Yes, the lies we tell ourselves....
COR Follies - It's interesting what stories folks react to, because these failed driver tests have generated more questions to your humble blogger on the golf course than any other recent golf story, as well as the lknked post from Geoff.
I wonder if Lucas Glover might be headed for the El Salvador prison for these comments:
Asked during his SiriusXM show about driver test failures at the PGA Championship, Lucas Glover suggested that some of his brethren knowingly skirt the Rules of Golf.“I’ve been trying to think all morning and all day how to say this without sounding like it’s going to sound – but most guys don’t give them their real driver anyway,” Glover said. “They give them their backup just in case.”He added, “I know a lot of guys, they keep two drivers in their bag just in case.”Which was a diplomatic way of saying they are cheating, without saying they are cheating. But are these players doing it from a place of unsportsmanlike duplicity? Or just trying to keep up with the distance chase that their “teams” and craven marketeers tell them is essential to financial success in pro golf? Either way, the revelation hurts the image of a sport that has long taken pride in the integrity of its vast majority of self-policing players.
Gee, Geoff, I guess we read those comments differently, because I think he quite clearly accused his fellow Tour members of cheating. Is there another way to read that bit about not players not submitting their actual gamers?
Here's some background o the testing:
The random “Characteristic Time” driver tests at the heart of this dust-up have been conducted for years now. They happen throughout the PGA Tour season, at major championships, and on other global tours. Prior to year’s PGA Championship, it is believed multiple drivers were deemed non-conforming or close to the line and subsequently taken out of play before round one. The two top-ranked players in the field, Scottie Scheffler and Rory McIlroy, had to switch.Scheffler revealed after winning that he was aware his driver was trending in the direction of non-conformity. McIlroy did not address a SiriusXM report by Jason Sobel suggesting the Masters champion had to make a switch after his was deemed non-conforming. Both players use a TaylorMade. But at least neither player attempted the backup ploy alleged by Glover.Majors are theoretically the best place to check all drivers since the weeks include golfers from other Tours, where testing is less robust or non-existent. (LIV has been in discussions about testing with the USGA and R&A as part of newfound efforts with an eye on obtaining world ranking points and legitimacy.)“If we’re going be on an equal playing field, and the four biggest events are going to bring all these people and all these tours together,” Glover said, “let’s make sure we’re playing under the same rules.”
We assume that those two guys submitted their actual gamers, but that's just an assumption...
But to me Geoff is ignoring that 600 lb. elephant in the corner, to wit, the assumption that Rory might well have presumably won his Masters with a non-conforming driver. Isn't that rather a devastating takedown of the testing regime?
See what you think of this 'graph, because to me it's got a whole bunch of crazy contained within:
Glover’s proposal would add a significant amount of pre-tournament work and likely require full disclosure to the public of failed tests. Given how golf sells the integrity of its players to corporate partners, that’s less than ideal. Particularly since the current system appeared to be working until Glover’s suggestion of intentional obfuscation.
Work? That's an issue in a game rolling in cash? We were just told that the Tour hasn't touched their $1.5 billion large, but God-forbid anyone needs to actually do anything.
More substantively, why would disclosing failed tests be less than ideal? We are told (I'm not buying it completely) that the player is not aware the driver is non-conforming, and a rigorous testing protocol would seemingly provide comfort that the guys are achieving these crazy low scores under the rules....
But peak crazy is the italicized bit. It's a bit of a remembrance of rants past, but the Tour insists that its members are all gentlemen, and refuses to disclose its disciplinary actions so that we have no evidence to the contrary. Of course omertà can only be maintained to a certain extent, things like the release of John Daly's Tour disciplinary file inform us of how much crap has been shoved under the rug.
What the Tour wants, and what Geoff shockingly seems on board with, is not a system of rigorous enforcement of equipment regulations. What they want is merely a system that appears to be working. See the difference?
Here's more from Geoff:
The testing involves a pendulum-type implement measuring tool to check how long a strike stays in touch with the clubface. The test takes about 15-20 minutes, and the drivers are returned to the player with results, minus exact testing numbers. The player is told if the club was either “Green” for conforming, “Yellow” for conforming but close to the tolerance limit, and “Red” for a failure to conform under the testing rules. The maximum “characteristic time” lasts 257 microseconds with a tolerance of 18 microseconds.The major manufacturers have similar testing capacity in their traveling trucks. Some have alleged privately that the test is not accurate enough to be trusted. They cite the case of Xander Schauffele’s failed driver at the 2019 Open because the club reportedly passed internal testing. Other skeptics of the process have suggested the clubs are not quite the same after going through the test. But if that’s the case, it’s the manufacturers who are to blame. The sensitivity of the driver's face and vulnerability to non-conformity occur after normal wear and tear. Only greed and disdain for the rules drive a company to deliveres clubs so close to the line.It’s all quite a ridiculous thing in the name of a few yards of distance from companies that also steadfastly refuse to make non-conforming clubs for everyday golfers because, get this, golfers want to play by the rules.Most companies test to prevent the kind of inconvenience and embarrassment to their staff members. And since the situation involving Schauffele six years ago, nothing has come close to what transpired at this year’s PGA. As many as ten of the 50-or-so drivers may have failed. But it also came as no surprise to the PGA of America, which relies on the USGA to test.“Finding driver heads that have crept over the line of conformance is not an unusual occurrence, especially for clubs that are hit thousands of times over a long period of time,” the PGA of America’s statement read. “The results are kept confidential to protect players, who are unaware the club has fallen out of conformance and not responsible for it falling out of conformance other than hitting the club thousands of times. Players are simply asked to change heads if necessary, and all do without issue.”Even as incredible as the manufacturers are today at making exact replicas, players find one they like, and it can be frustrating to take a “gamer” out of play.
