, I was really interested in that as much as I was anything else. Obviously, it was a match and it was between the two of them, but it was an interesting way to start out the day.”
Yeah, perhaps, but it was the last interesting thing to happen that day, partially because Jay's Tour saw fit to limit the number of side bets.   

My sense is that gambling on golf will prove a non-event, because the professional gamblers have many better options.  Ironically, our game which is so conducive to gambling among participants, is uniquely ill-suited to the daily wagering needs of the addicted....

An Inevitable Header - It's a profile of a longstanding player-caddie relationship, and you'll understand my header about this one:
Bubba and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Of course, it hasn't been without its challenges: 
They survive everything. Watson and Scott are entering their 13th year together, one of the most prominent duos still intact. Among major winners, Lucas Glover and Don
Cooper are believed to be the most enduring team, approaching 17 years, but their recognition level doesn’t approach Watson and Scott. Meanwhile, consider some of the high-profile pairings that have dissolved in recent years: Phil Mickelson and Jim (Bones) Mackay, Jason Day and Col Swatton and, most recently, Zach Johnson and Damon Green. 
“You think of perfect teams, and Bubba and Teddy are like that. They are fabulous together,” said Paul Tesori, who has caddied for former U.S. Open champion Webb Simpson for eight years.
 I especially liked this about their early days:
Their first golf tournament together was the 2007 Deutsche Bank Championship in Boston, where Watson finished tied for 12th. The following week at the Canadian Open, he was T-14. Scott didn’t have to do much—just tote the sticks and bark out yardages. 
“I gave him two things: Don’t talk about money and know that if I have a swing I have a shot,” said Watson, 40, who lives in Pensacola, Fla. “Very next week in Canada he came to me, and he said, ‘I know we’re not supposed to talk about money, but we haven’t talked about pay yet.’ Yeah, that was kind of important.” 
Never mind that Scott was unsure of his value. 
“I didn’t really feel like I was being a caddie at first, just carrying a bag,” Scott, 45, recalled. “But then I saw him play, the shots he would hit, some really wild shots, the curves were even bigger then, but it was enjoyable for me to watch a guy with that much talent, and I knew he had potential. Eventually, he got to asking me about certain shots or reading putts, and the thing is I had to see how he could play and then I could help him.”
What would prepare someone to caddie for Bubba?  Maybe looping for Hogan in the fifties, but there's nothing remotely comparable in the modern game.

Bubba draws a lot of hate, unfairly in my mind, but these two are well n their way to getting Bubba into the Hall of Fame.  Not bad for a kid from Bagdad.

Nothing To see Here -  One wise man said, referring to the distance explosion, that Augusta would always be defensible, but not the Old Course.  Submitted for your consideration:


That sound you hear is the grinding of my teeth....

Miss Congeniality - Did you hear about the award given to a couple of golfers last week?  You'll quickly get my header:
5. Justin Thomas and Lexi Thompson graced the National League of Junior Cotillions’ list of the “10 Best-Mannered People” of 2018. According to your on-job experience, which two golfers (male and female) would you award for such an esteemed honor?
My understanding is that they're both excellent dancers and make their own clothes....I'm guessing that JT will take some grief over this, and most of the actual answers are what we'd  expect. 
Sens: Lydia Ko and Tony Finau. If there are more gracious Tour pros out there, I haven’t met them. 
Ritter: Two great picks, Josh. I’ll take Stacy Lewis and Bernhard Langer.
OK, Stacey had a time when she was prone to some whining, but she's obviously a wonderful ambassador for the game.  But, just as one's eyes glaze over, comes this:
Bamberger: Hard not to go with Vijay. On the women’s side, another older-but-goodie: the Hall-of-Famer Meg Mallon.
Veej?  I certainly never saw that one coming...  Next we know, he'll be nominating Robert Allenby for the Payne Stewart award....

 Time to pack up the boot bag.... Catch you tomorrow?

Monday, January 7, 2019

Weekend Wrap, Powder Day Edition

We've got 15" of fresh stuff, and it's still coming down....  See what I do for you folks?

Type Casting - OK, I saw only a bit of it, after I'd made it through my tapes of the football games, but my reaction is that all involved were perfectly cast.  First, the two main protagonists:
Gary Woodland has held the 54-hole lead seven times throughout his career. 
Xander Schauffele doesn’t know what that feels like.
Schauffele is used to moving up from behind the pack and he did it again Sunday, shooting 11-under 62 while overcoming a 6-stroke deficit to beat Woodland by a shot and pick up his fourth career PGA Tour win at the Tournament of Champions. 
“I think the next step in my career is to learn to be cool under the gun, having a lead and maintaining it,” Schauffele said. 
First things first for the 25-year-old – Appreciate a day like Sunday’s final round at Kapalua’s Plantation Course. It included two spectacular eagles, first with a 54-foot putt at the par-5 ninth and later a 106-yard hole-out at the par-4 12th.
It's what he does, and sufficiently often to warrant our attention.  As for Woodland, I would imagine he's a big fan of Charles Howell's recent win:
That brings us to Woodland and the cruel nature of competition. For some, like Schaufelle, winning seems to come so easily. For others it seems very hard despite talent that is not disproportional to ones counterparts. 
Woodland has failed to convert all seven of those 54-hole leads. This week marked his 10th career runner-up finish compared to three Tour wins, all of them via comeback. 
He shot 5-under 68 throughout a bogey-free final round but couldn’t birdie the par-5 18th in order to force a playoff, missing a 10-foot putt after a mediocre chip shot. Woodland stood tall and congratulated Schauffele outside the scoring trailer ahead of a post-round interview press conference, a request some players definitely would have turned down.
He didn't play poorly at all, and made quite the clutch matching birdie on the difficult 17th....  and yet, it looked as though his life were flashing in front of his eyes as he tentatively played the 18th.

OK, so who else played to type?  And no, the Bears are not an acceptable answer, though ski buddy Mitch will be cranky, a rarity on powder days.  Dave Shedloski had this poignant header at the close of business Saturday:
I'm gonna go with "No" here....  A strong, resounding no.....

But wait, we're not even close to done here....  There was DJ doing DJ things as well:
It didn’t take long for the Rules of Golf to strike on the PGA Tour in 2019. The unlucky
victim of his own mistake is none other than Dustin Johnson. DJ’s blunder at the Tournament of Champions is the first official rules infraction of the year, but Johnson can’t blame the new rule changes for his error
Here’s how it all went down. 
Johnson hit a wild drive on the par-4 4th hole during the second round at Kapalua’s Plantation course. When he got up to the area of his ball, a marshal pointed to a hazard and told the former World No. 1 that he’d find his ball in there. Johnson found a TaylorMade ball and proceeded to hit his shot.
Were you under the impression that it was only new rules of which DJ might be blissfully ignorant?  As always, DJ takes full responsibility:
Johnson took full blame for the error, saying “obviously it was my fault.”
Yeah, we knew....
“I should have — the Marshal had it marked, said it went in the hazard right there, so and there was a ball right there and it was a TaylorMade. I could see the logo on the side, so I just, obviously, just assumed it was mine. And it was way up in there, so I didn’t want to move anything. But I guess now understanding the new rule, I still, I got to identify, if it moves it’s not a penalty. So that won’t ever happen again. I can promise you that. But, yeah, it’s just bad luck,” Johnson said on Friday.
The punch line, of course, is that this isn't one of the new rules, having changed a few years back....  But it's DJ, so just the thought that perhaps e should know the rules will take some time to penetrate.

Lastly, we can't talk rules without including the Mad Professor, can we?  You might have seen him putting with the flagstick in, which worked out pretty well.  In fact, as per this lead question from the Tour Confidential panel, better than pretty well:
1. The Sentry Tournament of Champions gave us our first glimpse at the long-awaited revisions to the Rules of Golf, and we saw a little bit of everything: Justin Thomas said he can’t take himself seriously putting with the flagstick in, yet Bryson DeChambeau did just that and led the field in Strokes Gained: putting in Round 1. Brandel Chamblee even said he expects nearly every player to putt with the flagstick in by season’s end. We also had DeChambeau calling the new knee-high drop rule “absurd” and saw Webb Simpson elude a penalty for stepping on his ball (it would have cost him a stroke last year). Recognizing it’s a small sample size, what’s your biggest takeaway from week 1 on Tour with the new rules? What worked? What didn’t?
Bryson has this suggestion for the drop rule:
DeChambeau commented on the rule following the second round at the Tournament of Champions in Hawaii on Friday. When asked which rule caught his attention the most, he answered, “I think the knee drop one. That you have to drop it from knee height is a bit absurd, unfortunately.” 
“I think that you should be able to go from knee height to shoulder height. There should be no issue with that, whatever you want to do, honestly. There’s a lot of questions about that.”

Perhaps someday someone will explain what was wrong with shoulder height....  But as you see above, it looks like a candidate for Monty Python's Department of Silly Walks.  Didn't anyone consider that making golfers look silly isn't a great way to grow the game?

Mike Bamberger does have the explanation I requested:
Michael Bamberger: The knee-drop looks ridiculous. It exists for a very limited purpose, to stop multiple drops on slopes. I think the professor has it right: a better rule would be to drop anywhere from knee to shoulder height. The flagstick in makes the professional game look amateurish. I like it for us. It looks strange on them. Golfers are creatures of habit. A generation coming up on it might putt with the flagstick in but those on Tour will be slow to change, no matter what Dr. Pelz says. The step-on-ball rule is a definite improvement.
Pretty weak, though I guess it's another pace-of-play rationale.  But I don't like giving the players an option, because no advantage should be gained from a drop.  But even I have to admit silly only part of the time is better than sill all of the time....

Shall we move on?  there's powder a'waiting....

Everyone Likes Mike -  That TC panel deals with the Mike Davis legacy, including an Alan Shipnuck story that says it all.  Here the query and some preliminary thoughts from the writers:
3. USGA top dog Mike Davis has handled every U.S. Open setup since 2005, but he won’t this year. As he transitions into a new role at the organization, Davis is ceding set-up duties to John Bodenhamer, the USGA’s senior managing director of
championships. Davis’s tenure as set-up czar undoubtedly had its highs and lows; how would you assess the job he did and the legacy he left behind?
Ritter: The USGA has done a lot to try to grow the game. Over time Davis took some chances — like taking the event to Chambers Bay and Erin Hills. Most would probably say those gambles didn’t pay off, but I’m still glad he took the chances. He also tried to de-emphasize par as a winning score at a U.S. Open, although I’m not sure it worked. And fair or unfair, you could make a case the U.S. Open has slipped in prestige over the last decade. So, while most of his tenure was successful and his heart was in the right place, the missteps left a mark. 
Sens: I’m with Jeff on moving the U.S. Open to new venues — a populist move that was great in theory but didn’t play out well in practice. Throw in the rules controversies and the course set-up gaffs, and I think the slip ups are what most people will remember. Some would also argue that the U.S. Open has lost some of its sense of identify, which goes hand in hand with that slip in prestige.
This is a bigger issue than we can deal with here, but it's completely unsurprising to me that the stress points resulting from the distance explosion would be felt by those trying to present the sternest test.  That said, Mike has to take much of the heat because his organization hasn't shown leadership on distance/equipment issues, and they've also failed to address the use of technology.  As just an example, when DJ's ball moved at the far end of the Oakmont golf course, rules officials had no place to view said video except by returning to the clubhouse.