In another piece on this issue, drivers were likened to snowflakes, each one different from the other. Thus the issue with tasking gamers out of play art the last moment.
We have pushback from the Tour, but first let me excerpt this bit:
Under the testing protocol, which USGA representatives conduct on site working at the request of the PGA Tour, about a third of the players in the field submit a driver for testing, the players chosen randomly. The CT test, also called the pendulum test, takes a few minutes to run and drivers are characterized as either passing or failing the CT limit, which is a measurement of how the face flexes at impact. A higher CT number than the limit of 257 microseconds means a driver face is too flexible and thus nonconforming. During the testing, players also are notified if their drivers measure close to the CT limit. The idea is that driver faces that are hit repeatedly at high speeds will start to show a creep in the CT that would take them from conforming to nonconforming. That is what is believed to have happened with both Rory McIlroy’s and Scottie Scheffler’s drivers, which failed CT testing early in the week at the PGA Championship.
Ya got that? It takes only a few minutes, but we can't test every driver.
This on the Glover allegations:
While Lucas Glover may believe there’s some bait-and-switch shenanigans happening during driver testing on tour, the PGA Tour seems certain there is not. That said, the tour remains committed to a random testing approach versus weekly full-field testing at this point.“The PGA Tour works with a survey team to confirm that the drivers being tested early in the week are the drivers being used in competition,” the statement reads. “By matching serial numbers, those drivers are validated moments before players begin their competitive rounds.”
I think we understand why the PGA Tour is committed to only a random testing regime. But that makes their assertion that they've confirmed that only actual games are tested rather dubious, especially since it's moments before competitive rounds begin.
Jack Nicklaus found out that Rory McIlroy wasn’t going to play in this year’s Memorial Tournament around the same time that everyone else got word that the Masters champion wouldn’t be making the trip to Dublin, Ohio.There was no back-channel conversation between McIlroy and Nicklaus about the World No. 2’s decision to sit out for the first time since 2017.This meant the decision came as a bit of a shocker to Nicklaus, given the status of the event, McIlroy’s history at Muirfield Village and the Signature Event sticker that comes with it now.But while caught off guard by McIlroy’s absence, Nicklaus didn’t feel the need to criticize McIlroy on Tuesday during his pre-tournament press conference.“It surprised me,” Nicklaus said. “But guys have got schedules and got things they do. I haven’t talked to him for him to tell me why or why not. It’s just his call. I made a lot of calls that I had to make when I played to play or not play, and sometimes it wasn’t as popular as people thought it was. But sometimes you have to make those calls.“I don’t hold anything against Rory for that. He did what he likes to play. I know he likes to play so many in a row. He likes to play the week before a U.S. Open. And so that’s what he’s doing. I really don’t have a comment on it. It’s very difficult. I’m a big Rory fan, I always have been. I’m sure that I will remain that way.”
What this tells us is that Jack is an adult. On the one hand, there shouldn't be an expectation that Jack's ring needs to be kissed, but on the other hand, anyone remember Rickie and Arnie? When he realized he wasn't going to play Bay Hill one year, Rickie got in his car and drove up to Orlando to deliver that bad news to the King over lunch. Are you taking notes, Rory?
But the bigger issue to me is always the lies they tell us. According to Rory himself, the game can only grow if we the fans know when and where Rory will play. Hence the creation of the Signature Events Money Grabs™, so we know that those weeks all the best players will be there.
The PGA Tour’s signature event model that Rory McIlroy helped to create in 2022 in response to the LIV Golf League incursion into men’s golf appears to not be working for some players—most notably Rory McIlroy.The reigning Masters champion is skipping this week’s 50th edition of the Memorial Tournament, marking the third time this year that the No. 2 player in the world is skipping one of the $20 million limited-field events. On Tuesday, tournament founder and host Jack Nicklaus said he was surprised by McIlroy’s decision to bypass the Memorial in favor of next week’s RBC Canadian Open leading into the U.S. Open but stopped short of any criticism of a player who has sought his guidance through the years.A day later, PGA Tour commissioner Jay Monahan essentially cut McIlroy considerable slack when he was asked if he had any concerns about McIlroy’s scheduling decisions.“The beauty of our model is that our players have the ability to select their schedule,” Monahan told a small group of media Wednesday morning at Muirfield Village Golf Club. "What Rory McIlroy has done, I think he's played in this tournament every year since 2017. And you look at the tournaments that he's supported. I don't have any concern, because you look at this on balance over time, his support of our tournaments and our partners is extraordinary.”
It's great, Jay, it just proves that you guys have been lying to us since day one. The point about LIV isn't to grow the game, it's to be used to grow the top 20'sd bank accounts. The thing is that Rory won't be missed, because he couldn't be bothered sharing a few thoughts at the PGA. You simply can't have it both ways, Rory, at least not in my book.
I'm not going to blog the NCAA men's championship, though I hope you were able to view some of it. I was rooting for Virginia for the simple reason that we have more than enough orange on the big tour, but it's likely a happy morning in the Fowler household.
I will likely see y'all on Monday. have a great weekend.