And that Shipnuck story, well no surprise that it's from Oakmont:
Shipnuck: Davis is a good guy who truly loves the game and has poured his heart and soul into the USGA. But there were simply too many screwups on his watch. I’ll never forget in 2016, while Dustin was playing the final holes and confusion reigned, I found Davis upstairs in the Oakmont clubhouse, having just taken a shower so he could be fresher for the awards ceremony. It was tragicomic. The tournament was in flames but he didn’t seem to fully grasp the gravity of the situation.
That's quite the Nero-fiddling-while-Rome-burns image, and amusingly it was the same awards ceremony where USGA President Diana "Open Bar" Murphy earned her moniker.


Distaff Doings -  Jessica Marksbury is feeling the sisterhood, with eight stories worth watching on the LPGA this season, including pimping the DJ of the women's game:

1. LEXI THOMPSON IS BACK! 
America’s top female player has endured a tough couple of years. In addition to dealing
with the fallout from her 2017 ANA Inspiration rules controversy, her mother was diagnosed with cancer and her grandmother passed away. Last July, Thompson withdrew from the Women’s British Open to “recharge [her] mental batteries,” and in October, she revealed she struggles with her body image. Ahead of the final LPGA event of the season in November, Thompson announced that she had split with her caddie. But then, despite all the adversity she had faced, Thompson triumphed at the CME with her brother on the bag, her first victory in over a year and the tenth of her career. Can she keep the momentum going in 2019?
Talent to burn, but not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer....  If DJ and Lexi had a love child.... No, let's not go there...

As for Michelle's return from injury and Lydia's resurgence?  Color me skeptical....But the most interesting story in women's golf is not to be found on the LPGA, it concerns America's sweetheart Lucy Li:
Early this week, Apple posted a video advertisement for its smart watch on social media that featured the 16-year-old star amateur golfer, Lucy Li.
Among those who took notice were officials at the USGA, who have now gone in for a closer look. 
Under scrutiny is whether Li’s participation in the video, a 15-second spot for the Apple Watch, constitutes a violation of her amateur status.
Rut roh!  How could it not be a violation?  the far more interesting question is what the USGA will do about it.

The reactions, though, are pretty amusing.... Lucy herself, had this:
Li told Golf Digest that she is unable to discuss the video because of non-disclosure agreement she signed with Apple. Li’s mother, Amy, told Golf Digest that neither Lucy nor her family were paid for her participation in the video. 
Apple has not responded to an email inquiry from GOLF.com.
Both those are spit-out-your-coffee funny, that Apple wouldn't let you talk about their product that they paid you to promote or, alternatively, that your parents let your image be used without compensation.

Shack is all over this here, including folks opining that this will be allowed to slide because we should just be happy that Apple has acknowledged the game of golf....here's a bit of his rant:
The image and reputation of the amateur game was already in decline. Looking the other way on Li, as the governing bodies will surely do after checking with their image consultants, won’t stem the bleeding nor will it change behavior of “amateurs”. Players with exemptions to major championships regularly pass them up and turn pro instead of taking once-in-a-lifetime playing opportunities. The mid-amateur world is played in almost complete anonymity while the best amateur tournaments in the United States barely register a blip.

At the U.S. Amateur, a vast majority of spectators are either family, friends, agents or representatives of manufacturers who swarm players and even cheer on those who use their equipment.

The lure of professional golf is the only thing keeping amateur golf relevant. It’s a feeder world for men and women and Li will not be punished for acting like a pro when she’s likely turning pro soon, anyway. The modern USGA will not take on a player in such high profile fashion, particularly a young woman who has been a big part of their events. As Frank Hannigan always lamented, the organization’s decision-making is driven by a desire to be loved and a fear of being seen as having interfered with someone’s ability to make a living. The rules of amateur status are nothing more now than a linked page on a website.

So if we’ve reached this point, why not just accept that by allowing players to be paid for their time promoting products? Let them pay a few bills and live the American dream? The ones who want to be pro golfers look like they are already operating that way because they don’t care what the governing bodies think. A society where every opportunity to profit must be protected will probably side with Li and other players who are just playing golf ultimately just to make a buck.
It will be quite interesting to see this adjudicated.   I'm not as down on the state of the amateur game as Geoff, I just think that the USGA has abdicated to the NCAA, where golf is quite strong.  The only viable role will inevitably be as a feeder system to professional golf, so we should be thinking about how to encourage the kids to exploit the benefits of this opportunity with clear and realistic rules.

Marking His Territory - While Jay Monahan is a refreshing change from Nurse Ratched, we can all agree that's a low bar to clear.  But these comments on distance make clear that nothing is going to change:
“Here’s the way I look at it. Players are getting younger. They’re getting more athletic,”
Monahan said. “Look at those two things. Then you look at technology and data and players can optimize their swings, they can optimize their clubs, and that trend only continues in terms of the power of technology and data. You look at course conditioning and you look at weather. Those are a lot of the variables that go into it.” 
Monahan said despite the year-over-year increase, driving distance and its impact on players winning relative to approach shots, putting and other areas of the game hasn’t increased. 
The average distance on measured drives was 296.1 yards in 2018, up from 292.1 yards in 2017.
And the gains from circa 2000?  Never mind, nothing to see here.... But this is the interesting bit:
“We’re gonna be a party to all these discussions,” Monahan said. “We’re going to understand everybody’s perspectives as the USGA and R&A move forward with their Distance Insights project, but it’s hard to argue you should be changing anything right now because the sport is growing and thriving.”
But I had been reliably informed that our game is dying....

In-Round Interviews - Hard to believe, but this is an actual issue.... They tried some of it at Kapalua, and it comes off mostly as awkward.  Here's the TC panel's take:
2. The Tour tested in-round interviews at the Sentry TOC, with an eye on perhaps incorporating them in more events. Thomas declined an interview, saying, “That’s mine and [caddie Jimmy Johnson’s] time, whether we’re talking about whatever, or even the next shot. For me, there’s no benefit. It’s only going to make me look worse.” Rory McIlroy said he wasn’t asked to do any interviews but said he has told the European Tour no before. (The Euro Tour has been conducting these interviews for a couple of years now.) Are you a fan of this practice, and, if so, should players feel compelled to comply?
Ritter: I don’t blame players for turning it down. That time in between shots is still a time to concentrate and stay in the moment. Anybody here watch MLB broadcasts, where the boothmen interview managers in between innings? Those interviews sound good on paper, but I find they’re usually awkward and rarely add anything to the telecast. I suspect golf may suffer a similar fate. 
Sens: Also, interviewing a manager is an entirely different level of interference than interviewing a player. I’m with Jeff on this. If players aren’t comfortable with it, they should be able to opt out. Let their caddies do the talking instead perhaps.
I know, who really cares?  But there was one amusing bit captured by Shack:
Leishman did, however, hit a poor tee shot at 17 after a chat at 16, but as Ben Everill notes for PGATour.com, the Aussie was not blaming the loss of focus on having a microphone in the vicinity of his lips.

“Nah that was just me, that was just a crap shot,” Leishman joked after his 5-under 68 left him fifth. 
“I do (those type of interviews) in Australia every year; I think it's cool as it gives good access for the fans. 
“I'm certainly not blaming my bad shot on it as it was walking up to 16 green so it wasn't as though it was right before (that tee shot). 
"No one is going to blame an interview if they go birdie, birdie, birdie.” 
Oh never rule anything out, Leish!
But I agree that this is their office and no one should be forced to give an interview during their round.

An Ode to.... The Stymie - You folks know how a I feel about the stymie, though I've had little luck in utilizing it in play with the boys.  Lee Patterson, a new name to me, posted this from Henry Longhurst from 1952, when the stymie went the way of hickory shafts:
It's such a hoot, a shame that we've lost it in match play.....

There's talk of a road trip tomorrow, so we'll see whether there's time to blog. 

Friday, January 4, 2019

Back In The Saddle

I'm safely ensconced in Unplayable Lies' Western HQ, and even watched a little golf last night.  Just a little, but Kapalua delivers the eye candy for sure....

Scenes From Maui - This week isn't really about results, way too early to get worked up about that.  Still, you know how they always tell you the beware the injured golfer?  Sick golfers, as well:
Now Kevin Tway is making his debut coming off his first PGA Tour win at the Sanderson Farms Championship, and he’s dealing with health issues of his own. 
He’s also leading the tournament after a 7-under 66 in Round 1. 
“I played a few holes in the pro-am (Wednesday) and then on hole five it felt like I was walking on a water bed the whole hole,” Tway said. “So I withdrew from the pro-am, went to the doctor, had like an ear infection and sinus infection. Got some pills and feel a little better today, but still a little dizzy.” 
Tway had seven birdies and no bogeys, taking advantage of calmer morning conditions before the wind really picked up in the afternoon. He’s also a strong fit on this course as the second-longest hitter on Tour this season, with extremely generous fairways and plenty of room to send it.
Quite the disconnect between his scorecard and body language....  Of greater interest is the first look at the new rules in play, including everyone's favorite brainiac:
KAPALUA, Hawaii – Justin Thomas said he couldn’t really take himself seriously if he ever holed a winning putt with the flagstick in. Doesn’t like how it looks. 
It’s obvious Bryson DeChambeau has never cared about optics, which is why he said he was going to putt with the flagstick in all the time once the modern rules of golf went into effect this week at the Sentry Tournament of Champions. 
Some people laughed but DeChambeau was serious, and he backed it up Thursday while leaving the flagstick in the majority of the time in Round 1. 
He also topped the field at 3.868 strokes gained putting Thursday and suddenly this whole flagstick thing doesn’t look so ridiculous anymore. It looked like it might have helped on at least one or two birdie putts as DeChambeau shot 4-under 69 to move to T-6.
Oh, it still looks ridiculous....  But this seems unnecessarily hurtful:
He was playing with Dustin Johnson, who probably spent less time studying the modern rules than DeChambeau spent picking his shirt this morning. Johnson told him before the round he was cool with the whole flagstick thing and to have DeChambeau’s caddie Tim Tucker just handle the flag all day to avoid confusion.
C'mon, when has his lack of knowledge of the rules ever hurt DJ?  

Golf.com is all over this subject, with this from Dave Pelz supporting Bryson's strategy:
I conducted my original Pin In/Pin Out test in 1990, and published the results in the December issue of GOLF Magazine. The testing was performed with a special putting
device built to roll putts accurately aimed with a laser—and a true, pure roll—from two feet away. We rolled putts at different speeds hitting different parts of the pin on flat, uphill and downhill sloping greens. The test results were conclusive: You will hole a higher percentage of putts when you leave the flagstick in.

The reason for this effect is that a significant amount of energy is lost from a putt’s speed when the ball hits a fiberglass flagstick. The speed-loss enables gravity to pull the slower moving ball down into the hole more often. Even though balls have changed since my testing, holes and flagsticks have not, and the “energy-loss” effect will still win the day.
How is it that Bryson and Peltz haven't found each other?  Aren't they perfect for each other?

But, as I think it was Bones that noted on the broadcast, these pins weren't exactly stationary in the afternoon trade winds....  Has Pelz done the research on that?

You might have heard that it-boy Cam Champ is in the field, and Dan Kilbridge had this on one underwhelming poke with the Big Dog:
Standing behind the ninth tee box the anticipation grew as Champ pulled driver out of the bag. He’d already hit a 335-yard 3-wood off the first tee, so this was gonna be good. 
Then Champ snap-hooked it directly into a nasty area way left of the fairway and dropped his driver in frustration. It was the type of shot you see all the time at the local muni but rarely ever on the PGA Tour. Shot Tracker had it at 223 yards. 
It was a letdown for sure and resulted in a double-bogey 7 on an extremely off-brand day for Champ. 
The 23-year-old known for his driver salvaged his round with a dominant putting performance and currently sits T-14 at 2 under. With just a few groups left on course Champ was first in the field with a 3.658 strokes gained putting performance.
That's only a surprise if you weren't watching in the Fall.... the kid can putt.

Now I though I heard something about Cam's round on the broadcast, that he attempted to drive the 299-yard Par-4 and put his tee ball OB.  from there, he seems to have made....par?  If I heard it correctly, isn't that kinda special?  But the lack of coverage has me thinking I misheard it....

Bob & Carol & Ted &....Ariya? - Can someone please explain how this works to me?  One of the feel good stories of 2018 on the LPGA Tour was Pernilla Lindberg's win at The Dinah (sorry kids, it'll always be the Dinah to this old guy)....  
The first caddie change of 2019 might end up being the most interesting of the year. Pernilla Lindberg’s fiancé, Daniel Taylor, will no longer caddie for his bride-to-be, and will instead carry the bag of Ariya Jutanugarn, the no. 1 player in the world. 
It comes from a report by Golf Channel’s Randall Mell, in which Lindberg says, “It’s tough sometimes being a caddie and a player. It’s a lot of time to spend together.” According to the report, Lindberg’s new caddie will be Roy Clarke, who has caddied for multiple LPGA Tour winners. 
The decision seems rooted in the amount of time spent together. Lindberg added:“At the end of the day, you have nothing to talk about it. I can’t ask Daniel, ‘What did you have for dinner last night?’”
OK, so you're not even married yet and you find yourself with nothing to talk about?  If Vegas makes book on this wedding actually happening, I know where my shekels will bet...

The USGA, Still Bad at PR - So, the golf world is watching the beautiful images from Maui, including the first implementation of the most substantial revision of the rules of the game in decades....  Yanno, that project the USGA spent years on and believes will provide the platform on which the game can grow into the future...

So, how do you manage this roll-out?  Naturally, you step on your own story with an announcement that could easily be deferred, and which focuses everyone on your recent cock-ups.  Well played!
Beginning with this year’s championship at Pebble Beach, USGA CEO Mike Davis is
voluntarily stepping away from his longtime lead role in setting up the golf course at U.S. Opens. 
Although none of his setup predecessors – Joe Dey, P.J. Boatwright, David Eger and Tom Meeks – ever publicly professed the love for the job that Davis has, as he leaned back in a chair in his office at USGA headquarters in Far Hills, N.J., a few days before the holiday break, he proclaimed himself “very happy about this.” 
And in case you’re wondering, he’s also quite clear that his decision was not driven by what happened last June at Shinnecock Hills.
Glad they cleared that last bit up, but you'd think they'd want to avoid that inevitable subject....

But since you mentioned Shinny, you'll be relived to know that that was merely a failure to communicate:
Bodenhamer would go on to prepare a detailed behind-the-scenes post-mortem that has provided the USGA a more accurate assessment of what went wrong at Shinnecock, specifically an error in communication and execution along the chain of command. “It wasn’t that there was a judgment to make the course harder on Saturday by not applying water in the morning,” Davis said. “Water was applied on the front nine, where there were no complaints. It was a failure of carrying out the intention of applying enough water on the back nine. That was not the Shinnecock Hills club’s fault. We erred there. The USGA erred.”
We already knew that....  

Now is not the time for a longer treatment of Davis' career, one that initially held such promise.  There's a natural tendency to forget the abject dreariness of those Tom Meeks' set-ups, and Mike's introduction of innovations such as graduated rough was a breath of fresh air.

That said, the organization in recent years seems incapable of dealing with modernity, forever behind the curve on rules changes and the use of technology.  On the threshold issue of distance the organization seems to have spent years understating the effects, and now that they've somewhat changed their tune they seem incapable of exerting actual leadership on the issue....

Here's Shack's coda on the subject from his post:
The move is obviously disappointing news to those who welcomed Davis’s many positive ideas about better showing off a course design or in eliciting different questions beyond who hits the ball the straightest. Presumably the USGA’s shift in philosophy will continue but lurking more than ever is the continued pressure to maintain difficulty at courses overwhelmed by spiking driving distances.
Exactly.  Though, of course, that distance comes with a lower-spinning golf ball, making these guys longer and straighter.  

Rory, Unplugged -  After twenty years of Tiger giving us nada, Rory is a refreshing interview subject.  That said, he sometimes seems to go out of his way to bring the heat.... down on himself:

Let's parse an example, shall we?  He recently committed to maintaining Euro Tour membership, but we all understand that will be accomplished in minimalist fashion, which he explains:
McIlroy, in a sense, is embarking on what might be considered the next phase of his career. A new reality of his own making. The four-time major champion from Northern
Ireland is all but leaving the Old World for the New World, shedding his European roots to concentrate on a life in America and a career with much more emphasis on the PGA Tour. 
The duel tug of heart and ambition outweigh everything else. Easy decision. 
“Easy,” he echoes. “My life’s here [in the U.S.]. I have an American wife. I live in America. Honestly, I enjoy it here more. The way of life is easier. The weather. The convenience.”
OK, not too much damage there... I'd have advised him to avoid saying that he likes it better here, just blame it all on Erica.  But he couldn't let it go at that, could he, and the pile on seems unnecessary:
“It’s so one-sided,” McIlroy pointed out. “Look, you can talk all you want about these bigger events in Europe, but you can go to America and play for more money and more ranking points. I think as well with the world ranking points, everyone out here, all of their contracts with sponsors, it's all about world ranking points. If players are getting paid more and earning more world ranking points, why would you play over there?” 
It sounded harsh, but he was only speaking the truth, and he continued.
Just because it's tru doesn't mean that he needs to be the one saying it....  And, the worst is yet to come:
“The ultimate goal is here,” McIlroy added. “The European Tour is a stepping stone. That's the truth. The European Tour is a stepping stone. That's the way it is. It's tough. I still want to support the European Tour, and I talk about this loyalty thing with Europe. … [But] it's not as though I'm just starting out and jumping ship. I've done my time. I've done everything I feel like I need to do to say OK, I’m going to make my own decisions and do what I want.”
Thud.  But, amusingly, the U.S. keeps losing to what Rory considers a developmental tour....

Also amusing, was the reaction when Rory post a photo of his new kicks:


Shack goes with hospital-friendly, which isn't bad.  Even better, he posts some of the comment thread:
thelext Shuffleboard shoes.
rtmartinaz Paging Nurse Ratched
303michael When you've got a tee time at 9 but you gotta go be a nurse at 2.
new84man @jeffcolburn4 better if they have Velcro.
5m_madden Does @rorymcilroy have bad circulation or diabetes? Those are absolutely terrible.
seth_thomas Where can we get the shoes bag?! Wow. Fire. 🔥
rlab77 Not even an endorsement contract like Rory's could get this pair on my feet. The bag looks top notch though
prettyzach @handcuff11 Nike making footjoys now?
ken212525 They handed those out at local bowling alley last night. Rolled a 98
therealroymcavoy Air Griswold’s? Modeled after the gift from cousin Eddie? #superdope
majortimmy01 Pee wee Herman Shoes!
Hey, rtmatinaz, that Nurse Ratched bit belongs to me.....

Lots of love for what appears to be a bespoke Seamus shoe bag....

Then again, he did have an amusing response to his Captain's new tat....

See ya down the road.

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

And So It Begins

Just a few scraps for y'all to start 2019 in style....  A reminder that tomorrow is a travel day, but that only ensures that I'll be up at 3:30 a.m. on Friday with little to do except blog...

The Year Ahead - Who'll be the breakout star of 2019?  Everyone wants in on that....Sunday's Tour Confidential gabfest was asked this:
Four players — Brooks Koepka, Justin Rose, Dustin Johnson and Justin Thomas — held the title of World No. 1 in 2018. Which player, among these four or others, will occupy the top spot for the most weeks in 2019?
Sean Zak: Koepka and Rose will have a nice head start, but I’m expecting another big year from Dustin Johnson. No shocker in that, but he’ll carve out another 3-4 wins by default. He’s that good. 
Alan Shipnuck: The problem with this analysis is that Dustin wins regular Tour events but not major championships, where so many more points are available. Rose is way overdue to win another major — hard to believe he’ll be 39 this season and has snagged only one. I think this is his year to cash in another and spend more time at No. 1. 
Michael Bamberger: Koepka. I don’t know much, but I know to listen to Tom Watson, and he says the man is the real deal.
I don't know, Mike, a guy that doesn't see the importance of pods might not be the perfect source to opine on the modern game...  
Jessica Marksbury: Totally agree, Michael. The man has three major wins in the span of a single year, and the chip on his shouldershows no signs of shrinking. I’m expecting some serious fire from him throughout 2019. 
Josh Sens: I’m with Alan on this. Rose is Rose is Rose — so consistently great, and showing no signs of slowing. 
Dylan Dethier: I’m in on team Rosie. But more than anything I’m excited for this palace intrigue to continue. Throw Bryson in the mix plus someone else who gets hot (Rory? Rahm? Tiger?!) and we’ll have plenty of “who’s the best player in the world” conversations to toss around.
Hmmmm, I'd have to say that the absence of love for JT is the biggest surprise....  But if I were a betting man, I'd put my chips on no one dominating.  Another rugby scrum at Numero Uno.

Their follow-up question might be the more interesting:
Who’s most likely to win a major in ‘19: Tiger Woods, Jordan Spieth or Rory McIlroy?
What does "none of the above" pay?
Zak: McIlroy. He’s inching closer to that green jacket. Bethpage should play to his strengths. Spieth (perpetually) is a very close second here. 
Bamberger: Rory. Open in the old country.
Considering that Mike wrote this book, I'm more than a little surprised that he hasn't notice how poorly Rory handles the wind.  Plus, if hosting the Irish Open taxed his powers of concentration, I'd think that Portrush will be a difficult week for him.
Shipnuck: Oof, this is tough. Each faces big question: Tiger’s driver, Jordan’s putter, Rory’s head. Of the three, Tiger is the most ascendant, so I’ll go with him. 
Sens: Given that he was fresh off back surgery and in the midst of yet another swing change and he still contended seriously in two majors, it’s gotta be Tiger. 
Marksbury: I’ll cast a third vote for the Big Cat. The 2018 Comeback Tour was too much fun. And look at the Tiger-friendly venues we have to look forward to! No. 15 has got to happen this year. 
Dethier: This feels weird because I’m usually higher on Rory and Tiger’s chances than my colleagues, but I think it may be Spieth — he feels like a guaranteed contender at Augusta and Portrush.
Lastly, they go rogue with off-the-wall projections:
Okay, enough softballs. Now give us a *truly* bold golf prediction for the coming year. 
Marksbury: The idea that Tiger will win a major after an 11-year drought isn’t bold enough?! Okay, how about another Tiger prediction: He’ll win both a major and a regular Tour event in 2019. 
Bamberger: Rory wins twice: Masters and British Open. 
OK, Mike seems not to have dried out after the eggnog...  I've got Rory penciled in for a signature back door top ten at Augusta.... 
Sens: The Internationals romp to victory in the Presidents Cup. 
I don't know about romping, but I agree they're overdue.   
Shipnuck: Sens, this isn’t supposed to be science fiction! I predict that none of our predictions will come true. Wait, that isn’t very bold… 
Zak: Phil Mickelson resigns himself (happily) to an assistant captain role at the Presidents Cup. 
Dethier: I’ll stick to the madness I proposed on our upcoming bold predictions podcast: Captain Tiger Woods will have two intriguing picks: Jordan Spieth and Patrick Reed! Chew on that one for a little bit…
There's a horses-for-courses argument for Jordan at Augusta, not that I'm in that camp.  But for those that buy it, I'll just suggest you think through who will be helping him into that green jacket....  Delightfully awkward, no?

Golfweek has a contribution in this vein as well, picking eleven players to break through in 2019.... However, they lead with Tony Finau and it doesn't get much edgier than that.  Cam Champ?  Sam Burns?  

As for Golf Digest, they're all over that exciting race for No. 1:


That's what Living Under Par™ is all about.... 

The GD gang also came up with ten predictions for the New Year, a few of which are quite amusing:
Weather problems will hit Bethpage 
We went to Bethpage Black this past May to see how the course 1) survived a rough winter and 2) how the current weather could effect the 2019 Wanamaker. To our surprise, the mecca of New York public golf was shining brightly as ever. So why the worry? Call it PTSD from the '09 U.S. Open at Black (we're still drying off) or that five of the last seven Mays in Long Island have been wet affairs. Here's hoping for sunshine, but to those planning on attending the '19 PGA Championship, bring an umbrella.
Going to Bethpage is quite the gamble, but it's nothing compared to going to Rochester in May.  

Their last makes up for the absence of love above:
Justin Thomas will take the reins as No. 1

Brooks Koepka and Justin Rose have been playing hot potato with the No. 1 ranking, but our forecast is Thomas—winner of eight events in the last two seasons—leaves that duo
in the dust. The majority of tour venues cater to Thomas' blitzkrieg strategy (first in eagles, fourth in birdie average), and his lone weakness, driving accuracy, won't be penalized at this year's U.S. Open (Pebble) and PGA (Bethpage) sites. Throw in his steadily-improving showings at Augusta and his propensity to start the year strong (six of his nine career wins have come before the Masters in their given season), it's hard not to see Thomas retaking the No. 1 crown by spring.
Not sure whether they're also predicting an encore of the cardigan look....
New Year, New Gear - I don't obsess over equipment contracts, but we do seem to be in a strange period there....  Though he's taken a pass on Maui, this previously reported deal is now official:
Honma Golf didn’t waste any time making their presence known to start the new year.
The Japanese-based equipment manufacturer officially announced the signing of Justin Rose to a multi-year equipment deal that, according to a press release, will see the second-ranked player in the world “lead Honma’s worldwide tour presence. The Board sees this as an important milestone in Honma’s efforts in global professional golf.” Terms of the agreement were not disclosed. 
It’s unclear what Rose’s final equipment setup will look like when he begins his season in a few weeks at the Desert Classic in Palm Springs, Calif., but he’ll have at least 10 Honma clubs in the bag, per his agreement. 
It will likely consist of the company’s T//World TW747 driver, T//World TW747 V prototype irons (4-6), T//World 747 “Justin Rose” forged muscleback (7-9) and T//World TW Forged wedges (47, 56 and 60 degrees). The new deal also requires Rose, who will play a part in future product development, to carry a Honma bag and have the brand’s logo on both sides of his hat.
We've seen TaylorMade dropping many of their long-time endorsers, seemingly going all-in on Tiger and Rory.  But Honma has always been a niche, high-end player in the equipment business, but not a presence on tour.  That may be changing:
Justin Rose was officially unveiled as the centerpiece of Honma Golf’s Tour staff on Tuesday, but there’s a good chance he won’t be the company’s only signing. Rumors have been circulating for the last month that Honma could ink anywhere from two to
three players in an effort to bolster their presence on the PGA Tour this season. 
One of those players could be Paul Casey, who was photographed with a Honma TW-U Forged utility iron in his hands at the Sentry Tournament of Champions. Nike’s hard-goods exit more than two years ago saw Casey sign a metalwoods-only deal with TaylorMade in 2017, but he’s remained a free agent with the rest of his setup. 
Until this week, Casey’s setup consisted of TaylorMade woods, Mizuno irons, Titleist Vokey Design wedges and a Scotty Cameron.
Casey has been trolling Tommy Fleetwood over an old set of Nike irons, so perhaps those will change hands as well.

Don't Know Much About History - Guy Yocum celebrates the 36 greatest caddies in golf history, a seemingly arbitrary number for sure.  He goes way back for sure, this isn't even the oldest:
SKIP DANIELS
After the aging caddie toted for Gene Sarazen in the 1932 Open Championship, the Squire wrote: "With Daniels in the Lion's Den," the most beautiful caddie tribute ever written.

Don't feel bad, it's not like I had heard of him either....

I get why this next one is here, though it was a bit of a one-off:
EDDIE LOWERY
As a waifish 10-year-old, he caddied for Francis Ouimet during Ouimet's titanic upset victory in the 1913 U.S. Open. Later as a wealthy car dealer, he was a benefactor to Ken Venturi, Tony Lema and Harvie Ward.
Of course, Guy includes the inevitable tearjerkers as well:
BRUCE EDWARDS

Edwards and Tom Watson were inseparable from 1973-'89. He caddied two years for Greg Norman, then rejoined Watson until passing away in 2004 from ALS. Edwards' courage during his ordeal inspired a nation of golfers and sports fans.

Sad mostly for how little progress has been made....  Just a fun trip down memory lane.  

It's Always the Wife - This was the bizarre story of the week, perhaps even the year:
Wives accidentally kill their husbands following freak golf cart crash
Accidentally?  Color me skeptical....
A vacation in Thailand has gone awry as two men have perished following a bizarre golf cart crash. 
According to the AFP news agency, two South Korean couples were on a ferry crossing a river that runs through a golf course when the men, who were in the first golf cart, were accidentally rammed by a cart behind them driven by their wives. The collision knocked all four into muddy waters. 
Nearby fishermen were able to save the two women, but it's believed, according to police officials, an undercurrent caught the men, leading to their death.
I always remind Employee No. 2 that the wife is always the prime suspect....

Broadie On Streaks -  Stats Guru Mark Broadie dishes data on streaks, most of which is of passing interest.  He does remind of en epic Tiger achievement:
With the exception of Johnson and Fowler, each beat-the-field leader was, at some point in the year of his streak, top 10 in the world rankings. And the all-time beat-the-field-streak leader? Tiger Woods, of course, with an astounding run of 89 consecutive rounds beating the field, from August 1999 through November 2000. It’s commonly said that Joe DiMaggio’s 56-game hitting streak in baseball is the greatest streak in all of sports, but as I strongly asserted a few years ago in the pages of GOLF (“89 Straight,” July 2015), I think that Tiger’s is the streak to beat all streaks.
It's crazy good, though I'd love to know what the second best such streak might look like for comparative purposes.  Though this is mostly an excuse to post an amusing tweet from Alan Shipnuck in response:


C'mon, it's Sporty Spice in a landslide....

Late Again - I'll leave you with a nice, if tardy item, this John Updike ode to late-season golf:
An hour north of Boston, the golf shops hold their end-of-season sales in early October, and by the end of the month, the club pros have flown south to Florida, to begin all over
again. The courses remain open, however, for a month or so—at first, with flags in fresh-cut cups, and then without flags but with unlined holes cut in the middle of the green, and finally with no holes in the green but perhaps temporary greens set up some yards in front, on patches of fairway where putting is as chancy as bowling across cobblestones. Nevertheless, a devoted few play on, through Indian summer and Thanksgiving, into December, until the first snowfall puts a decisive end to the golfing year. 
Just as a day may come at sunset into its most glorious hour, or a life toward the gray-bearded end enter a halcyon happiness, December golf, as long as it lasts, can seem the sweetest golf of the year. The unkind winds and muddy plugged lies of April and May, the deepening rough of June, the hot, eager crowds of July and August, the obfuscating goose feathers and fallen leaves of the autumn are all gone, gone, and golf feels, on the frost-stiffened fairways, reduced to its austere and innocent essence.
I know it's no longer January, but yesterday felt very much like such a day.  So much so, that the bride and I walked our golf course with her 7-iron and a couple of balls.  

Give it a read, as I'm trying to bring some class to the blog....  and I'll see you from the other side.